#bender x reader

[chaosclownwrites]

May I request Bender with a shapeshifter reader who does robot repairs? Love all your work btw

Awww thank you sweetheart 🥰 this is a fun idea too hehe~

Warnings: some suggestive comments

Bender x Shapeshifter!Bot Repairer!Reader

Bender is really snippy with you when you first meet, more demanding than the average robot. This customer doesn’t waste time with pleasantries, simply tells you what he needs done and asks that you do it practically on the spot. Naturally, you tell him he has to wait his turn like everyone else, he’s not the Queen of Robo-England.

He huffs and crosses back to your waiting seats. Glancing up from the circuit you’re soldering, you catch him trying to steal one of your tubs of polish and smack his hand with the one not holding heated iron, only for that bravado to completely fade as he whines an overdramatic ‘owww!’.

“Baby,” you tease, smirking and picking your wrench back up, “I could have made my hand three times that size.”

“Baby?” You hear him repeat under his breath, not knowing it was his catchphrase although you meant it in a very different way. “Made your…”. He gasps. “Are you a shapeshifter?”

“What do you think?” You asked, humanoid form rippling away, shrinking and lowering until you looked like a talking cat.

“If you can take any shape, why don’t you go peak performance and turn into a robot?”

“Our shifting only works with organic materials,” you remind him, growing and resuming your position on your hind legs, face so close to his your forehead is practically resting against the cool metal, “I can’t exactly turn my DNA into wire and steel. I like to think that actually makes me better at playing with them.”

“I’ll be the judge of that. By the way, I’m Bender, baby.”

You rolled your eyes, but you knew you brought it on yourself and were far less than mad about it. Telling him your name, you patted the workbench in front of you, PCB long forgotten. He climbed up on there and yanked open his cavity door, jolting when you connected him to your diagnostic port. You told him to stay still, he told you to bite his shiny metal ass, he immediately rescinded that when you gave him a reboot so good he saw stars, and the rest was history.

☆ Even in the early days of your relationship, Bender is always asking you to change into this or that for his amusement. The only reason you put up with the demands is how hard he giggles about it, which in turn makes you laugh.

☆ As is always the case, when you become official Bender loves to show you off, but he has the added benefit of boasting about your relationship and skills all at once. “The only one who gets to put their hands on my processor like that is my baby~” “You losers have to go to the doctor but I’ve got the best mechanic at my beck and call, isn’t that right?” Had it not been for the love and pride dripping from the way he adds your name, you’d be giving him another little smack love tap instead of just teasingly telling him that’s right, his repairs are free unless he really pisses you off.

☆ Another favorite boon of your ability to your beloved bot is when you take a form small enough to curl up inside his cavity. Bender will open it up to show everyone how cute you look in there and woe to anyone who talks even remotely too loud if you fall asleep in there.

☆ Probably tries to convince you to add whatever modifications suit his whims on a given day, making sure to include requests for things that would, ahem, benefit you too.

☆ “Quick, turn into something big, I need to hide!” That phrase has become very common in your life of late.

☆ You’re one of the few people who can tolerate Bender’s cooking since you can literally transform your body into that of a species that tolerates whatever he metaphorically throws at you!

☆ Bender finds himself loosing up and gushing about how much he loves you when you work your magic, the tricks and tune-ups you’ve learned over the years his equivalent of a massage that has him turning to gallium beneath your practical yet gentle hands. You may catch him all but purring. Point it out, though, and he’ll deny it.

☆ “I say kill all humans, but you aren’t a human and that’s why you get to stay!”

☆ Gets so jealous when you’re repairing other robots he’ll be in your lap demanding extra love as payment whenever he sees you at work 😘

☆ You and Bender practically have skill-offs when people need things, you hurriedly shifting taller and taller as your boyfriend extends his arms or legs, trying to bump you so he can beat you to it. For once, he suddenly wants to help people when it’s a contest…and secretly he wants to impress you too! You’re so amazing, he can’t help trying to find something he can provide for you when it already seems like you can do it all!

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Bender [futurama] x reader NSFW headcanons ?

Bender x Reader NSFW Headcanons

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Before Bender is intimate with someone you can guarantee that he's either smoking or drinking a lot (or both) so you can expect those smells to be lingering on him quite often. Because of this, he wouldn't mind how much you do these things too, and will even engage with smoking and drinking during the act if he's able to.

When it actually comes to doing anything NSFW with Bender, he typically isn't very romantic with you. He's not very good at expressing himself in this way so don't expect candles and rose petals (you'll get a basic bedroom at best if he's interested). However, he will be more romantic if he feels like he's done something wrong and wants to make it up to you, but this is on very rare occasions.

He'll also probably be intimate with you during chaotic situations or just after them, such as the chance of an attack or getting into trouble because of a crime he's committed. Either way he loves the adrenalin it gives him and makes him crave you as soon as he has the chance. He may even be intimate with you just to cause chaos itself sometimes if you agree to it.

Bender loves and will definitely try his best to show off when the two of you are being intimate as often as he can. However, he isn't very good at keeping himself in check when he does this so he'll either mess up due to being distracted or will simply lose interest in showing off just so he can focus all of his attention on you.

