#beeeees

[tinytoebeansholdingtinyteacupss]

HOZIER being shy about his beeeeees🐝🐝

Source: @sheridanjk on TikTok

[ladynightlights]

Throwback Thursday!

Here’s a throwback to a present I made my boyfriend last year, a giant bee plushie!

pattern by https://www.deviantart.com/nazegoreng

[prettybirdy979]

Fic: Aziraphale/Crowley - ‘Why did he eat the bee?’

Feel free to send me any prompts. More of my fics here. Prompt is from Nen, Fractal and Shez, and this video

Warning for bees. And people eating them. Sorta.

‘What on earth is he doing?’ Anathema asks and Aziraphale looks up from his freshy acquired - and very tasty - honeycomb.

Crowley is prowling through their flowers, hissing at any one that doesn’t look vivid or dares to have wiltered flowers. In his hand is another piece of honeycomb, with a buzzing bee attached. 

Before Aziraphale can comment, Crowley lifts it up and swallows the honeycomb whole, bee and all. He never breaks eye contact with the poorly flowering plant before him while he does so. Even from this distance, Aziraphale can see the plant start to shiver.

‘Why did he eat the bee?’ Anathema says as Newt starts to look queasy beside her. 

‘Intimindation,’ Azirpahale says taking a large bite of his own honeycomb.

‘There’s a-’ Newt tries to say as Aziraphale swallows.

Something buzzes in his throat. Ah.

A quick miracle and the unfortunate bee buzzes in his hand, looking a little upset after its journey. With a small blessing for good luck, Aziraphale lets the poor fellow go. 

It’s then Crowley bounces over, looking around wildly. ‘They looking?’ he says through a barely opening mouth.

Aziraphale shakes his head and Crowley sighs with relief. He opens his mouth and a dozen bees buzz out, all grumping about the accomodation. 

‘My teeth feel like they’ve been attacked with a thousand buzzing chainsaws,’ Crowley complains as he drops into Aziraphale’s lap. ‘Bloody things.’

‘You do insist on eating them,’ Aziraphale comments and manages not to smile at Crowley’s mocking mimicing of his words a moment later. Instead he runs his hands through his demon’s hair and ignores the smirk - Anathema - and bewilderment - Newt - of their human friends.

He has a demon in his lap and honeycomb to eat. What more could an angel want?

[lunarnova97]

MITUNA ON A BEE MITUNA ON A BEE!!!1!1!!

[ileolai]

Twitter algorithm really coming through with topics i actually wanna hear about

[unsettlingstories]

I remember the days before the Consumer Protection Act when you could open a Burt’s Bees product and bees would fill your mouth, kitchen, house, yard, neighborhood, and town. Not anymore. Thanks liberals.

[inthehootwetrust]

What is it with me and getting overly attached to bosses I beat?

[cksimpodia]

Kikilu loves her bees~