About me (in all my basic ness)
- I drink white wine with ice
- starbucks is pretty much the only coffee place I go to and I get the drink with the most sugar in it
- this emoji (😘) from the right person makes me melt a lil
- there would be baroque paintings covering my ceiling if it were a realistic interior design choice
- I read and have written smutty smutty smutty FanFiction
- I have inappropriate conversations online
- I have a fine arts bachelor’s degree for literally no reason, it is so so so useless
- I’m broke and over thirty
- I own at least 17 different shades of lipstick and wear exactly two of them
- my favorite book is Jane Eyre, bc gothic romance fiction yo
- the last book I read was Sharp Objects
- I’m currently reading Kafka’s love letters to Milena Jesenská
- I watch more Netflix than a bedridden invalid, mention it and I’ve seen it
- I’m smart but don’t apply myself professionally, which means I get paid shit but regularly use phrases like “sunk cost fallacy” and know the 9 classes of hazardous waste as listed by the United States Department of Transportation and all the shipping regulations related to each one.
- I’ve only recently discovered I’m not a repulsive swamp monster
- I have a thumb shaped bruise on my boob and it isn’t from my thumb
- I live in the Bible Belt and really really don’t like religion because of it, but I’ll go to your church if there is free food after
- seriously the Christians here believe dinosaurs really never existed and that the bones are some kind of prank played by Satan, it’d be hilarious if they didn’t also hate gay people and women in the same breath
- I learned to drive a stick when I was 12
- I overshare tremendously on the internet when I’m bored