Bender is always open to experiment with you, and will even try things for a second time if he didn't exactly enjoy it the first time or if things didn't go to plan. He also loves to experiment on you a lot, as it gives him a power trip and makes him giddier than usual.

He will prefer to be with another robot during intimate acts due to problems with anatomy but he doesn't really mind who he's with or what species they are in the long run. He does have preferences but he's able and willing to make almost anything work.

[outtherecreations]

Heyysyehehekssidj ok so I was obsessed with your Yakko fics and then I saw you accept requests for Bender from futurama!

So I was wondering if I could request a Bender x Reader where she’s a robot but she looks like a human and bender has feelings for her but doesn’t want to seem robosexual. Then planet express go to deliver something and she gets injured and people freak out and she’s just like I’m fine? And bender worries so much he confesses

Sorry for rambling I’ll go now

A/N: This has been sitting in my drafts forever (oops). Well, since the new season is out, might as well post this now.

To Love a Human (that’s really a robot):

A high pitched roar could be heard from a box in Fry’s lap. Bender, Fry, and I stare at the box with wide eyes “So…what are we delivering again?” I ask nervously. “We’re not allowed to ask questions.” Leela sighs “Does it have to be in my lap?” Fry asks “That is a question. What did I just say?” Leela asks “But that’s a question!” Fry huffs.

“…Well, I’m captain. I can do what I want.” Leela says with a shrug. I giggle quietly, turning my attention to Fry “Sorry, but you were the last one on the ship. And the last one’s gotta be the one that’s in the most danger.” I state, Fry only sulks in his seat before the box rattles and shakes. Fry frowns nervously and grumbles to himself, I scoot away from him and a little closer to Bender.

I accidentally brush my elbow against him, “Watch it, Meatbag.” Bender says, glaring at me a little. I smile faintly and back off a little “Heh, sorry Bendy.” I snort, Bender looks away with his arms crossed. It’s always funny how he calls me Meatbag. The ship becomes quiet, the only sounds were the high pitched roars from the box. We yelp when the ship comes to an abrupt stop, “Leela! Ease up on the brakes, you’re just making it angrier.” Fry whispers.

The box shakes harshly and growls erupted from it, Bender and I move away from Fry. “Sorry, but it is too quiet in this ship. It’s distracting.” Leela sighs, the ship starts to move again “Wait, aren’t you always saying how us being to loud is distracting?” I ask, “Knock it off with the questions.” Leela huffs. I laugh a little, “I hope we’re almost there, Fry looks like he’s about to pee his pants.” I state, hoping to get a better response.

“We should be there in…3 hours.” Leela announces. Fry whimpers while Bender and I groan “Boo…” I sigh, Bender pulls out a beer and starts to chug it down. I look at him, he glances at me “Want one?” He asks “I want one.” Fry says “Shut it, you.” Bender says firmly. “Yeah, I’ll take beer. It’s been too long since I’ve had one anyway.” I state. Bender tosses me a beer and we both drink in sync. And funnily enough, burp in sync.

~Small Time Skip~

Fry lets out another nervous sigh, that’s all he had been doing that the past hour. “Lee, please tell me we’re almost there!” I groan. She hums, looking down at the map “Mm…it should be…” Leela gasps and quickly slams on the brakes. My eyes widen when the box goes flying out of Fry’s lap “Oh crap.” Bender says with wide eyes. The box opens, revealing a small white creature with pink eyes, “That’s what was making all that noise?” Leela gasps.

She stares at it in awe, “Wow…that doesn’t look scary at all. Fry was whining for nothing!” Bender groans “Looks can be deceiving.” I hum, elbowing Bender playfully. Leela slowly reaches for the creature “How can something so cute be so dangerous?” She coos.

The creature growls at her, sparking and glowing. “Whoa! I don’t think you should touch it Leela, he looks dangerous.” Fry says, frowning nervously. “How do you know it’s a he? It could be a she for all we know. Don’t assume pronouns, Fry.” I say with playful seriousness “Yeah!” Bender shouts, slapping Fry. “Owwww.” Fry whines.

I laugh, earning a grin from Bender. Fry rubs his cheek and rolls his eyes. “You two need to get a room.” I just giggle more while Bender starts to panic “What are you trying to say? Let me tell you, I like my women with a metal p-” “Alright! You don’t need to go into detail.” Fry says quickly. The creature continues to hiss at Leela. It’s eye twitches as it lets out a high pitched growl, “Um, Lee, I think French Fry is right…” I warn.

Fry, Bender, and I all watch carefully as Leela reaches towards the creature “I don’t know what you guys are freaking out about. This little creature is probably scared. Y/N, you’d be growling too if you were trapped in a box.” Leela says “Thank you for bringing up my claustrophobia…” I laugh weakly with a nervous grin. The creature’s growls only worsen the closer Leela’s hand gets.

Leela gently strokes the creature’s ear, it purrs for a moment. “See, look at that. It’s harmless.” She coos, she wraps her hands around the creature to pick it up-and it bite her. “Ow!” She yelps, dropping the creature. It yelps and growls, sparks start to surround it. “Oh crap.” Bender sighs, he and Fry back away slowly.

