Happy Birthday to my adorable man-eating baby mosasaur! Enjoy your birthday cake! 🎂
Did I also mention that the day before Katana’s birthday was the day a super hot 17th vampire-progenitor lady gave birth to a navy blue velociraptor? I’ll bet Blucina wants some of that cake as well! :9
Dragon-Birthday Cake Recipe:
- 1 package brownie mix
-1 Hershey’s chocolate bar
-1 Dark Kit-Kat bar
-1 can of albacore tuna,heavy
-2 sausages
1. Prepare “cake” as per directions on the box(you only have to use 2 eggs). Chop up chocolate bars, cut one sausage, and open and drain the tuna. Add to the mix.
2.I mention that you need 2 sausages as the other one will be cut up and used to top the cake mix. Place in oven pre-heated to 350 degress Fahrenheit.
3. When the cake is done(poking a chopstick through the center and it comes clean) take the treat out, cool it, and garnish with Oreo ice-cream. Serve with certified-grownup grape juice because yes, during the Fantasy RPG era(Eocene to Victorian period) fermented grapes was better than an explosive gas-leak caused by drinking contaminated water.
And voila! This dessert is very much relished by dragons as it is protein-rich, decadent, and produces the very high likelihood of conceiving siblings for said dragons :)
Commander Anna, the general of Askr’s military commandment, had summoned the raptors and some of the other Heroes in the meeting room. She was discussing some very serious issues happening around Askr, most notably, the changes to the entire ecosystem done by what the scouts can only describe as “aberrant forms”. Anna was collecting herself, and she listed so far the aberrant forms identified:
Basilice.
Sobek and Gorgonorhea.
Henoka.
Styracostegas.
Emmatross.
One of the effects that Anna had said was already happening was the fact somewhere up in Nifl, the sun-god Helios was frozen solid by a “giant icicle-covered serpent.” Blue snarled. Unlike the medieval warriors she was with, Blue and her sisters knew that these aberrant forms were heinous-hybrids created by the controversial Henry Wu, and she needed to destroy them quickly. Her life was already fried by those red-eyed mangled-tooth fatherf**kers and she didn’t want anyone else to suffer the same fate.
And coincidentally, outside the meeting room, Askr’s summoner and tactician Kiran shrieked out a macaw-style gasp. Lucina and the raptors rushed out.
And there, above the groveling,thirsty, pathetic form of Kiran, was a goddess in a pelagic-blue yukata, waving her shark-like crocodilian tail in patience like some Hoshidan deity. Blue didn’t had to blink her eyes to find out who that woman was.
It was the Island Goddess Ryukami, the mosasaurus who not only protected Nublar(before she swam out into the open sea), she was also the heroine that leapt out of her lagoon, pulled the Indominus rex into the water, and devoured her like a roast chicken.
.“Hunh. I was quite busy tearing apart a Chinese shark-finning vessel and I was just about to swallow the last fisherman when you pulled me to this strange dimension,” Ryukami said. “Tell me, human. What reason do you have for interrupting my meal?”
Kiran formed his words meekly. “P-please....Please...H-help me l-land....Vel-velouria and....and....Leanne....”.
Ryukami ignored him. She fixed her gaze on Blue, Lucina, Echo, Delta, and Charlie.
“Hmm. Oh. Hello, little lizards.” the crocodilian whale greeted. “I didn’t expect to see you girls. Especially to you, blue one-” she paused. “Wait, wasn’t there only one raptor left on Nublar? Particularly a charcoal one with a blue stripe?
Blue smiled.”It’s okay Ryu. I think I can explain things along-”
“Oh wow! It’s Ryukami from the Mosasaurus Feeding Show! Look at those sharp teeth of yours! Can i have your autograph?”
For the first time in 80 million years, a velociraptor has tackled a mosasaur. Specifically, Charlie had sprung unto Ryukami, face pressed against the goddess’s chest, and shaking her hands.
“Well, dear child, do you have anything I can sign my name on?”
Charlie brought out her Nintendo Switch. “Sure! You can sign on the back!”
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When the meeting had ended and the raptors explain the situation to Ryukami, the mosasaur agreed to ferry them to the icy isle of Nifl. But they were some hurdles to overcome.
