I'm a Lil Hamster

But at night I'm a gangster (That's a lie. I could never be as cool as GD. Therefore I'm always a hamster, even at night. Cute and cuddly 24/7 with a penchant for biting because I'm always hungry but on a diet cause I'm pudgy.) This blog is a nightmare. I'm not even sure what the theme is anymore...sorry..

[audhdgoku]

This Is My Fav Gif Rn Btw

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve got a tiny black hole in a jar. Cute and incomprehensible isn’t it? Don’t open the lid. The last guy who did that got turbo radiation poisoning.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No it’s not a pet but it does eat light. Which is pretty easy to acquire all things considered. Just shine a lamp on it.

Again, do not open the jar.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What does it weigh? Only about ten pounds. It’s like carrying around a cat. In fact, a cat may have turned inside out on itself to make it. Or maybe it was a small dog or a raccoon, I’m not sure.

In any case, seriously, do not open the jar.

[medlabmech]

*opens the jar*

[what-even-is-thiss]

*you immediately fall over due to going through all stages of every type of cancer in 2 seconds*

*closes the jar*

They never listen.

[sassyphantomkoala]

Wait, how come you don't have cancer?

[what-even-is-thiss]

I don’t open the jar.

[what-even-is-thiss]

To those of you saying that the black hole would blow up in less than a nanosecond, clearly not. Because it’s still in the jar.

[alnaperera]

It would not blow up because the event horizon of a black hole that weighs as much as a cat would be miniscule. No idea how you suspended it in the jar though.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I didn’t say it was suspended in the jar. It still has mass. It’s on the bottom of the jar.

[i-dont-know-how-to-exist]

i made fanart of the tiny black hole in a jar

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this thank you

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[c-o-u-g-a-r]

Beautiful gorgeous creature of the day is a friendly squid

[raccoonpicnic]

So, listen, I'm not usually the "did a squid write this" guy, but this article is about how these massive predators aren't dangerous and also aren't very nutritious, so I really gotta wonder about this one

[the-actual-ocean]

Ocean announcement:

dont worry about it

[cuprohastes]

Squid is made for hugging. Let squid hug baby, tentacled good for hug baby…

[lolmatdi1]

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master.

[numahachi]

[numahachi]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[weirdlandtv]

Droodles by Roger Price (from his 1953 book). Droodles (a blend of “doodle”, “drawing”, “riddle”) are simple drawings with a witty, often absurd, caption. The first one, as some of you may know, was used by Frank Zappa for his 1982 album, Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch. (Zappa, a fan of Price's work, lived just a few miles from the artist and personally sought permission to use the image.)

These come from the 1972 edition of the book.

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

[prose-n-scripts]

so I go to animation school now

[calico-and-lace]

please unmute this

[dazzleyourmindseye]

That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted

[choatic-bumblebee-agenda]

What did the people of Tumblr ever do to deserve this

We are not worthy

[tj-crochets]

I saw this and had to make the plushie version, it’s such a cute elephant design!

[blueskadoo-bitch]

My mom said we could both be in the same beam of light for the rapture if your mom said it's okay. I packed snacks and made a playlist. Do you wanna bring games?

[shampooligan]

you know what lets actually bring back lolcats, they were so simple and so benevolent. like check this out

[flimflamflummox-deactivated2021]

Here’s my favorite lolcat:

Next stop: Noobshire

[switch-up-snowfox]

it’s often the cute meme’s that age well once you get past the “literally everywhere” phase.

[scaliefox]

I like this classic

[princesstigerbelle]

More classics

[hymnofvalefor]

I went through almost ten years of photos on my Facebook page go find this

[owl-librarian]

But WAIT! DO NOT FORGET. the granddaddy: 

[tzikeh]

HOLD UP THERE 

SKIPPY 

“I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER” GOT FAMOUS OFF THE BACKS OF THE PIONEERING LOLCATS

THIS WAS IN THE BEFORE-TIMES 

WHEN THEY WERE KNOWN AS 

CAT MACROS 

AND THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO MAKE ANY SENSE

AND NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO SCROLL THROUGH A FUCKIN’ FEW MORE

[annagetsthefabulousbabes]

  https://youtu.be/UF2bVxFRKhA

THERE WAS A SONG.

[thebibliosphere]

“Jesus Christ it’s a lion get in the car!” still pops into my head on a regular basis. Same with “eh meh gherd” (“oh my god”).

Also long cat. I’m sad no one posted long cat.

[ethanrayne]

Also- I can’t find it right now, for some reason- but the “happycat has run out of happy” was referencing not just the format of “[thing]cat is [thing]” but specifically another meme with an identical cat smiling (“happycat is happy”). Possibly it’s the same cat.

[robotsandfrippary]

[xelbleedsglitter]

I think about this one literally any time I start a sentence with ‘do you want’

[labelleizzy]

Kitty has reached critical mass MY BELOVED

[internetgreatesthits]

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

🩺

[hawnks]

30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

[drbased]

reblog if you're literally 30+

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

i’m like touch starved but for a river