The sparks worsen, effecting the lights of the ship. “Um, maybe we should put it back in its box.” I suggest “I say with throw it out the wind-OW!” Fry yelps when the creature shocks him. Leela looks at the creature with a nervous pout as she back away too. “Ok…anyone want to get it back in its box?” She asks, we all share silent glances. “I nominate Bender.” Leela states seriously “WHAT?!” Bender shouts

“You’re a robot, the sparks won’t hurt you…that much.” Leela states, Bender crosses his arms “Why should I risk my shiny, metal *ss for your fleshy, squishy-” “I’ll do it.” I say, picking up the box. “Wait-Y/N, you can’t just-” “Too late I’m doing it.” I say confidently. Everyone shares a concern look, Leela and Fry back away a little “Be careful, Y/N. You don’t want to hurt it.” Leela whispers.

Bender scoffs at her, “I say hurt it before it hurts us. Don’t be stupid, Y/N, it’d really suck if you died. If you die, I’m killing the other two.” He states nonchalantly, Leela glares at him and Fry frowns nervously, everyone watches me-the whole ship was quiet. I lunge towards the creature, trapping it in the box. Fry and Bender cheer, the box starts to glow. I stare at the box with wide eyes. We go quiet again, Leela frowns nervously “Y/N, you might wanna-”

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S Y S T E M B A C K O N L I N E.

My eyes open, I look around the room. I lay on the floor, “I can’t believe it. She’s dead!” Fry says “That wasn’t my fault…it wasn’t!” Leela snaps with a panicked tone, Fry flinches “No one said it was your fault…” He says, trying to calm her “Well…I’m just making sure everyone knows it…” Leela sighs, looking down sadly. The creature is box in its box, and this time, it's taped shut.

Where’s-

Bender hovers over my body, his eyes were shut. “Look here, Y/N, I know I’ve never said it but you’re my favorite of all the Meatbags on this stinking crew. If things were different I would’ve definitely…” Bender sighs “Um, Bendy?” I mumble. “Great! Now that regret is gonna haunt me forever! I’m already hearing her ghostly voice! It’s still so sweet and innocent! That’s it, now I’m really killing the other two!” Bender shouts, backing away from me.

I sit up, “Guys.” I say. Bender tenses and slowly turns to me, he lets out some unintelligible noises before falling on his butt “You’re alive?” Leela asks in shock “Um, yeah…why wouldn’t I be?” I ask. “You were electrocuted then your eyes went black.” Leela says nervously “Are you a zombie now? If you are, you should think about going vegan.” Fry says, hiding behind Leela.

“Oh, I’m not a zombie. I didn’t die, I just short circuited.” I tell them. It’s quiet for a moment, “What?” I ask, breaking the silence “Short circuited?” Leela repeats. “Yeah.” I say, everyone just stares in shock “I am a robot after all. It’s not really that surprising.” I snort “Oh yeah it is!” Fry shouts. “If your a robot, why do you look so…fleshy?” Leela asks.

I look at my hand, pinching the fake skin, “I was a prototype for a new generation of humanoid robots Mom was working on, but she got super frustrated with one of her sons and set all her progress on fire. I was luckily able to get out before dying a fiery death.” I tell everyone, there's a pause. “Oh, that makes sense…” Leela says, staring at me blankly.

“So, you’re not going to eat us?” Fry asks carefully, “Ew, no. Humans taste disgusting, trust me, I know.” I snort “What?” Fry asks, blinking at my statement. Bender quickly stands up, “You-you-you mean all this time…-I thought you were a Meatbag like the rest of them!” Bender says, grabbing my shoulder and shaking me. “Well I’m not, Bendy.” I chuckle, Bender lets go of my shoulders.

Bender stares at me with wide eyes, “You mean I’m not a robose-” Bender pauses “A what?” I ask in confusion. Bender lets out a frustrated sound, "Go out with me!" He says firmly, I look at him in surprise before giggling "Yeah, ok." I say, Bender looks slightly taken aback. "Ok...good. Come on." He says, hooking his arm with mine and walking toward the exit of the ship, "Where are you two going? We haven't finished our delivery!" Leela calls "I'm not doing anything until I know what Y/N's shiny, metal *ss looks like!" Bender shouts, he pick me up and jumps out the ship.

[yandere-toons]

Yandere HCs/Oneshots for literally any character from Futurama or Total drama please? Craving it lol

Yandere Philip J. Fry & Bender Bending Rodríguez (Platonic & Romantic Headcanons)

Warnings: Implied Violence, Mentions of Alcoholism, Emotional Manipulation, Toxic Mindsets.

A.N. – Can you tell I was excited to write this? There may be a scenario on the way for this duo, but we'll see if it comes through.

Platonic:

Even though the relationship is supposed to be mutual, Bender aims to be the favourite. His craving for the limelight translates into petty competitions over who can hold their attention the longest and who can make them laugh the loudest. These contests are primarily one-sided, as Fry has few qualms about the situation and is, more often than not, confused by Bender's pride after their friend enjoys one of the robot's jokes more than they did his.

Bender's idea of a fun night out is chugging booze at a dive bar and indulging the underbelly of society via acts of debauchery, while Fry prefers to give their friend tours of the Planet Express building and chat about the various hijinks he has endured throughout his life. The wild and all-consuming nature of partying stops these goals from co-existing, and the duo begrudgingly reaches a compromise by dividing their friend's week between the two of them.