First was Teba and Warbler. After the incident in which the two criminals attempted to run-off with the frozen embryos, they were thrown in the cellar awaiting judgement. Lucina and Blue had some very powerful urges to mangle the already injured mercenaries, but Anna wouldn’t allow it presently and declared that Teba and Warbler shall not be executed until they scrutinize the morals of the formers’ agenda. Besides, no one exactly knew how to deal with dilophosaur that spat venom out of its beak and an amphibian with katana-sharp dorsal spines. And as such, as much they’d like to accompany Blue and Lucina on their mission, Echo, Delta, and Charlie decided to stay watch and monitor the samurai and the drunk dilo.
“If they pull something I’m going to tear them apart bit by bloody, bony bit!” Echo cracked her claws in anticipation.
“When Askr finds out what these belligerent iguanas are really up to, then yes.” Delta replied.
“Um, I understand I am in no position to ask, but may I have some water?” Teba requested from within the cell. Warbler lay at the back corner, dozing off.
“You just answered your own question Pouter-Flounder,” Charlie answered back. “it’s called drinking pee.”
And second, as much of a kind reptile Ryukami was, a deity didn’t grant a wish for free. If you wanted a god to grant your wishes you had to offer up a payment.
And by payment, I mean a person or several to sacrifice to the mosasaur.
Initially, Lucina tried to process everything down. Sacrificing people to the dragon-gods can’t be good, she thought, until she considered that in order to obtain the “Good Ending” in Awakening, the Shepherds chopped up and raped, and devoured every last denizen in Plegia. After all, humans, both good and bad, loved to end chaos by BRINGING FORTH chaos. A negative factor multiplied by a negative factor always lead to a positive. Therefore, Lucina decided to sacrifice Henry and Tharja, as well as male Robin to Ryukami.
“Aaaaaaaah, this is the happiest day of my life!” Henry chirped as the mosasaurus crunched downed on his ribs and slurped up his intestines like sausage pasta.
As an added bonus, Ryukami had blessed both Lucina and Blue with water-magic, which not only increased their vitality and endurance, it also allowed them to convert the surrounding water into atmospheric air in case shit happens and the two raptors find themselves 30 meters below the surface.
“The trip to Nifl will take about a two or three days by me so you ought to be thankful for my gifts,” Ryukami said. “Now, is everyone ready?”
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The night sky was a deep-blue color, a gorgeous complement to the turquoise waters. The air was cool and kind to the skin, which would have been perfect for relaxation.
But there was no time for relaxation. For the past several days(or lacking thereof) there was no sunlight. As Helios the sun-god was turned into a kakigori, an icy cold night was spreading from Nifl to Askr, placing photosynthetic activity in jeopardy.
Blue and Lucina were perched on Ryukami’s head and hand, respectively. When asked why she couldn’t have simply used her Dragonstone to morph into her crocodilian-whale form, Ryukami claimed she had left it at the bottom of Dragon’s Reef.
Even gods have accidents, I suppose, Blue thought.
Lucina broke the silence. “Hey Sole Survivor, have you killed your own parent?”
Blue perked her head.”......Why do you ask?”
“I know I had to kill my previous mother in order to save my father and country. What about you?”
“That’s a very morbid question Future Witness. Were you part of the tiger-raptor tribe on Site B? Did you cannibalize your own sibling as well? To answer your question though, I did not. But that’s not to say I didn’t put Papa and his friends’ lives in danger multiple times.”
“I nearly killed my father as well-in fact, the world where I’m from, I had to detonate my re-animated father like the walking flesh-grenade he was.”
“You know, if I died, my ghost would be more than happy to tell my daughters to eat my body,” Ryukami joined in. “There will be times when children will literally want a part of their parents-at least physically.”
“Well, my ex-mother’s flesh tasted rather like lobster and centipede mixed with sperm-covered pants,” Lucina said.
“Okay Future Witness, can we talk about something else? We already had a chapter dedicated to your hobbies.” Blue remarked.
“Alright,” Lucina answered. “I’ve always wanted to ask you this anyway. What is your papa like? I’ll take note if there is a slight,slight,slight chance I’ll meet him.”
“A nice guy. A bit of a jerk who only goes by his own rules, drinks beer, and lives in the most beautiful shack on the outskirts of the jungle. But as someone who’s raised me and my sisters ever since we were hatchlings,he is the best person in my entire world, so much so I’ll slice up security guards for him.”
“I see.”
Just then Ryukami had stopped at a large ice-floe. “We’re here.” Ryukami announced.
