Is Mark Zuckerberg Pregnant?
Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Meta, while have no documented weight, seems to have gained some weight in recent months after a brief hiatus from the company. Now you might be saying, “Men can’t get pregnant!” And all of us at The Florida Situation simply say, “Not with that attitude!” But also, as we all know, Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard person and alien illuminati member who is secretly behind 9/11, but since it is unknown what kind of lizard Mark Zuckerberg is, it is entirely possible he is part bearded dragon, which have been known to possess male chromosomes but change their reproductive systems to female and lay eggs, and this is entirely possible for explaining Zucky’s pregnancy. Now, no information about his possible pregnancy is available, even google will deny it, but that’s nothing new. The elite can manipulate the internet to their advantage to hide their dark twisted lizard secrets. We would love to hear your thoughts in the comments!
Sincerely,
The Florida Project
Head Writer: Dave Morty