It does not take long for one to intrude on the other's allotted time, usually in the form of either Bender swooping in with complaints of impatience and pressuring their friend to come with him or Fry calling them in hopes of starting a conversation. The most benevolent outcome is a challenging combination of their friend conveniently being hard to find after missions and dedicating their free time to other members of the crew or distant pursuits.

Fry is open to the concept of their friend having a social circle outside of himself and Bender, wishing only to be invited to every outing and becoming disheartened if much time passes between interactions. Bender does not share this generosity and expects them to see him as the most important part of their life. He has little patience for those who seem to enjoy occupying their time and attention, for the thought that a random creature could outshine him aggravates his inner need for recognition.

Bender is an unforgiving powerhouse who deliberately escalates the situation by starting a fight, whereas Fry is the affable half of the duo and prefers to find a peaceful resolution. The robot belittles the perceived competitor with a series of callous taunts designed to have them either crying or admitting their inferiority by the time he finishes. If their friend is present and attempts to intervene, Fry encourages them to stay out of it and only moves to placate Bender if they are adamant.

Romantic:

The rest of the Planet Express crew is subjected to Fry's aimless and verbose discussions about their partner during menial tasks and even on missions. Bender continues this habit when he hears that Fry is but gives opposite versions of the same stories, and if anyone has a question about this or their partner in general, Bender acts defensive and accuses the person of being invasive. The responsibility of ending the rambling often falls to Leela, something which earns an apology from Fry and an insult from Bender.

Unless the robot is starved for alcohol or their partner is blatantly shunning him, he is not going to confront Fry at first and instead plummets into a lasting foul mood that snowballs into gross rudeness towards everyone else. Anytime Fry upsets them or fails to help them with something, Bender rushes to present his solution and makes a couple of snide comments about the inherent superiority of machines.

It becomes the delivery boy's job to review the passive-aggressive slights and interruptions of his time with their partner to realise the issue, and Fry's answer is to leave the conversation whenever Bender approaches to effectively force them to interact with the robot.

On the other side of the scale, Fry reacts to their partner favouring Bender by waiting for a lull in the conversation to propose that they spend the day with him instead. He promises equal fulfilment and, if he thinks it will improve his chances of success, brings a gift to more or less bribe them.

Thoughtful and moderately honest behaviour is to be found in Fry and not in Bender. The delivery boy expresses his affection via offers of pet lizards and homemade pizza, while Bender swipes anything that looks expensive and can fit into his torso compartment before gifting some of it to their partner. The robot is indifferent to how his actions are perceived by them unless their feedback is positive, in which case Bender pursues increasingly severe crimes to gather their praise.

Fry is sensitive to the emotions and opinions of their partner, and he only betrays their wishes in emergencies or if he believes that he has found a way to impress them. Bender disregards their boundaries and is not afraid to impose his will on them, growing angry when they oppose him and asking forgiveness only if they refuse to acknowledge him or threaten to end the relationship. This difference in attitude is a common source of arguments between the duo.

[plus-size-reader]

Guys Like You

John Bender x Plus size!reader

Word Count: 1366 words

Warnings: none 

Summary: John likes the reader but she isn't sure he's being genuine because he has never shown interest in a bigger girl before

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Bender thought that he'd made himself abundantly clear when it came to you. 

In all the time that you two had spent together, he told you just how much he enjoyed you every time he got the chance. It was just the way you made him feel, and that was new for him. 

John had never felt like that before. 

He couldn’t even go a few minutes without pointing out all of the things he found attractive about you or making sexual jokes at the expense of your body. 

It seemed like all he wanted to do. 

...But you didn’t pay him mind for a second.

In all the time that you had attended the same school, he had never shown any interest in a woman like you. You knew well enough to know that sort of thing didn’t change overnight.

Not only that, but it had never happened. 

John Bender had never dated a girl even close to your size and that was more than enough for you to be unsure about what he was doing. He wouldn’t be the first guy to flirt with you as a joke. 

As best you knew, you’d show up to some kind of date with him and the entire basketball team would be there to laugh at you. 

To you, there was absolutely no reason that Bender should have been attracted to you after only ever dating rail thin, traditionally beautiful girls, and women that you had nothing in common with.

You couldn’t have been farther away from his type, but Bender really didn’t seem to care.

The arrangement you two had was simple.

Your english teacher had commissioned you to help tutor the man, due to the incredibly high likelihood of his failing. He wasn’t going to be able to graduate if he didn’t pass, but he wasn’t going to be able to do it alone.

That was what he needed you for in the first place. You wouldn’t be here if you weren’t the top of your class. At least as far as your english teacher was concerned, no one else was more qualified to help him with this than you. 

Not that knowing that made it easier. 

If Bender had just kept his mouth shut and let you teach him what he needed to know without hitting on you every six seconds, you never would have had a problem. 

It would have been easy. 

...But that wasn’t what happened. 

Instead, Bender decided that out of everyone else that he could have hit on and flirted with, he picked you. There was just something about you, something that he couldn’t shake. 

