#blue lake queue

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"license and registration, please."

I'm so sorry, officer. I had no idea I was going that fast. *slips poptart into police officer's breast pocket* would you consider leaving me off with a warning?

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charity work: listing the time stamps for jump scares in the comments section for YouTube videos

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today I thanked a guard member for not hitting me with a flag

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I love talking to people from private schools because, if I'm being real, public school is not too far from a post-apocalyptic teen romance.

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I haven’t been on Facebook that long but I have yet to see a Facebook post that isn’t a screenshot of a tumblr post that conveniently has the source cropped out.

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no matter how many times I listen to The Judge I still think something in my phone broke when the music repeats.

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friend group goals: intimidating judgmental parents, intriguing little kids to dyed hair and being a teenager.

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Reasons Why Being Short Rocks

• you can wear heels and not be taller than your date • "I'm too short, could you get that for me?" • really helps a curvy figure • people (aka boys you may like) are more inclined to put their arm around your shoulder, which I particularly enjoy. • it's nice to hug someone and hear their heartbeat. to know that they're there and that something in this world is real.