Kyaaah~!! The first boss fight in this fanfiction! Aren’t you guys excited! For a particularly special treat, listen to this while reading this chapter! (>w <)
“What are you two dragonskin doing here at this hour?” The velociraptor named Lucina questioned. She and her bretheren weren’t pleased to see these intruders stepping out the cryogenics lab.
Teba sighed. “If you would like us to spill the honest cake with tea, we are employed by Dr.Henry-”
Warbler grabbed the wine bottle from her partner’s garments and presented it to the raptors. “We’re taking these babies with us! Pull anything outta your asses and I’ll happily dice you all up! Kehahahahaha!”
Suddenly a wave of epiphany flooded over the Exalted princess.”When I consoled that poor, unfortunate mother whose child was eaten,”Lucina said. “Was a purple-white saurian responsible for the incident?”
“So what if I was? You and me are exactly alike! After all, we both prevented great catastrophes. You killed the wo-man-man who jizzed all over your daddy’s carcass while I saved that baby’s descendant from being hung on Valm’s gates-”
“Don’t you DARE compare me to the likes of you!” Lucina was about to dive-bomb Warbler, but her amber-eyed self caught her in her arms. “Stop Future Witness. We can eviscerate these bitches AFTER we find out more about them.”
“I agree with Blue,” the green-blue raptor named Delta said. “We may be dinosaurs, but we mustn’t be so hasty.”
“I don’t know who you two bitches are, but you smell like a certain goddamn geneticist,” the brown raptor Echo growled.
“Hey Red-Blue Fish! Can I piggyback on you?” The young jungle-green dromaeosaur Charlie chippered. Despite the tense situation she was very enthusiastic.
Teba took back the wine bottle from Warbler’s hands and placed it back in his garments. “t’would appear that no matter what era they’re in, children are very rash and impulsive.” He unfastened the pair of katana blades hung on his waist and striked them at the raptors.
Well, almost anyway. Lucina blocked the katanas with her Falchion sword with a klink! “I guess words just won’t cut it,” she muttered. “Whoever said that the pen is mightier than the sword is a giant, obese, liar.”
“Good, because I’m starting to feel a tad-little blood-thirsty,” Blue said. She and her sisters held up aqua-blue pebbles with ouroboro-fossils on them and they immediately morphed into their six-foot tall lizard forms.
Likewise, Warbler took out a similar stone, and she too transformed. But she didn’t turn into a Velociraptor nublarensis, oh no. Rather, Warbler morphed into an eight-foot all dinosaur, white and purple. She had purple V-shaped crests on her beak-like snout and similarly hued quills and spots on her tail and neck.
And indeed, Warbler puffed out her neck revealing an expansive frill ornated with purple and blood-warning patterns. Patterns that Lucina knew all two well since she was sixty days old.
“You....GGGGGRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMAAA~!!!!” The blue raptor(not Sole-Survivor, mind you.) had totally lost her head. “I’m going to send you back to the Permo-Triassic Extinction Event 3.5 billion times if necessary!”
KLINK! Teba had blocked Lucina’s sword attacks again but this time he wasn’t holding his weapons in his hands. They were spinning in a shield-like circle, held in place by special electro-magnetic fields produced by the samurai.
“Listen,” Teba calmly reprimanded Lucina. “I don’t particularly like hurting children; in fact, I am one to protect children. And out of all these raptors I’m facing off against, you are the most youngest and the most rash.”
“Yeah, Luci-Loosey,” Warbler taunted in a harsh sing-song tone. “You got to loose up! Kehahah! Get it, loose up? Because no matter how many times you try, your stupid family always die! KAHAHAHAHAAH!!”
More sword-on sword fighting. The other raptors were watching closely, but they would’t dare get any closer to Teba’s shīrudo-gatana lest they got blended up up like a fruit smoothie.
“This is for Chrom and Emmeryn, bastard!” Lucina eventually smashed through Teba’s defense-move and was about to chop him up into sashimi and something wet and hot smacked against her eyes, and before she knew it, an immense burning pain had coursed through her central nervous system and Lucina collasped on the floor, Falchion and all, wriggling in screaming agony from what feels like searing knives slicing her brain and eyes.
“KEHAHAHAAHAHAHAH~!! What’s wrong, Future Witness? I thought you said you were going to kill me!?” The raptors wasted no time rushing to their comrade’s aide. "Oh yes, of course! I’m a dilophosaur, and dilos puke out a painful neurotoxin that blinds the eye and numbs the muscle! Don’t worry, I’ll end you and your bloodline’s pain!”
