#bertrard

[piecesmendedxo]

[clerkrard]

i open instagram. WHILE they're playing prison mind you. and see this

[tishasnotok-ipromise]

ssshhh my opps (my close circle of friends whom i trust) cannot find out about my likes (the disgusting yaoi they already know i enjoy because i wont shut the fuck up about it)

[levubto]

[9ine9ine9ine6ix]

no but seriously imagine it

You're in the crowd at the hollywood bowl for halloween. My Chemical Romance is playing Vampires but stop before the last line. Suddenly, Bert McCraken walks out with a microphone and starts singing Smother Me. A spotlight hits the other side of the stage and everyone in Thrice walks out from the wings and starts singing The Earth will Shake in perfect harmony. Gerard layers in the bridge of The Black Parade as Dan and Phil run out holding the lesbian flag. Then, all the lights cut. As you are serenaded by Dan screaming about some cheating abercrombie model, the lights flash up to show Jihyo front and center stage as she belts out the bridge to What is Love. MCR keeps playing black parade, but everyone else starts dancing with the rest of Twice. You get a notification on your phone that someone's president had a heart attack and is no longer on the planet of the living. Bert holds up the gay flag. Pete Wentz runs on stage and tackles him to the ground, violently punching his face over and over and over. Ryan Ross tweets about it.

[riverphoenixsgothwife]

just two men as god had made them i guess

[thepansyfrommcr]

gerard way make out on stage sloppy style with both frank and bert in october 2026 and you will be reborn as a lotus flower

[aivlyss]

Fetus bert