Steve: hey Tony I never asked, how many kids do you have?
Tony: biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Steve:
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Steve: hey Tony I never asked, how many kids do you have?
Tony: biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Steve:
Tony: Y/N!!! Stop teaching the elderly!!
Y/N: but why?!?!
Tony: steve and buck now both crochet because of you! And now we have yarn in bulk being delivered.m!!
Y/N: bulk yarn?!
Bucky: great you ruined the surprise!!!
Steve: Tony….
Marvel Cast
Tom Hiddleston, pulling back Owen Wilson's shower curtain: Have you- Stop screaming, it's only me - Have you studied Loki today?
peter, in no way home: fugitive or not, it’s nice to be wanted
MCU on crack but more than usual
Me: hey Peter
Peter: yeah?
Me: you know that saying, "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"?
Peter, falling from the ceiling getting up from his seat: say no more im on it
*Later*
Doctor Strange: has anyone seen-
Me and Peter, throwing apples at him:
Strange: WHAT IN THE-
Peter: ARE YOU AFRAID OF APPLES??!!!?
Strange: NO WHY THE FUCK-
Me: PETER DONT SAY THE "A" WORD HE'LL GET SCARED
Strange: what the HELL-
FATWS -:
Bucky: If you get married, Then can I have a major role in the wedding ?
Sam: you wanna be the best man ?
Bucky: Hmmm interesting how about the groom!
Zendaya: that sounds like a terrible plan
Tom Holland: oh, we've had worse
Simmons: Now get busy ya flope.
Daisy: Flope?
Simmons: It means Losers okay?
Simmons: It’s a new slang. People are saying it.
Simmons: The kid in the park said so!