Dismayed that his swords were shattered by the couch-shredder that was Luci’s Falchion, Teba took out an aqua-blue stone from his kimono. Shaking and holding the stone, he had morphed into what appeared to be a deep-red salamander the size of an alligator, the snout black with an iridescent-blue chin. His dorsal fin was not unlike that of a lionfish, and the limbs were not-quite legs but not traditional fins either(think of the limbs of a Queensland Lungfish). They were a marvelous light-blue color and so was his caudal fin, embellished even further with red outlines and an eye-spot. As lavish his form was, Teba reluctantly transformed into this state due to the fact that though he can breathe atmospheric air, terrestrial locomotion was a massive pain in the ass, slithering deliberately and dragging the belly with stubby limbs that didn’t had fingers.
At least I’m quipped with sharp piercing spines and predatory teeth, Teba thought to himself as the reptilian birds of prey leaped on to him and Warber. Echo just narrowly missed the dorsal spines and bit down unto the amphibian’s flanks, which as starting to tear, albeit with great tediousness from the ganoid scales enveloping Teba’s body. Delta had landed to the opposite side and attempted to rip off Teba’s right forelimb. The salamnder tried to turn his head to bite unto Delta, but the light-green raptor quickly jabbed her claws into the tetrapod’s gills, a waterfall of dark blood pouring out like some dead Kool-Aid Man. Teba had gagged and sputtered and soon, he passed out.
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Blue and Charlie faced Warbler. The purple-white dilophosaur had tried spitting her venom at the two raptors, but they were too quick and the dark goo simply flew straight out the window(and unto Byleth’s eyes below) or smacked right into a portrait of the late King Gustav. Blue landed just beneath Warbler’s neck, grabbed her frill, and started to pull. Charlie landed on the dilo’s back, and sank her sickle-talons and teeth into her flesh, the entire sensation of ripping flesh too much for Warbler to bear.
And things just keep getting better. Noticing the Midnight Merlot bottle containing the embryos on its side next to Teba’s unconscious body, Delta picked the bottle up and thrust it into Warbler’s mouth.
“-!AHP-AH uh ooi-!?” Warbler gibbered. And with Charlie noticing the grand opportunity-
KLINSHHH~!!!
She closed Warbler’s beak onto the glass, the bottle shattering apart alongside the embryos and coolant gas seeped out in a thick, ghostly smoke as Warbler’s beak started to frostbite.
“B-Bitches...” The dilophosaur glared at the raptors now menacingly, “bitches like you deserve to have their stomachs pumped full of Duma’s semen! You just murdered 12 babies of 12 Heroes!”
“That’s the worse joke I’ve ever heard in my life,” Blue said, tightly pulling at Warbler’s frill now. “Isn’t that coming from a someone who just ate a newborn like BBQ bacon-burger dipped in wine?”
With that line, there was loud SHHRRRIIIP! as the non-Lucina raptor tore off Warbler’s frill and thick gushes of dark crimson had flowed out, Warbler collapsed on the ground, and much like her fell comrade Teba, sputtered and gagged before spewing out a sweet-smelling pool of digested meat, cartilage, and oozy organs from her stomach.
Blue walked over to a heavily panting Lucina. “C’mon, Future Witness, let’s patch you up and flush that disgustingly foul-venom from your eyes.” She picked her up bridal-style and that’s when she and her sisters noticed that they were surrounded by Heroes who were groggy and stirred from the boss fight earlier.
Horn Skuld and Chrom were one of them.
Charlie tried to ease the situation.” Umm, what’s up, fellow mammals? Any of you fellows want some Reese’s Banana sliders?”
Scales are quite tricky to draw. Anyhow, there’s the second boss of the game!
Nifl was a cold, desolate land of snow,bones,ice,and blood. Frozen blood. It wasn’t quite the Kirby-esque happy place you’d thought it would be, after the Nifl-Muspell incident where Askran forces killed off warped versions of video-game protagonists and The elder Nifl princess Guunthra being roasted alive like some yummy Barbie-Cute pork. And the situation got particularly better when the sun-dragon Helios was frozen solid, condemning the whole area into everlasting night.
At least the stars and moon looked very charming and exquisite, white stellar bodies illuminating the aqua-blue sky.
