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"Solar comes home"
🎶"My son, I'm finally home!"🎶
Jack: "F*ck you, dad!"
Oh, boy, let's get into it...
The episode opens with Dazzle, Sun, Moon, Cosmos, and Monty watching Bluey while Monty teases Dazzle about being similar to Bingo. Jack is sitting on top of the TV as usual. Cosmos is snacking on some cereal straight from the box (Like me) only for Sun to snatch it away and tell him to use a bowl cause he doesn't want any crumbs on his floor. There's a knock at the door Solar and Nebula are here.
They let them in and Moon and Sun can instantly tell Nebula isn't feeling too well. Since she was an astral longer than Cosmos, it's taken longer for her to adjust to this reality and its star power. Nebula is going to be staying here till Solar gets a place for him, her, and Jack. Solar says Nebula can rest in his room and we hear both Cosmos and Dazzle go "Oooh."
(As a Startools shipper I expect to see art of them cuddling in Solar's bed now or just them hanging out in his room soon)
Solar goes to greet Jack but Jack kind of just brushes him off. (Yep. Saw this coming. Jack is upset at Solar for leaving and probably for not being there for him even when Molten died. Jack has every right to be mad at his dad. Heck, I am!)
While Moon has them all he and Sun take them all to the kitchen and inform Solar, Cosmos, and Monty about TJ. Moon tells them "I adopted a kid." Which confuses them all at first and then he explains TJ is Overseer's son, Theodore Jr.
Cosmos freaks out, worrying that TJ saw him kill his dad but Moon informs him that as far as they know TJ saw nothing (Are we sure about that, Moondrop?)
Moon explains that TJ will be staying till further notice, Nebula interrupts their conversation a few times to grab snacks (She steals Cosmos' cereal) Solar mentions that Nebula has been craving things lately... (For like a split second when he said that I thought "Cravings? OH, MY GOSH! IS SHE PREGNANT?!?!" Forgetting the fact Solar is a robot... forgot that detail.)
When Nebula asks what they are talking about Moon gives her the recap version and she leaves saying like "Yep, this just got way too complicated I'm going back to bed"
After they talk about TJ, Moon asks Solar what's up with him and Jack and if they'll be okay? Solar says he doesn't know but that he'll deal with it.
Nebula returns again, asking if they can order Pizza with the cheesy garlic bread. Cosmos is right behind her on that. (Those two are craving a lot since they lost their star power, they actually feel hungry again and have to eat.) Cosmos goes to order food while Solar joins Nebula in his room, Monty heads home and Sun and Moon realize Cosmos is in deep credit card debt... Sun reluctantly orders the food and the episode ends there. (Man, I wish I was in this show solely for their food. I would be at the Celestial's home for dinner nearly every day)
Welp, I'm glad Solar and Nebula are home, they're safe, and TJ has a new home but Jack is rightly mad at Solar and I hope it takes a lot and a serious talk for the two to be okay again. I need a "Jack confronts Solar" and a "Solar's apology to Jack" episode.
Till then... I wait...
"Freddi quits?!"
Ooh, Chica with a mean right hook! Seriously from what I've heard Chicas have a pretty mean right hook.
The episode opens with Clipper joining the now much alive Foxy and the now speaking Chica in the lobby. He says it's good to see them again and informs them on how Saturn is doing and the whole Venus situation.
Freddi finally arrives and the first thing Chica does when she sees her is PUNCH HER IN THE FACE! (Deserved, frankly) Freddi's voice box is now acting funny cause of the punch and her nose horn is repeatedly going off (which is kind of funny) after she gets told off by Foxy a bit Freddi reveals why she called them all here... she's quitting sort of... she is stepping down from the position of manager and will now just be a performer. She will no longer be making the big (morally bankrupt) decisions.
As Chica puts it "So you'll be Freddi again, basically?"
Freddi says yes... however she informs them that cause she quit as manager it has caused a massive shake-up in Fazbear, some people got promotions, some got demoted. It's bad. And a lot of paperwork for Claudia... but it also means they're getting a new human manager... which means Saturn has to hide again... and they all need to act like robots again.
Freddi tells them they don't need to act robotic, still be themselves just be professional.
The episode ends with Freddi apologizing again but she still has a lot of work to do to make up for... well... everything... Freddi walks off and Chica and Foxy leave to help Chica design a new outfit (wonder what that will look like? Who do you think the new manager will be? Vanessa? Gregory? A Michael Afton variant? An original character? Guess we'll have to wait and see)
"Lunar and Earth react to your NEW fanart"
He's the trash man!
Amazing episodes as usual, especially TSAMS 11/10!
Everyone's fanart is amazing!
My favorite pieces were the ones of Earth with plant magic (Seriously, give this girl magic it would make life so much easier) and the drawing of Andromeda, floating in space, holding a star. She looks so peaceful.
The Yankees challenge the call of out and rightly so. Jasson Dominguez reaches home plate after a wild pitch. He's safe. Look at the picture. His hand is on the plate and that glove is way above him. No contest. The call of out is overturned!! Jasson scores another run for the Yankees!!!
Way to go, Jasson!!! He's playing so well. I'm so happy to see him back in the lineup!! The Martian is outta this world!!! ❤️👽⚾️❤️✨️💫
Superman: any of his kids getting hurt
Wonder Woman: another Robin dying
Green Arrow: something bad happening to someone he cares about
Green Lantern: something happening for which he has no contingency for.
Flash: Robins getting hurt
All the Batkids: Angry Oracle
Oracle: me.
Gideon the Ninth is fun because we all love that strong, silent, badass character that’s actually a bit of a softy - perhaps even a himbo - and The Locked Tomb had the galaxy brain of asking ‘what if the story was from their pov and also they were a gay woman?’
