#bee husbands

[thebuckandeddiething]

fighting the urge to make it my pfp (it will ruin the esthetic but idk if I care)

[paxopalotls]

So about Ranboo's new skin-

[ghost-of-a-vulture]

So I remembered that Ranboo canonnicaly had biological desendants (ranbob) so I wrote a bunch of headcannons about how enderman reproduce

It's not as weird as you think, they reproduce asexually fhfhfkyfgmvnvhfufhf

Enderman are basically cats in long human bodies, however they "mate" for life

It's not really mating, as they produce asexually 

Enderman have partners to protect their young

If an Enderman finds another Enderman they see as fit to provide for children, they'll give them a gift as a way to "propose"

These gifts are often food or ores from the overworld

If they accept, the pair finds a place to settle, kinda like a home base

Eventually, one of them will lay an egg, given that they are happy with their partner and well fed

In most cases, the one who lays the egg is the one who received the gift, however this isn't always the case

Eggs hatch two to three months after being laid

The one who laid the egg stays near it until it hatches

Their partner provides for them

It takes the baby four years to fully mature

Most of that time is spent hiding in the place they hatched

Enderman cannot have more children until the first grows up and leaves

And here's how I think this would work for Ranboo:

He has a partner (although not an enderman, it really doesn't matter, he isn't the first, it's just uncommon) and a place to live

The egg is laid while Ranboo is in enderwalk, as his instincts are taking over, this wouldn't happen if he didn't have an Enderwalk state

A room in the house is turned into a nest of sorts

He is unable to leave the egg for more than ten minutes without panicking

He has a hard time staying out of enderwalk during the time between the egg being laid and hatching

He's almost completely dependent on Tubbo

It takes a lot of convincing to let anyone besides Tubbo see the child, even Phil

He was hesitant to let Tommy see, but eventually he had to be told

Tommy and Tubbo are very protective over Ranboo and the baby in the months following it's hatching

[alvie-pines]

i want to write a fic where (c!) ranboo and tubbo's first romantic kiss happens at night at a park, maybe its a 4th of july celebration or something so theres people and fireworks and stuff--and they find a quiet spot on a bridge over one of those duck ponds, and tubbo sits on the railing so he can be eye level with ranboo and they can talk quietly. and when ranboo kisses him tubbo leans back a little bit too muchand falls off the railing into the pond & ranboo freaks out and makes a bunch of noise so phil and everyone hears & comes over and helps him fish tubbo out of the pond (in the dark, lmao) and then they have to explain how that even happened and that was their first kiss

sorry man, but i really like first kisses that turn comedic after a few seconds (and they just laugh it off... <3)

edit: sorry to anyone who thought this was about the streamers! i mistagged! this is explicitly about their dsmp characters who are canonically married!

[tinytek]

Giant Tubbo falling asleep while holding itty-bitty Michael, also fast asleep. 

Ranboo coming home to see his giant husband and their little son fast asleep together

Tubbo’s deep breaths while sleeping lulling Michael to sleep, and Ranboo too, once he climbs up and settles there with Michael...

[minecruwuft]

Okay so,

Ranboo is doing stuff with Wilbur and i've heard Tubbo is doing stuff with Quackity apparently? (Mind you i haven't watched recent lore streams). I propose an idea.

Bee duo marriage 2: electric boogaloo

Wilbur and Quackity need sth to make semi-peace with each other. And what's better than a marriage?

Bee duo just look at each other, think of all the shenanigans and chaos that could ensue and say yes

Phil is let in on the secret and he's so done with all of them

[alvie-pines]

Tubbo's voice was muffled from where his face was buried in Ranboo's suit. "Tommy, he's... he's really..." a sob broke free, and he pulled Ranboo even closer. The taller boy wrapped his arms around Tubbo comfortingly. He felt his own tears threatening to fall and squeezed his eyes shut. "I just can't believe he..." Tubbo said.

"I know," Ranboo said, and he meant it. He wasn't entirely sure how to comfort his friend, but he began to rub soothing circles into his back, hoping to provide some kind of reassurance. All of a sudden, his hand clenched around Tubbo's shirt and he bit back a gasp, as the first drops of acid-like tears soaked through his own shirt. Tubbo didn't seem to notice. Ranboo bit his lip and continued while Tubbo cried. Coherency had left him, leaving Tubbo with half-formed sentences and murmurings as he tried to make sense of the news.

"I'm sorry," Tubbo said through his tears. "I'm sorry I'm--"

"No. Just... let it out," Ranboo said quietly. "It's okay to cry. I've got you."

At that, Tubbo broke again, burying his face in Ranboo's suit once more, and the enderman tried not to hiss in pain as the movement rubbed his damp shirt against his skin. It proved too much, however, and a tear squeezed out despite his efforts. Tubbo sniffed and looked up, having noticed Ranboo's quiet hissing. Ranboo released Tubbo to frantically wipe the tears away, even though they burned more when he touched his face.

"Ranboo..?" Tubbo asked. "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, don't-- don't worry about me." Another wave of tears rolled down his face and Ranboo couldn't stop himself from hissing out an obscenity in his native tongue.

"Are your... oh god, are your tears hurting you, Ranboo?!" He pulled Ranboo's hands away from his face, trying to see him better. "Oh, you're an enderman, it's hurting you..." A realization hit him and he looked down at the damp spot where he'd been crying a moment earlier. "Oh god, am I hurting you? Ranboo, why didn't you say anything?!"

"It's okay," Ranboo said, quietly. "This is more important. I... I'm used to this."

"Ranboo..." Tubbo seemed to be at a loss for words.

"It's okay," Ranboo assured him, and pulled him back into their previous position. "I'm fine."

"I'm so sorry," Tubbo said numbly.

"Don't be. Please."

Tubbo wrapped his arms around Ranboo, hugging him tight. He stared blankly at a spot in the wall next to them. After a moment, another round of tears welled up and he began to cry silently. Perhaps Tubbo felt guilty for hurting his friend, or perhaps he'd remembered why he was crying in the first place. He made an honest effort to wipe his tears away before they could reach Ranboo, but by the time he fell asleep, with his head resting gently against the enderman's chest, enough damage was done. Thinking through the pain, Ranboo was sure that he would find a new scar there the next time he looked.

[ghost-of-a-vulture]

It's you!!!!!

Despite everything, it's still you............

(A redraw of my first Underscore-Beloved family fanart)