Blue and Lucina were marching through the snow, huddling each other for thermal radiation. Blue, having grown up on a tropical island for much of her life, had borrowed Lucina’s scarf and cape for extra warmth(don’t get into that frappucino debate on feathers please). Lucina, having grown up in a desert country with enough rainfall to sustain a 15m-tall scythe-wielding flesh golem, found it rather uncomfortable trekking through the snow. Ryukami the mosasaurus had stayed behind at the ice-floes to catch up on some Nisioisin novels.
The raptors were marching onwards to the north of Nifl, sometimes passing by some shrubs and frost-covered rocks. Just when Lucina thought things were getting rather monotonous, she saw something rustle out of the bushes. Blue took notice as well and saw what appeared to be a penguin-like bird with white spots on its face waddling in a panicked manner before a fox-squirrel thing pounced on it and tore apart its head from its socket, crimson blood and pieces of esophagus and vocal cord spilling out unto the snow and dying it red. Blue and Lucina were eyeing the fox-squirrel as it dug heavy mitten-like foreclaws into the bird’s torso and stringy pink intestines splooged out. Lucina decided to look away and went on her way. Blue paid no attention to the carnage after that as well.
“That was a Repenomamus devouring a Great Auk,” Blue explained. “The world where I from, InGen didn’t simply revived dinosaurs, they brought back Paleozoic and Cenozoic fauna as well. Although if I were you, I wouldn’t dare pet a reppy.”
“Why? Are they dangerous?” Lucina asked. Blue can easily tell right off the bat that humans like Lucina had a profound desire to prod and hold small,furry mammals.
“Oh yes. Reppies are one mammal you do NOT want to pet; despite looking like a Pomeranian with mole-claws, they WILL try to eviscerate you; for a mammal from the Mesozoic they are quite big enough to eat small dinosaurs.”
“Hmm? I assumed mammals evolved after the demise of the giant lizards.”
“Actually, they co-existed with the dinosaurs, though they were bit characters in a world dominated by reptiles bursting with presence and charisma. Repenomamus was the biggest furry during its time, but most of its kin were barely any bigger than an Amiibo figure.”
“And that penguin-looking bird?”
“Uh-huh. That great auk was NOT a penguin-it’s actually more closely related to puffins than to the famous diving birds south of the Equator. Although, it was the the only auk that converted its flight power to swimming power completely, and those damn humans wiped its existence off the face of the Earth.”
“You know quite a lot about animals before the dawn of man, don’t you?” Lucina commented.
“I’m a creature from before man myself, though I wouldn’t be too surprised if InGen resurrected species routed by humanity, like the dodo and the gastric mouth-brooding frog.” Blue replied.
“Come to think of it, isn’t it harder to clone a mammal than say, a reptile or a fish?”
“Yes, Henry Wu of InGen has cloned mammals occasionally, but found it quite tedious because mammalian red cells do not have nuclei, where the DNA are located. You would need to find white cells, which are much less common than their red counterparts in a ratio of 2 to 12.”
“Reptiles and birds, on the other hand, have nuclei within their red blood cells, and Henry Wu is a genius when it comes to manipulating DNA.” Blue explained, frowning.
“Who is this Henry Wu that you speak of ?”
“Why, as a human being, Dr.Henry Wu is a tacky SOB who creates red-eyed, mangled-toothed fatherfuckers and is considered a most dangerous man with the most dangerous technology in the sad history of humanity. He attempted to use my blood to create a line of Indoraptors to sell off for military purposes.”
Seems Wu sounds a LOT like that sperm-slurper Validar, Lucina grimly thought.
The two of them chatted like this for the entirely of their walk until they reached Nifl Castle.
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Blue and Lucina had arrived at the castle of Nifl, but they were no guards to greet them. Well they were guards present-but they were frozen solid, and clusters of repenomamuses were busily gnawing away at the frozen body cavities.
I guess a species changes its behavior accordingly to the environment, Blue though as she and her partner pushed the gates open. They went inside the interior and up the stairs.
“Something tells me the weather outside isn’t the reason those soldiers were icicles,” Lucina said, walking behind Blue.”Would it be a bad idea to go into the kitchen wing and grab some potions for the upcoming boss fight?”
The charcoal velociraptor sniffed the solid,icy air. It stinged her nose. “I don’t see why not,” she answered. “though if you see some ANY creature, reppy or not, attacking you, don’t hesitate to knock their heads off.”
