He thought about that for all of .2 seconds before deciding "yeah, I'm down to fuck a regency American in the garden"
NO ONE is doing it like the doctor
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He thought about that for all of .2 seconds before deciding "yeah, I'm down to fuck a regency American in the garden"
NO ONE is doing it like the doctor
My favourite polycule? Oh, yes, thanks for asking. I quite like the Ghostbusters
Rip Charles Rowland, you would have loved yungblud
Thinking about Crows getting married
With kanej, I feel like Kaz would 100% take Inej's name. He's still 'Kaz Brekker' professionally but every contract he signs off is 'K. G Brekker'. I don't think Inej would want to take Kaz's name because it's... this is difficult to explain. It would feel like taking away another part of her freedom? Like, obviously, that's not what Kaz is doing or wants to do but, like, idk
Jesper would take Van Eck. He'd be so fucking proud of it. Rolling up to mercher meetings like "Oh, Mr Van Eck? No, you're talking about my husband, I'm just his secretary" He'd be so damn proud. (full names would definitely be Wylan and Jesper Van Eck-Hendriks but Van Eck for professional situations)
Matthias Zenik sounds better than Nina Helvar (in my opinion) but I feel like neither of them would want to lose a bit of their culture like that? So they keep their original names. Can you imagine Matthias introducing Nina as "my wife", though, I'm dead-
Should I post the first chapter of my Addams Family fic I impulsively just wrote?
Hell yeah!
Uh, no!
For context, it's a Joel/Wednesday fic that takes its plot from the musical: What would happen if the Glickers had dinner at the Addamses?
Sulu in the naked time is ultimate bbg. Peak gender. My rotten cheese, my little soldier, my good time boy
I mean look at him
Wylan: You should do what you love
Jesper: Can I do you, then?
Wylan: What?
Jesper: What?
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