#source: incorrectsterekquotes

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Boyd: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Erica: My life is a little too much fall out and not enough boy. Isaac: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance Stiles: My life is a little too much imagination and not enough dragons. Derek: *tired* All I asked was how your weekend was.

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[ivyangels-blog]

rooster: i’m calling on the spirit of my dad for guidance…

rooster: how should i tell y/n i love them?

goose *responding through a ouija board*: ha, simp

[incorrectteenwolfcaptionsold]

stiles, resting on top of derek's chest: I’m on top of the world.

derek: you’re on top of me.

stiles: I know. You are my world.

derek:

derek: [hugs stiles tightly]

[harringroveera]

ST characters & Barbenheimer:

Only watch Barbie: Chrissy, Argyle, Lucas, Carol, Tina, Vickie, Vicki

Only watch Oppenheimer: Henry

BARBENHEIMER double feature: Heather, Robin, Nancy, Jonathan, Eddie, El, Max, Will, Erica, Joyce, Susie

Say they are watching both, but only watch Barbie: Steve, Dustin, Tommy

Say they are watching Oppenheimer but then sneak in to watch Barbie: Billy, Mike

What the fuck is 'barbenheimer'?: Hopper

Watch Oppenheimer and end up being dragged away to watch Barbie too (and secretly enjoy it): Henry, Hopper

One ticket to mission impossible, please: Murray

[hecticwinter]

Q: Isn't the idea supposed to be 'you saved my life, now I owe you a debt.’?

Bond: Nope, other way round. 'You saved my life, so now I'm your problem. If you don't like it then kill me.'

Q: What?

Bond: God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.

[revelryinthememes]

Shinso: You have friends and I envy that.

Izuku: You're welcome to share my friends! :)

Shinso: *looks at Bakugou and Todoroki*

Shinso: I don't want those.

[huachengslastbraincell]

Joe: How would you rate your pain?

Reki: 0/10.

Joe: How- Your arm is literally going the wrong way-

Reki: As in 0/10 would NOT recommend.

Joe:....

Reki: Very not Gucci, does not slap, no thanks.

Langa [tired boyfriend™]: Reki, we talked about this-

[correctly-spn]

Sam: You've got to learn to love yourself.

Dean: But don't you hate yourself?

Sam: Yeah, but this is about you, stay focused.