Cats in Space and Sci-Fi
Orion - Men in Black
Zunar J - The Cat from Outer Space
Goose - Marvel
Baudelarie - Phantom 2040
Lying Cat - Saga
Spot - Star Trek: The Next Generation
Jonesy - Alien
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Cats in Space and Sci-Fi
Orion - Men in Black
Zunar J - The Cat from Outer Space
Goose - Marvel
Baudelarie - Phantom 2040
Lying Cat - Saga
Spot - Star Trek: The Next Generation
Jonesy - Alien
I'm free and easy with the illustrious dead. I saw what I have to say about Baudelaire or Flaubert without mincing words, and when I'm chided for doing so, I feel like answering: 'Don't butt into our affairs. Those geniuses of yours belong to me. I've held them in my hands, I've loved them passionately, with all due reverence. Am I going to handle them with kid gloves?'"
Jean-Paul Sartre, The Words, 68
Monsters...
Violet: Mother, Are their monsters under my bed?
Beatrice: Don’t be ridiculous, the real monsters aren’t under the bed; maybe in the closet or in the trees, possibly right under the floor, reading a book, driving a taxi, lighting a fire or eating horseradish. But there are no monsters under the bed.
Violet: But what if I wake up to noises
Beatrice: Violet. (Smiles sweetly while brushing Violet’s hair back) if you hear any noise then I give you full permission to yell out so I can know and give a very frighting dialogue to the being making noise so that it never bothers you again
Your breakup might be bad but its not “Beatrice Baudelaire’s 200 page breakup novel” bad
Missing Body...
Baudelaire children: (meets Carmelita for the first time)
Violet: Klaus, would it be bad if I kill someone
Klaus: Yes Violet, it would be very illegal
Sunny: fhitd [meaning: it’s not illegal if it’s a missing body]
Klaus: Sounds about right, hinding a dead body would be easier....
Violet: I’ll get the shovel.
Homeschooled...
Klaus: Father, can I be homeschooled?
Bertrand: As much I would love to have you homeschooled, I can not
Klaus: Why?
Bertrand: Because it would be strange for a grown up to go to a book fair in a random children’s school
Klaus: That makes sense
Options AU part 3
Option most chosen.
1)Quagmires say yes
“Y-Yes,” Isadora stuttered out.
“Good, this makes things so much easier,” Violet said getting up, picking up Isadora, leaving the cafeteria with Sunny at tow.
“Well Violet always was one to be bold,” Klaus said standing up.
“Should I be worried,” Duncan said.
“Probably not,” Klaus said picking up Duncan, “But it’s for the best, besides no one would dare bully the queen’s pet.”
It was not long before they arrived at the dorm; after much reasonable *cough* threating reasons to a certain vice principal, the Baudelaire had taken hold of an entire building for their use.
“Here you go,” Violet said dropping off Isadora in probably the most gorgeous bathroom she has ever seen; in fact probably the only actual bathroom they’d since in a year now.
“Why are you being so nice to us,” Duncan said halting Violet.
“What I am doing isn’t helping; its being human. You triplets have been let down long enough. When your done head to your rooms, they have your initials on the door,” she said then get stopped again.
“How did you know I would have said yes,” Isadora said feeling the warm water is the bath tub filled with bubbles and flower petals.
“Oh, we didn’t, I would have taken you two even if I had to drag you by the ankles,” Violet said leaving, closing the door.
“Well their sure strange?” Duncan said looking at the clean towel; feeling filthy in its presence.
“They might be strange, but nice I suppose,” Isadora said sitting in the warm bubble bath, not worrying about crabs or mold dripping from the ceiling; but what made her most happy, and I feel made both the Quagmires happy, is the simple word they haven’t heard in a long time.
“It’s nice to be called a triplet again...”
• • • • • • • •
“Babvate,” Sunny shrieked as she sat on the kitchen counter looking at her siblings, and by her shriek meaning “It’s good and all that we are protecting them but VFD will find out about this, both side will, and no matter how much I see it, both side will be troublesome try to come, at least until mother and father intervene.”
“Probably but we made a deal and so far nothing is broken. Now should we start activating are plan or come up with random ways to cook this lobster?” Klaus said holding up the living lobster.
Options start now.
1)Start activating the plan
2)cook the lobster
3)something unexpected
Valentine’s Day special part two...
Klaus: Are parents are strange.
Violet: (opening Bertrands new watch to see how it works but didn’t tell him) Was that assumption made before or after you asked them those questions?
Klaus: Well, technically mother just skipped the questions and father began to start talking about poetry.
Violet: doesn’t sound helpful at all. What about going to the market place
Klaus: sounds like a better plan then what going on now
(Market place)
Klaus: (talks out loud) who should I ask first (walks up to a girl around his age) hello can you-
Random girl; although we know who it is: Out of my way cakesniffer! (Kicks klaus in the leg)
Klaus:(crying in pain) why me