Blue waited at the second floor while Lucina brisky walked to the the kitchen downstairs. A few minutes later, she was back.
“Are you ready for certain? During the boss-fight there will be no pee-pee breaks, and no daddy in white shining armor with a shotgun and a motorbike crashing through the windows to save either of us. Understood?” Blue interviewed.
“No need for any of that,” Lucina replied. “Let’s get this over with. I feel as though my body is becoming a gelato cone.”
“Good. If my nose knows, she is just around the corner. Follow me.” the raptors headed to the corridor on the right and came across a door that read “Hrid’s Room: Out for Lunch”. They entered.
“Ugh. That was the fifth time someone has stepped in without my consent,” an icy voice hissed. “Do any of you thin-telligent organisms register the concept of knocking?”
A woman was lounging on an oblong bed spotted with various books. But not a regular woman. Her lower half was that of a boa’s, turquoise-green with purple stripes, and covered with icicles.Her hair-piece were icicles as well, and her Victorian-style corset colored electric blue and black made the entire “cool” effect perfect,considering her expressions suggested otherwise.
“What do you bipeds want?” The snake woman demanded. “Did you interrupt my inspirational reading just so you can become like those popsicles outside?”
“We just want to talk,” Lucina answered.
The snake snorted. “Don’t be honest with me, be honest with you. What you really came here for is my bloody limp body that you can use to nail onto this country’s gates like a crooked Christmas decoration. Is that it, O Exalted Princess?
“Why did you freeze the sun-god? Do you recognize the biblical effects the entire world will face?” Blue questioned, her face contorting in defense for her friend.
“Let me tell you this,” the Victorian boa began. “I am the future best-selling novelist Basilice, and I sincerely have no desire to kill you. But my mistress Sha’Rad Yuwi denied my request and forced to to sacrifice my writing skills for combative means. My writing may be on hold, but my mind is certainly not. Exalted Princess, have you ever actually considered the misery of your foes that killed them because you desired to make “everyone happy”?”
“.....You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs,” Lucina replied.
“ ‘I want everyone to be happy,’ ‘let’s end all suffering in the world,’ those are lines that make me want to vomit out the Niflites I ate yesterday. Those are the shallow,one-dimensional philosophies of idiotic eukaryotes who do not face reality.” Basilice sputtered out. “The light is full of lies, lies! People willingly bask in the glory of light so they never again have to experience the truth of the darkness below! Light is harmful, harmful! And not just the fact that overdosing on UV light promotes cancer on light skin. Do any of you bipeds know anything at all about plants other than the vascular system in high-school?”
“When plants grow, they break down soil to suit their roots for sufficient nutrient intake,” Blue raised her hand in reply.
“Precisely! Around 400 million years ago, during the Devonian period, mosses and ferns were starting to grow onto rocks near the coastlines, and inevitably, these early pioneers of the new world crumbled the rock into fine soil which washed out into the sea over thousand of years, and do you know what happened? Vertebrates started choking! Fishes here and there had no idea how to cope with this influx of mud particles from the land, their gills clogged with minerals. This, combined with volcanic eruptions, consumed all the available oxygen in the water and there were massive, massive, casualties everywhere! Because fishes and run-off from terrestrial photosynthesis do not go well together! This catastrophe makes your petty carnage across Jurassic Park and Fire Emblem look like a squabble between toddlers in comparison. And you little humans use the opportunity to view more serious issues as a excuse to lounge in your chairs eating chicken nuggets.”
“So I killed him! I killed that sick son of a bitch Helios because he’s a major liar, and I’m going to teach everyone that people deserve bad endings, everyone!” Basilice took out her Dragonstone. “And if you girls are truly good character down to the nRNA sequence, you might be spared and see everyone in the world smothered in the darkness that is free of any lies! No more pain, no more sadness!”
Blue and Lucina prepared their weapons. “Let’s fight!”
The story’s getting hot and thirsty guys ^u^ You might want to spray your genetic material at pregnancy art every once in a while reading. Enjoy!
Lucina was not surprised to hear that the next Aberrant Forms to target next were located in Ylisse. When she and Blue had returned to Askr, beaten up Teba and Warbler and threw back into their cells alongside Basilice, Commander Anna had announced to the raptors that their next mission will bring them to the Exalted Princess’s home country. This time, Lucina decided to have her daddy watch over the mercs and bring along the raptor squad. And Ryukami decided to lounge in the fish pond after several days of swimming in the open ocean.
