#blame derek

[theninjazebra]

@saxifraga-x-urbium 

[ghostboymode]

Seriously why didn’t Seattle Grace have any patients with random golf ball injuries?

[slughornsgoldfish]

When Your Partner Is Also a Teen Wolf Fan

Me: Damn, I should have asked you to get canned spaghetti while you were out. I love that stuff.

Partner: Ah, shit, I'm sorry.

Me: No, no, it's my fault, I should have remembered to ask.

Partner: Well, okay, but it's my fault too.

Me: How about we just blame Derek Hale?

Partner: Poor Derek.

[mysnarkyself]

still waiting that someone  on the show connects Stiles and Claudia state of mind to the nemeton  than blame Derek, because he "sacrificed" Paige

well that's the show right?

[sssssssim]

What does the werefox say?

DEREK DID IT, probably

[mysnarkyself]

Next on Blame Derek (based on tumblr)

Derek is to blame for something during the WWII x

It is his fault the Titanic sank x

[devilsxinthedetails]

"Why does my car smell like curly fries and cheese curds?"

[superwholockjunkie]

Let's just blame Derek Hale.

I've seen so many posts that blame Derek Hale for every bad thing ever in Beacon Hills (something I don't agree with at all) that I just had to do a parody of South Park's 'Blame Canada'. Lyrics under the cut.

The town just keeps getting worse

Supernatural beings of all kinds are on the prowl

The just want to wreak havoc and shed blood because they’re cursed

Should we blame the government?

Or blame nature?

Coach Finstock: Or should we blame Greenberg?

Gerrad: No, we should blame Derek Hale.

Peter: Blame Derek Hale.

What with his sad pretty blue eyes

And his naïve little brain that has been twisted and corrupted so even he’ll believe these lies

We need to form a full frontal assault

IT’S DEREK HALE’S FAULT!

Talia Hale: Don’t blame my brother Peter

He hung out with Derek and soon became an eager evil doer

Melissa McCall: And my son Scott, was once a sweet innocent boy with a bright future ahead of him

He had a chance at a cure but Derek stole that from him and now he’s at the mercy of the moon’s whim

Gerrad: Well, blame Derek Hale!

Everyone: Yeah, blame Derek Hale

He was never meant to be an alpha anyway!

Mrs. Martin: My daughter could have been a brilliant award winning mathematician it’s true

But now she’s a wailing woman who was victimized as a backup plan because Derek decided a pooch he was going to screw

Should we blame Peter?

Or Jackson for being such a dick?

Or maybe Ms. Morell for being an enabling little witch?

Heck no! Dig down deep and we know it was Derek who failed

Gerrad: Blame Derek Hale! Blame Derek Hale!

Sure he has a pretty face and hot physique

But the sour wolf attitude and bad judgment anything he does is destined to reek

Gerrad: Blame Derek Hale! Blame shame on Derek Hale for…

The V-necks and that nice loft must go

Yes, and also that beautiful Camaro

The laughter and fun must all be undone

We must blame him and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

Derek Hale: C’mon, seriously guys, I’m not nearly as bad as Peter. Or what about that sneaky bastard Gerrad?!