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Awesome Squarepants cousins + my evil crackship ooooooough I love drawing my spongebob Gijinkas hopefully I can share more later ^_^ I drew girl versions in the portraits and for Blackjack cuz Teehee… But you can choose if I just didnt draw fem adult versions for Spongebob Syanley cuz I'm lazy orrrr if they’re actually 🏳️⚧️ 🤫🤫🤫🤫
Fellers, to honor the upcoming 56th Birthday of Johnathan "John" William DiMaggio (1968-present), allow Me to share this (complete with the inclusion of Miranda Cosgrove and Drake Bell's Leave It All to Me from well, iCarly) and well, have a VERY SUPER-DEE-DUPER PLUS ULTRA Happy Early 56th Birthday to the King, Ladies and Gentlemen! ;)
"F" is for Family
by tragicclownwrites
“Meeting the parents” is an important next step in any committed relationship. When Squidward brings this up to SpongeBob, the sponge invites him on his family’s week-long vacation in the small town of Sea Glass Valley… with the entire SquarePants family in attendance.
Words: 105.6K, Chapters: 13/13, Language: English
Fandom: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen, M/M
Characters: SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Harold SquarePants, Margaret SquarePants, Grandma SquarePants (SpongeBob), Captain Blue SquarePants, Sherm SquarePants, BlackJack SquarePants, Stanley SquarePants, Todd SquarePants, Grandpa SquarePants (SpongeBob), Gary the Snail (SpongeBob), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Eugene Krabs
Relationships: SpongeBob SquarePants x Squidward Tentacles
Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Romance, Comedy, Romantic Comedy, Family Feels, Slice of Life, Implied Sexual Content, Drunkenness, Explicit Language, mostly from BlackJack lol, Light Angst, Grief & Mourning, Headcanon, Alternate Universe - Canon, got the whole fam bam here, the cousins are menaces, especially Todd
As much as I love Spongebob and it’s main cast, I also like the character that are a part of some of the main’s history, it’s just sad that some of them are forgotten or oneoffs.
Like Squilliam being a long time rival to Squidward, we were never really given a reason why he decided to bully Squidward, him being rich and Squidward being poor isn’t enough of an excuse.
Maybe it’s because he’s actually genuinely lonely, his friends in the restaurant episode look rich as well so they either are leaching off of him or are actually rich and just accepted him because he’s like them.
Squidward is the only guy who isn’t a yes man to Squilliam that we know of and points out his flaws and constantly challenges Squilliam’s views in each episode we see them together.
I found him kind of a fun character even though he was an asshole to Squidward, maybe he is just an asshole that likes to flaunt his riches on poor folk I don’t know maybe I’m looking too far into it.
It’s a shame he hasn’t appeared in the official show for years now, would’ve been nice how he’d interact with other characters like Krabs, Sandy or even Plankton.
On the topic of Squidward, another character connected to him is Squilvia, I honestly loved her and Squidward in that episode.
It was the only time we get to see him acting bashful towards someone he likes and wants to be around, that doesn’t happen often, it’s kinda cute how he acted when she first walked in the restaurant.
And they’re like two peas in a pod, I wish they had kept her in the show longer so Squidward doesn’t have to be alone and miserable, if Krabs could get Mrs. Puff then why couldn’t Squidward be happy with Squilvia.
Also would’ve liked to see a girl’s night out episode with her, Sandy, Karen, Pearl, Mrs. Puff and even Princess Mindy.
We desperately need more women in the show than just the same people, would also be a perfect opportunity to develop her more.
Speaking of Princess Mindy, why on earth didn’t they bring her back?
They just brought back Dennis back and he’s from the Spongebob movie too so why not bring her back?
She was a perfect friend to Patrick and Spongebob, she was clearly the smartest out of both of them put together and genuinely so kind to the point where she was trying to stall her dad to give the boys more time.
She was also nice enough to give them a boost of confidence with the grass mustaches (even if they were fake) and the wind in a bag (which they ended up losing)
She could’ve been great friends with Sandy since they both seem to share smarts and a love for knowledge.
So sad she never showed up in the official show.