When Chrom’s ex-wife Grima was righteously turned into a Wal-Mart store, the now King of Ylisse had declared open desertification to the already dry conditions of his country. He figured that by rendering his land inhospitable, neighboring countries would have no reason to invade. Indeed, when the local residents uprooted native grasses and drained the rivers, even goblins didn’t want to live in an area with barely any supply of water. But that also meant Ylisseans found it quite difficult to grow crops and petitioned to King Chrom to forgive his neighbors and open up to other nations.
But Chrom wasn’t having any of this shit. He had long since closed off any trade routes out of a deep-seated grudge for that cunt-licker Gangrel and proceeded to dessicate the ecosystem even further. And do you remember how Sha’Rad Yuwi had released a strain of flakka-induced rabies to the country? Well in truth, the virus didn’t kill off Ylisseans entirely, it just sped the catastrophe along. It wasn’t until after his retainer Frederick died did Chrom truly wished he partnered with Prince Xander of Nohr instead of taking his anger out on his non-family.
“I could really go for a drink,” Echo remarked, trekking in the hot sand. “If we don’t reach the boss of this level soon I don’t think I can refrain from spilling blood in front of you girls.”
“Well, it’s not exactly ideal, but all the nutrients an organism needs,” Delta said,”is condensed right in its kin. But Echo, you know, I know, and we all know that we need to stick together for survival and the last thing Blue wants is for us to dissect each other.”
“Umm, yeah, and don’t even think about lapping up your own pee,” Blue jumped in. “those mistakes of human beings who drink urine for “survival” obviously have too much free time on their hands.” She surveyed the wide desert environment, a few temnospondyl skeletons littered the sandscape.
Charlie, the little velociraptor, was panting. “Are we there yet? I’m even happy to eat plants if it means getting some nice cool H2O.”
Blue cocked her head to look at her youngest sister. “Tell you what Charlie,” she said. “when we tackle down this baddie of this level, why don’t we all go bathe in Askr’s moat? The trout swimming there are quite delectable I have to say.”
“But I’m so thiiirsty,” Charlie whined. “even now, the last water molecules I have in my body are leaving me.”
Lucina tapped her hand on the jungle-green raptor. “Now I might sound as convincing as say, Sole Survivor here but you’ve been a good girl Charlie.” She scrunched up her left arm, reveal bare flesh. “Here, if you have to , bite my arm and lap my blood.”
Blue’s eyes widened. “Future Witness, you do know that the moment my little sister chomps your arm, septic bacteria will flood your wound, right? There’s no medical help around here for miles.”
Lucina shrugged. “Sepsis or not, Charlie is in genuine need to rehydrate, and I want to do what I can to save everyone I love, including you.” The green-brown dinosaur sank her teeth into the Exalted princess’s bare arm. The navy girl flinched in response as warm,dark crimson flowed from Charlie’s jaws.
The blue-striped velociraptor sighed. “I can’t change your choice of action, but if you collapse on the ground because you got an infection, remember that it was you who initiated it.”
“No need to tell me,” the Exalted Princess replied maternally, Charlie suckling on her bloody arm.
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Blue didn’t like her counterpart’s decision, but she had to respect it. As carnivorous animals didn’t exactly practice oral hygiene after their meals, flesh-eating bacteria more often than not inhabited their mouths and despite Lucina applying sand, pressure, and a tunic fashioned from her cape unto her wound after nursing Charlie, the navy-blue raptor knew damn well it was only a matter of time before infection set in and ate away at Lucina’s arm, eventually requiring amputation at best. They had to hurry and complete their mission.
Unsurprisingly to Lucina prior to their departure, the Aberrant Forms were residing in the ruined castle in the former Halidon of Ylisse, which made traveling there a relative breeze. Aside from the occasional scampering compsognathus hopping about on some crumbling pillars, there wan’t really anything to impede the raptors’ mission to defeat the boss of this area.
Well, at least anything that wasn’t heavily armored or bearing a sharp saber.
Blue and company were about to take a step toward’s Luci’s former residence and a woman in orchid mounting on top of a spiky turtle-like ankylosaurus met them at the entrance.
“Howdy cutie babes!” the ankylosaurus greeted them enthusiastically, his eyes gleeming with endorphins. “It’s always nice when I get to see cute young women like you for these hard eyes!”