When he stopped to think about it, Bender knew the truth. He felt something for you that he’d never felt before and it was strange.

He couldn’t put his finger on what it was specifically, but he was really attracted to you, in a deeper way than normal.

Bender was the kind of guy who didn’t really fall in love at all. If anything, he’d hook up with girls at parties or stuff, when he was bored, but never more than that. 

It just wasn’t something he ever wanted to do. 

However, that all changed when he met you. For some reason, the more time he spent with you, the more infatuated he was. You just interested him in a way that most people didn’t. 

Everything about you was interesting to him, and no amount of time was enough. 

Clearly, because when you got ready to go home after his tutor session, he stopped you. Bender wasn’t ready to let you go just yet, “Hey, you wanna go to the movies with me?” he asked, shocking you. 

There was a casualness in the way he asked, and it physically stopped you in your tracks. It was much more than what he’d ever done before when he called you hot. 

This was a real ask. 

Bender had just asked you out on a date, and that was something you had not seen coming when you got up today. 

“What?” you repeated, trying to make sure that you hadn’t just heard what you wanted to hear. You liked Bender, of course you did, but you didn’t want to be naive. 

He was never going to be interested in you. Even now, standing where you were, you were sure of that. 

“Do you want to go to the movies with me?” Bender hummed, repeating his earlier words with a huge grin on his face. He had so much confidence and so much passion, it was almost hard to deny him. 

However, you’d been in these situations before, where you were sure someone was into you and then been proven very wrong. You just didn’t want to get hurt. 

...and right now, Bender was in a position to really hurt you. 

“Why would you want to go out with me? We don’t have anything in common” you sighed, looking around his bedroom. There was a Led Zeppelin poster on his wall, covering a hole in the drywall and a bin of records on the floor. 

You just had so much about your lives that were different and you didn’t know how much of that you could get over. Besides, you still hadn’t addressed the biggest concern you had. 

“Who cares? I like spending time with you” he started, but you had to stop him before he continued. You’d heard this a million times before and he was driving you crazy. 

If this was all just a game, he needed to just get over it now. 

“Come on Bender, we both know that you don’t. Guys like you, don’t like girls like me” you scoffed, it really wasn't his fault but you were just tired of being treated like this. 

You just wanted someone to care about you for who you were. It was what you deserved, and if he couldn’t give you that, then you didn’t need to keep standing here. 

It wasn’t right. 

“Guys like me? What does that mean?” he asked, still thinking about what was wrong with what he was doing. From where he was sitting, all he knew was that he liked you and wanted to go see a movie. 

It shouldn’t have been that big of a deal but what he didn’t understand was how many times you’d dealt with jerks who were cruel to you. 

They were never just in it for the right reasons, it was never just because they cared about you. 

“I don’t know, hot guys, cool guys...guys like you” you huffed, sitting back down on his bed with a sigh. You had no idea what you wanted him to say, or what you expected, but it just hurt. 

You didn’t have anything to say other than that. 

When it all boiled down, there was no avoiding the truth, you were scared. You didn’t want to take the chance of Bender hurting you, or something bad happening. 

You wouldn’t be able to handle that, not with how much you cared about him. 

“There are no guys like me, trust me” he smiled, after a moment or so in silence. Bender was just trying to figure out what you needed to hear right now but eventually, he settled on that. 

Without missing a beat, he reached out to take your hand in his own slowly. Neither of you really knew what you were doing, but decided to roll with it anyway. 

After what you’d just done, you were surprised he’d ever let you stay in his room at all. Anyone else would have sent you away because you were acting crazy. 

You didn’t know anyone else who would do what he was. 

“So, do you want to go to a movie with me?” he repeated, a small smirk on his face as he looked at you. You wanted to, of course, and as worried as you were about it, you had to admit it sounded nice. 

If nothing else, it would be easier to do than study Shakespeare. 

“I’d love to see a movie with you, John” you decided finally, hoping the two of you could just have a good time. 

[im-done-arent-you]

Conversations You’d Have While Dating John Bender

Bender: “If I died, how much would you miss me?”

(Y/N): “It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.”

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(Y/N): “Jesus it’s cold!”

Bender: “Here, take my jacket, I’m not even that cold.”

(Y/N): “Thanks, I’ll give it back tomorrow at school.”

*later, at (Y/N)’s house after everyone has gone home*

(Y/N), aggressively inhaling in Bender’s jacket while curled up with it: “I’m never giving this back.”

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 Bender and (Y/N): *staring into each other’s eyes*

Andy: *opens a soda can*

(Y/N): “We’re having a moment here.”

Andy: “And I’m having a soda, your point?”

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Bender: “I have very high standards. I’d never date anyone clumsy-”

(Y/N) walking in, tripping and falling face first on the floor: “Ah shit, oh, hi guys!”

Bender: “I want them.”

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Bender: “(Y/N), what the hell are you doing?”

(Y/N), feeling Bender’s hair while mumbling: “What the fuck this is so soft and smooth…?”

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Bender: “You have a sweet lookin’ ass.”

(Y/N): “What was that?”

Bender: “You have very nice eyes.”

(Y/N): “I liked the first one better.”

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Teacher: “Okay, here’s the classwork.”

Bender: “Please help me.”

