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[bitchiha]

Naruto Masterlist

Rules!!

➢ Hi I’m Lizzie LOL and this is my writing blog! I don’t have a schedule because my two brain cells are already strained enough, plus I think my element of disappointing you with the lack of content and then suddenly dropping something is too satisfying to let go of

➢ Request status: CLOSED

➢ Fandoms I write for: Naruto + Boku No Hero Academia (coming soon)

full Naruto m.list under the cut

Multi Chara Headcanons

-headcanon prompts done with multiple characters

➢ Quarantine: How they act isolation

[crack] ft. Naruto, Kiba, Kakashi, Lee, Shika

➢ Tiktok: type of Tiktoker they would be

[crack] ft. Naruto, Shika, Sasuke

➢ Hogwarts: their life at Hogwarts

[crack] ft. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke

➢ Music: what music they listen too

[crack] ft. Naruto, Shika, Sakura

 pt.2 ft. Sasuke, Kiba, Lee

➢ Mukbang: type of mukbanger they would be

[crack] ft. Naruto, Lee

➢ Pregnant s/o: how do they deal with your pregnancy

[fluff] ft. Naruto, Sasuke, Hashirama

pt.2 ft. Neji, Gaara, Itachi, Sasuke

pt.3 Kakashi, Shika

➢ Karens: encountering Karens

[crack] ft. Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Sakura, Lee

➢ Ex: reaction to meeting your ex

[crack/fluff] ft. Kiba, Naruto, Sai

➢ Animal Crossing: types of players

[crack] ft. Kiba, Shino, Choji, Neji, Lee

➢ Just friends?: falling for their best friend

[fluff] ft. Minato

pt.2 [angst] ft. Sasuke

➢ Jealous: how they act when they get jealous

[fluff/crack] ft. Kiba, Shika, Neji

➢ Relationship: what its like being their s/o

[crack/fluff/angst?] ft. Kakashi

pt.2 ft. Yamato

pt.3 ft. Shisui

pt.4 ft. Darui, Kankuro

pt.5 ft. Genma, Omoi, Ibikki

pt.6 ft. Zabuza

pt.7 ft. Tobirama 

➢ NSFW: general headcanons

[smut] ft. Kakashi, Yamato

pt.2 ft. Shisui

pt.3 ft. Genma

pt.4 ft. Kiba

pt.5 ft. Tobirama

➢ Caught: walking in on them masturbating

[smut] ft. Kakashi, Yamato, Iruka

Single Chara Headcanons

-Alpha organized by first name, prompts written for one character

➢ Hinata: s/o with a personality the opposite of her own

[crack/fluff]

➢ Itachi: cooking for his s/o

[fluff]

➢ Kiba: How he meets his crush

[crack/fluff]

➢ Naruto: being his mother figure

[fluff/crack] ft. Iruka, Kakashi

➢ Orochimaru: falling in love

[fluff]

➢ Sasuke: with an outgoing s/o

[fluff]

➢ Shino: with a s/o afraid of bugs

[fluff]

➢ Shisui: in an arranged marriage

[fluff]

➢ Shisui: with a gamer s/o

[fluff]

➢ Shiui: with an inexperienced s/o

[fluff]

➢ Tsunade: as a mother figure to her student

[fluff]

➢ Yamato: random we should all know about him

[crack]

➢Yamato: with a fiesty s/o

[fluff/crack?]

Imagines

-alpha organized, short writings on a single character

➢ Gaara: Worried?

[fluff] In which his Leaf s/o is a little distant upon visiting him in the Sand. Through his fussing over finding out what is wrong, he realizes that he really loves her.

➢ Gaara: Sleep Deprived

[angst] Its both yours and Gaaras first night back home after the extraction of the Shukaku and his experience with death.

➢ Kakashi: Is it wrong to pick up strange girls at a bar?

[smut] Kakashi meets a mysterious stranger at a bar and things escalate quickly. He decides to take her back to his motel. After all, what could be so wrong with picking up strange girls at a bar?

➢ Kakashi: A warm glass of confessions

[fluff] After a really tiring mission, the two of you get a couple drinks to unwind. One drink after another and the next thing you know you two are on the brink of confessing your love to eachother.

➢ Sasuke: Incompetence 

[smut] Sasuke is mean employer, with a maid who is eager to please him - in more ways than you may think. 

➢ Shikamaru: Teaching the brat a lesson

[smut] You’ve always acted like a brat when you didn’t get your way, but when you take it too far your boyfriend has to teach you a lesson you’ve somehow forgotten. Even if its in the middle of your dinner date.

➢ Yamato: The Hokages office

[smut] Ever since Tenzou was assigned to team Kakashi, he has been dying to get you alone. However, it seems to be quite a difficult task when you’re always running away and he is beginning to lose his patience.

[kunoichihatake]

Sorry in advance Nina, but I had to do it😌✨ Fmk: Danzo, Jiraiya, Orochimaru

SHUT UP I HATE YOU

okay uhhhhh

fuck: orochiomaru he’s disgusting but I’m sure he’s good w his tongue so it wouldn’t be totally awful

marry: jiraiya, he’s a total perv so I’d probably fight him a lot but I genuinely think he has a good heart so yeah

kill: danzo FUCK DANZO ALL MY BITCHES HATE DANZO he’s literally the root of all evil in the naruto series and can perish

(send me sleepover saturday asks!✨)

[kikyozoldyck]

NO MAR OMFG f I’m sorry ew working with trump supporters is like being stabbed repeatedly and having them then leave the knife in that one spot on your back you can’t reach yourself I’m so sorry

thank you lizzie. your sympathies mean the world. also your description is so good like YEAH thats exactly how it feels 

[kunoichihatake]

FMK: Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto 😖💓💫 😳

ahh okay

fuck: sasuke. you can’t tell me he doesn’t give good dick okay? and he’d be really dom and probably withholding and unghh yes. I def couldn’t actually date him though bc I need my s/o to pay attention to me and his cool nature would probably just drive me absolutely nuts

marry: naruto!!! he’s such a sweetheart and so driven and i just love him okay 🥺💞  he can be really loud and out there but I’m the same so I feel like we’d get along well!

kill: sakura /: I’m sorry I’m just not the biggest fan of her even though I wanna be ugh. she’s much better in shippuden than in shounen jump but I still am not her biggest fan. (if she wasn’t so angry and always beating the shit out of naruto though? I could see myself being friends w her tbh. she’s actually similar to me in a lot of ways, just aries things ig 😌✨)

(send me sleepover saturday asks!✨)