“Oh great, a wounded girl and four little lizards,” the white and pink woman remarked. “I ought to be killing my sisters and instead I’m stuck here with this pervy turtle and chopping up trespassers.”
Blue walked up to them. “Umm, hello. We’re here to see the boss of this level, and ideally, we would like to defeat them bore Future Witness here lands in critical condit-
WHOOOMP! A spike-laden tail ending in a hard club had just barely missed Blue as the charcoal blue-striped dromaeosaur leaped back. The ankylosaur was swinging his tail, stirring up a cloud of dust.
“Awww, do we really hav’ta go this route? I heard the world of Fire Emblem is full of hot voluptuous chicks and it’ll be such a disgrace if I smashed their frail bodies.” the chelonian-esque dinosaur commented, still thrashing his tail in confrontation.
“Grandpa Havoc, does it really matter whether we kill men or women?” The orchid woman sighed. “At the end of the day, anyone who stands in our way is just a walking juice-box with organs floating in it, gender or no gender.”
“Awww, but Zero, don’t ya think girls like you and those veloci-vixens make bloody anime and games more digestible? The viewers don’t want to experience a Chernobyl gas-leak 20 times a day.” the ankylosaur named Havoc protested.
On the other hand Blue and her sisters were at a standstill. The white woman named Zero could perhaps be taken out with the raptor swarming at her, but Havoc was proven to be a hard hurdle. Somewhere, deep within the fabric of their DNA, just like their ancestors knew 80 million years ago, Blue and her siblings knew ankylosaurs were the pinnacle of armored dinosaurs. A low-profile body enveloped with numerous osteoderms and spikes were already diffult to penetrate enough, then there is the delightful bit that fatal tail-club is more than blunt enough to break the leg bones of a tyrannosaur. Did I also mentioned that ankys’ heads were armored to the extent that even their eyelids took eye-protection to the extreme? The raptors could plan a surprise attack but they need to think hard, and fast-
“Okay Veloci-Volutuous-Vixens, since you’re at a lost here, I think I’m gonna make life easier for you gals and let you pass.” Havoc said.
Blue tilted her head. “...? Did I hear that just right?”
“Why yes, my dear dromeaosaurid theropod. You girls can proceed to the boss fight up ahead, on one condition.”
“And what would that be?” Delta asked.
Havoc smiled. “Why, since you gorgeous girls are in humanoid form, why don’t you unzip those pants and reveal them lacy bras to this tired anky here?”
“....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................are you fucking serious!?” the raptors exclaimed in shock and disbelief.
“I cannot say it is a lie. Even with rex blood pumped into a ya, no raptors can ever flip over an anyklosaurus like me, let alone the king of the dinosaurs. I’m just making things easier for y’all.” Grandpa Havoc eyed Lucina and her bandaged left arm. “and I think if she were to knock boots with my waifu Zero here, I think ya’ll and I struck a deal-OW!!”
Zero had jabbed her sword right in Havoc’s head out of annoyance. “If you’d like me to kill you for assuming I’m like my slutty sister Five, absolutely help yourself Havoc.” She hissed as she jumped off her comrade. As Havoc was trying her shake the erect sword off his head, Zero strided towards Luci and placed a small glowing blue orb in her hand. “W-what is this?” Lucina asked.
“Theorectically I can heal that fleshy boo-boo of your while bedding you child, but I am not a horny slut like Five, so I’m giving you this.” Zero said, not smiling. “this orb will prevent any infections to your body, at least in the moment.”
“O-oh. Thank you.” Luci bowed her head.
“As for you lizards though,” Zero continued to the raptors. “it IS possible to crush that pervy turtle-lizard thing but you’d have to use spears or magic. In other words: better luck next time!”
Though Delta wouldn’t admit it, she got a very sensational, soft, and wet feeling from hearing Zero’s bold statement. She looked at her other siblings, Blue, Echo, and Charlie, as well as Lucina. “Alright, we’ll shed our outer layers,” The green-blue velociraptor commenced.
And when the ankylosaurus Grandpa Havoc turned his head to see the girls pulling off their shirts, unzipping their pants, and patting their lacy underwear, the sword jammed into his head suddenly loosened and fell off. There was hardlt any better treat than to see cute females donning 2-piece lacy lingerie, revealing lustrous breasts, smooth thighs, and a full abdomen.