(Y/N), sighing: “You’re lucky you have me.”

Bender: “I know, right? The only thing I know how to do on this paper is write my name.”

(Y/N): “You just spelled it wrong.”

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Bender: “Hey, (Y/N), can you do the thing?”

(Y/N): “What thing?” Bender: “The thing that never fails to make me happy.”

(Y/N): “Oh, okay.” *smiles*

Bender: “Thank you.”

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Bender: *Licks his lips while rolling up his sleeves*

(Y/N): “Jesus take the wheel.”

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(Y/N): “You… you have a face.”

Bender: “Yes. Yes I do.”

(Y/N): “I mean… a nice face. You have a nice face.”

Bender: “Thanks… I think?”

(Y/N): “Oh my gosh. Please just accept my awkward attempts at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing.”

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Bender: “Is your name Jingle Bells?”

(Y/N): “ No no no no, please don’t, Bender, have mercy-”

Bender: “Because you look ready to go allll the way.”

(Y/N): “Shut up, Bender, it’s the day after Thanksgiving!”

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(Y/N): “Do you know what time it is?” Bender: “Do I look like a weatherman to you?”

(Y/N):

(Y/N):

(Y/N): (Y/N): “What?”

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Brian: “Why do you guys wake up so late? What time do you even go to sleep?”

(Y/N): “I always fall asleep first because Bender always strokes my hair and I snuggle into him until I finally do.”

Bender: “I always disassociate and have an existential crisis, so I never actually know.”

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Claire: *sees Bender and (Y/N) walk into the room holding hands* “So who finally confessed?”

Bender, with a proud smirk: “It was me. I made sure it was real short and sweet.”

(Y/N): “You yelled ‘Listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and it’s about time you acknowledge them!’ at me from on top of the school roof.”

Bender: “It worked though.”

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(Y/N): “Are you...blushing?”

Bender: “What, no.”

(Y/N): “Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass Bender to blush?”

Bender: “No..It’s..It’s the cold.”

(Y/N): “Huh. It’s the cold. And not that I told you ‘Your face is freaking cute and I bet the rest of you is too’?”

Bender, blushing harder: *voice cracks* “N-no.”

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(Y/N): *Drops something* “Oh, fuck me.”

Bender: *smirks*

(Y/N): “That wasn’t an invitation.”

Bender: *Gets closer to (Y/N)*

(Y/N): “I mean it, Bender.”

Bender: “Gets in (Y/N)‘s face with a low hum and a smirk*

(Y/N): *Blushing furiously*

Bender: *puts his hand under (Y/N)’s chin and leans into their ear* “I think we should have pizza for dinner.”

Bender: *Sits back down*

(Y/N): “Oh, for the love of-” *repeatedly smacks Bender with a pillow*

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(Y/N): *kisses Bender’s forehead*

Bender, frowning: “You missed.”

(Y/N): “Huh?” Bender: *Leans forward and kisses (Y/N)’s lips*

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Bender: “What are you doing?”

(Y/N): *Wiggling into Bender’s arms* “Hiding.”

Bender: “....Don’t you mean hugging?”

(Y/N): *Pauses* “Did I fucking stutter? This is my safe place. Now shut up and put your arms around me.”

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Bender: “I have to get something off my chest.”

(Y/N): “Is it your shirt? I hope it’s your shirt. Please let it be your shirt.”

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(Y/N): “I get this weird feeling in my chest every time I see you.”

Bender: “.....Is is heartburn?”

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Bender: “You know, I’m jealous of you?”

(Y/N): “Huh? Why?”

Bender: “Your partner is way hotter than mine.” *walks away*

(Y/N): “Wait- but you’re my- we’re dating...Come back here you little shit!”

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*Bender and (Y/N) kiss*

Allison: “Aww..”

Bender: “Allison i have had it up to here with your bullshit!”

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(Y/N): *Smiles*

Bender: “There it is again.”

(Y/N): “What?” Bender: “You better not smile for anyone else like that. If you do I might have to kill them.”

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(Y/N): "What's your biggest fear?"

Bender: "You."

(Y/N): "Me?!"

Bender: "I'm scared that one day you'll look in the mirror and see yourself as I see you. That you'll realize just how amazing you are, and that you deserve better than me. I'm terrified that you'll leave."

(Y/N), on the verge of tears: "Oh, god, Bender please don't say that. You are the most amazing person I've ever met, I could never leave you. Ever. God, I love you so much more than it's possible to say, you know that? I hate seeing you feel like you aren't enough because you are, Bender, you always have been. You always will be. I love you."

Bender: "Aw, come on, Baby, please don't cry, I love you too."

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(Y/N): *Complains about Bender*

Bender: "I could be a drug addict. Do you realize how lucky you are?"

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Bender: "Where's your liquor?"

(Y/N): "At 11 A.M?"

Bender: "Why, does it move around throughout the day?"

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Andrew: "You deserve an award for putting up with me."

Allison: "You're my award, Andy."

Bender: "You deserve an award for putting up with me, (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Hell yeah I do. You're a real bitch sometimes."

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*On the topic of how to sneak out of detention*

Bender: "I have a plan."

(Y/N): "No weapons."

Bender: "I have no plan."

