#because duh!

[free-the-mages]

a little while ago i made a post about doing art for mutuals and that’s what i’ve been working on lately. i was gonna wait to post them all at once but i don’t wanna wait. so first up we have one of the reigning queens of my heart, @trvelyans’s gorgeous Celandine Trevelyan! who is amazing!!! and so fun to draw!!! i love her!!!

two versions, because honestly i really like both. :3 anyway! Maia, thank you so so much for letting me draw your child, and I hope I did her justice! ❤️

[hollustu-ascended]

"Your delivery driver was incarcerated for refusing to show proof of a driver's license and registration. Also, the tail light was busted."

👓

❝  Hmm  ,  well  I'd  say  it  would  be  a  good  idea  to  release  him.   I've  heard  someone  sent  word  to  the  President  himself  and  we  all  know  what  happens  there.  ❞   She's  pretty  sure  this  will  involve  ice  cream  again.   ❝  Don't  worry  ,  someone  from  the  President's  office  will  be  down  to  sort  this  all  out.  ❞

[thehelplessmortals]

Next fic chapter will be 2k words of me describing the scenery.

[blueskadoo-bitch]

Listen. You can hang me if this is culturally insensitive or racist somehow but I desperately need a story about a little girl of Chinese decent living her best life in Hawaii who comes to know dragons are real (idk how drowning, playing in puddles in the rain , spelunking... dealer's choice). Somehow she comes to befriend a spirit dragon ('bby' dragon or massive 100,000 year old majestic beast) AND NAMES THAT snaketigerlioneagleclamcarpdeercamel boi PUDGE. Because everyone knows Pudge controls the weather and that is EXACTLY what her Pudge does peanut butter sandwiches or not ( he prefers the tuna but he'll never tell BECAUSE THIS CHILD MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS)

Thank you for your time. Carry on.

[izziebeebarton]

...Shanta?

[maybe-i-could-be-saved-blog]

i was listening to a radio show on the way to class and one of the hosts started off a story with "well it looks like Robert Downey Jr. is a little full of himself because..." but i'm not even sure what her reasoning was because i just stopped listening. because that's not news! where have you been for the past 48 years?? 

[moustachefiles]

Whenever I see a guy carrying his girl's handbag...

I wanna go over, hug him, and say:

I'm sorry. I hope you regain your manhood sometime soon.