On the subject of Patrick, we never talk about his sister before they gave him another from the Patrick Star Show.
Considering that she’s older than Patrick I’m assuming she lives on her own, so it would explain as to why she isn’t in the Patrick Star Show since he’s still living with his parents due to being young and she’d probably be out of the house by then.
Even though she is rough with the main cast including her own brother, she does genuinely seem to care when Patrick is upset so she’s not heartless.
Sure she has anger issues but I think that adds to her character, even though Sam isn’t conveniently attractive I like that, I like that they don’t tone down the wackiness of her behavior just because she’s a girl.
Although I don’t like the fact that they made her stupid and unable to speak unless through grunting, I would’ve just had her as Patrick’s over protective sister that thinks Spongebob is a bad friend or a bad influence on Patrick.
Would’ve been funny if she met up with Spongebob’s cousin Blackjack since both of them seem to be similar in character and in strength.
Getting to Blackjack, he is apparently Spongebob’s cousin that keeps getting in and out of jail and was also a bully to him growing up.
Spongebob obviously gets upset when Blackjack says he’s coming back and wants Spongebob to come to his parents house or he’s dead.
It turns out Blackjack wasn’t holding Spongebob’s parents for ransom they were celebrating him getting out of jail.
I honestly kind of like Blackjack would love how he’d fit in at the Salty spitoon or even up against a guy like Larry.
Knowing that Spongebob has a cousin similar to himself I can only imagine how that cousin felt around Blackjack as well.
I’d actually like to see a full Spongebob family reunion episode of just his family and his friends showing up and accidentally ruining it while Spongebob’s trying to impress his folks.
And here is the man in question himself, Stanley S. Squarepants another one of Spongebob’s cousins.
Dude is known for having a streak of bad luck, having bad things inexplicably happen to him.
I always liked him as a kid and kinda related to his awkward, shy behavior.
He’s honestly one of my favorite relatives of Spongebob besides his grandma and Blackjack.
Dude’s well-meaning and kinda cute, honestly surprised how he didn’t become a tumblr sexyman, he fits all the checkmarks.
Spongebob tries to get him a job in his debut ep at the Krusty Krab but due to his bad luck makes the restaurant a living hell to work at.
Dude’s just trying his best to do things right but things go south for him anyway, this poor guy.
He seems to have an interest in photography, he should try to pursue that instead.
I could only imagine how terrified he’d be of Blackjack growing up, unless his bad luck worked on Blackjack too.
Dude is my favorite and I want him to come back so bad but I know it’s a slim chance and probably won’t happen.
Also did I mention he almost marries Harold?
"F" is for Family: If all the characters were Vine references
I'm not sure how many of you remember Vine (R.I.P.) but it was basically TikTok before it existed. Lots of clownery 🤡 would you expect anything less from me?
Anyways, I was working on a different post related to my headcanons about my fic when I got to reminiscing about Vine, and thinking about which Vines would relate most to the characters. Because that's what normal people do, right? 😜
Anyways... giggle with me under the cut!
🚨FIC ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
Hi there, friends! Or should I say... family? 😉 No? Okay, I'll just get on with it.
The fic I hinted at all over the place is finally coming! As you can see from the banner, I'm calling this story...
✨"F" is for Family✨
This is a long fic with 9 chapters. It's completed, but to avoid overwhelming anyone (including myself), I'll be posting one chapter every Wednesday - starting this Wednesday (9/6). 🥳
This fic has a romantic comedy vibe to it with plenty of chaotic and silly as well as heartfelt, family feels moments sprinkled in. Not to mention lots of made-up SquarePants family LORE. Hopefully you enjoy this, and that it feels like a hug. 🤗💗
Without further ado, here's the synopsis. Be sure to check my socials & AO3 for updates!
“Meeting the parents” is an important next step in any committed relationship. When Squidward brings this up to SpongeBob, the sponge invites him on his family’s week-long vacation in the small town of Sea Glass Valley… with the entire SquarePants family in attendance.
♥️ Tragic🤡
Spoilers
Kind of, I made art for the next fic gonna post it in the fic on ao3, nothing gets shown that spoils the plot but still I'll give spoiler warnings just in case