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(Y/N): "You know what I did yesterday?"

Bender: "Got prettier?"

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(Y/N): "Damn. We're out of decaf."

Bender: "Well there's no need to get hysterical."

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(Y/N): "I already knew you didn't have any moral qualms about breaking and entering."

Bender: "That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me."

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(Y/N): "Earlier Bender walked into our classroom to see me, saw algebra on the board and yelled 'Oh what the fuck is this, get me an eraser before I pass out!'"

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(Y/N): "So Bender, what do you want to do tonight?"

Bender:  "You, probably."

(Y/N): "You know you said that out loud, right?"

Bender: "Yup, no regret."

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(Y/N): "Has anyone seen Bender?"

Claire: "It's 10 A.M., I would be worried if he was here."

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Bender: "Hi pretty (Y/N). Oh, you're so pretty. But not just your face, your brain. It's like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face."

(Y/N): "Are you drunk?"

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Bender: "I assure you I am the most attractive person in this room."

(Y/N): *Walks into the room*

Bender: "Never mind."

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(Y/N): "Putting a lemon in your water isn't gonna balance out the fact that you chugged seven beers in under thirty minutes last night, Bender."

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(Y/N): "Bender... why do I love you?"

Bender: "Because you're the only one who can tolerate my bullshit and vice versa."

(Y/N): ".............I was gonna say your eyes, but that works too."

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Bender: *About (Y/N)* "My partner is like an oven."

Brian: "Explain."

Bender: "Roasts me."

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(Y/N): "Next time I wanna hurt someone, I'm coming straight to you for help."

Bender: "Aw, that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me."

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Bender: :I'm just sitting here with my empty pizza box, my Coke, and my Baby. *Leans over and kisses (Y/N)'s cheek* I may be out of pizza, but I'm never out of love for them."

(Y/N): *Blushes*

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(Y/N): "Bender no."

Bender, drinking hot Cheeto dust mixed with vodka from a vase: "Bender yes."

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*Sneaking into the teacher's lounge for snacks*

(Y/N): "But how do we not get caught? There are teachers everywhere!"

Bender: "Easy. Keep a cool head and a sweet smile."

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(Y/N): "I drink to forget but I always remember."

Bender: "You're drinking soda."

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(Y/N): "You're a fucking loser."

Bender: "Well you're fucking a loser."

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Bender: *Takes off his shirt*

(Y/N): "What a time to be alive."

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Bender: "Hey, I like your pants."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Bender: "But, you know, they'd look better on my bedroom floor."

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*During a fight*

Bender: *Rolls his eyes*

(Y/N): "Yeah keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there."

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Claire: "Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?"

Bender: "I'm a knife."

(Y/N): "He's a big spoon."

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*Mr. Vernon left his door open*

Bender: "He left his door open!"

(Y/N), looking at Bender: "Slim Jim raid?"

Bender, nodding: "Slim Jim raid."

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*During an argument*

(Y/N): "You are unbelievable, Bender!" *Starts storming out of the room, stops halfway* "Do not watch my ass as I leave!"

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(Y/N ), answering the phone: "Hello?"

Bender: "Hey, it's Bender."

(Y/N): "What'd he do this time?"

Bender: "No, it's actually me, Bender."

(Y/n): "What did you do this time?"

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*Talking about a teacher*

Andrew: "Yeah she's a bitch."

Bender: "Speaking of bitches..." *looks at (Y/N)*

(Y/N), without looking up from their book: " Choose your next words carefully."

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(Y/N): "You shouldn't smoke. It isn't good for you."

Bender: "Fuck off."

(Y/N): "I love you too."

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*When Bender first tells the group about (Y/N) and him dating*

Andrew: "How hot are they?"

Bender: "It doesn't matter what they look like. I mean, they're already the most beautiful person in the world to me."

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Allison: "Are they flirting?"

Claire: "I think so."

(Y/N): "We are not flirting, we are arguing."

Bender: "We're flirting."

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Bender: "Have I ever told you you look like a sexy praying mantis?"

(Y/N): "Every time you drink alcohol."

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Bender: "You know, (Y/N), I've been drinking- I mean thinking-!"

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(Y/N): "It's quiet....too quiet..."

Andrew, bursting into the room: "Bender let a snake loose in the library!"

(Y/N), sighing: "I knew it."

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Brian, on the phone: "(Y/N), what are you doing?"

(Y/N): "Homework."

Bender, taking the phone from (Y/N): "I'm homework."

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(Y/N): "You think you're a better kisser than me?"

Bender: *Raises eyebrows*

(Y/N): "You think you're a better cuddler?"

Bender: *Raises eyebrows further*

(Y/N): "Well come over here and prove it, punk."

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(Y/N): "Claire, tell Bender that he's an idiot but I still love him."

Claire: "Gross, tell him yourself."

(Y/N): "We're in a fight."

Claire: "You're sitting in his lap?"

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Bender: *Lights a match with his teeth*

(Y/N): "You have no idea how hot that is."

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(Y/N): "Bender, you..."

Bender: "I?"

(Y/N): "Um...y-you..."

Bender: "I what?"

(Y/N): "You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions."

Bender: "Huh?"

Brian, from across the room: "They mean you make their heart skip a beat."

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*In a fight*

(Y/N): *Flips Bender off*

Bender, smirking: "Maybe later, Honey." *winks*

(Y/N): *Rolls eyes*

Bender: "Hey! Don't roll your eyes when I allude to fucking you!"

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(Y/N): *Kisses Bender*

Bender: "What was that for?"

(Y/N): "I've been thinking about what makes me happy. You make me happy."

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*After getting caught breaking the rules*

Mr.Vernon: "Did you two really think you were gonna get away with this?"

Bender: "Well, it would be stupid to say yes now."

(Y/N): *Stares blankly at Vernon while nodding in agreement with Bender*

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*(Y/N) is absent from school*

Allison: *About (Y/N)* "Do you miss them?"

Bender: "You can tell?"

Allison: "There are two things in this world you cannot hide. Sneezing and love."

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Andrew: "I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter S."

Claire, looking over at Bender and (Y/N): "Is it sexual tension?"

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(Y/N), to Bender: "Oh, you're touch starved? Wanna hold hands about it?"

[regalbanshee]

John Bender x fem! reader - Detention? Part Two

Fandom: The Breakfast Club

Pairing: John Bender x fem! reader

Summary: imagine you are a sixth student at that Saturday in detention (you can be the musician, the singer, a genius - basically anything you want)

Word Count: 128, I am so sorry that firstly this is a day late and that it is so short, please find it in your hearts to forgive me

Warnings: none

YOUR POV

Bender went ahead of me and pushed open the door, holding it open for me to go in first. I hesitated before stepping forward over the threshold. He followed me in, closing and locking the door behind him, all while looking me in the eye. I heard the lock click and gulped. I sat on one of the tables in the room and Bender came over to me. He then put his hands either side of me on the table and leaned forward so that his breath ghosted my lips.

"Look, I get that this probably isn't your scene, so if you don't wanna do anything that's fine." I didn't react. "Or…." I closed the small gap between us and kissed him, before feeling him kiss me back.

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Remember to always be yourself over anything.

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John Bender taking your virginity would include~

(Not my gif)(requested by anonymous)

- When you confess to Bender that you’re a virgin it can go one of two ways. 1) he can look like a kid in a candy store or 2) he’ll look at you like you have three heads. It depends on what stage of your relationship you’re in.

- The latter of the two would be less common but still a possibility. He’d not used to girls who don’t have sex, he’s only ever really dated girls who are really keen on getting into bed with him. Your confession would totally throw him off, he wouldn’t think it were weird per say but he wouldn’t be nearly as confident in his actions as he previously was.

- But more often than not he’ll think it’s really hot. He likes the idea of deflowering you; the delinquent stripping “the good girl” of her innocence. Oh what fun.

- He’d refuse to do it anywhere but in a bed, probably yours. As much of an asshole as he is he doesn’t want you regretting your first time or feeling gross about it because you did it in some dingy place or in a car somewhere.

- While Benders default is rough he can be soft when he wants to be. He’d take things slow, making sure you’re alright with an uncharacteristic sweetness.

- He’s pretty experienced so you’re in good hands. He knows exactly what to do so he isn’t going to accidentally hurt you in any way.

- He kneels in front of you and undresses you, trailing his hands across your skin and taking in the sight of you. He takes pleasure in the fact that he’s the only one whose seen you like this.

- He’d lay you back down on your bed and take his own shirt off; kissing you once he’s finished. Then he’d press kisses to your skin; down your jaw, your throat, your chest, getting lower and lower, listening to your breathing getting shallower.

- Before anything more he’d ask if you really wanted this, his own insecurity coming through yet you wouldn’t notice it. You’d assure him and his face would disappear between your thighs.

- It’s not long before he’s pushing you over the edge, holding your hips down as you’d whimper, your hands curling in the sheets.

- He’d give you a moment to relax before he’d slide his fingers inside of you, warming you up as his other hand takes the time to caress and grip every inch of you.

- He gives you a fair warning that it might hurt before he does anything more. You’d nod and he’d brush his hand across your face, giving you a mind numbing kiss as he’d enter you.

- He makes sure to distract you from the pain, kissing your neck or lips while telling you to just relax. He’d stay still for a moment before slowly moving, letting you get used to the feeling.

- Once the pain subsides and you start to moan he’d speed things up a bit, dragging as many noises as he could out of your mouth. He might begin to dirty talk a little, enjoying the way you whimper out your short responses.

- He makes sure you cum again, wrapped around him and gripping him even tighter than you already were. He’d never forget the feeling of your legs shaking around him and your nails digging into his skin.

- He’d roll off of you panting, slinging his arm across his face as he caught his breath. Then he’d look at you and ask if you were alright, smiling and chuckling at your bashful demeanor.

- If he wasn’t already in love with you before than he sure as hell was now. He’d let you cuddle into him for a little while before he’d go to get dressed, tossing you your clothes. Amusingly enough he’d almost shyly ask if you’d like some water or anything else, going to get it for you himself if you agreed.

- He’d be disappointed in a way to find you dressed when he came back but he’d just sit on the bed next to you and let you snuggle up to him again. You’d whisper that you loved him and shockingly enough he’d murmur it back to you, arms lightly curled around you.