Agressively Left Handed

I'm Bridget. I'm all about respecting others. I play the flute. I compose flute quartets, trios, and duets. I conduct. I want to be an accompanist for musicals. In the meantime, I make jokes.

[spookiejim]

[bellaxiao]

no lie

[brainlesstroll]

i mean, the one about the boobs isn’t wrong…

[cotardkindrome1999]

this is why striaght people get flak

because they do dumb shit like this

[kikikid1412]

What the fuck is the “Lock Up Your Daughters” one?! Who thought that was cute?! Who thought that was funny?! Who thought that was a good idea at all?!?!?!

[sealedbeastnue]

My Straight Baby (Hes Straight) Is going To Fuck Your Wife

[cuntasticcc-deactivated20170204]

“I need a woman who can handle my load”?! What?

[soloontherocks]

space mom would never lie to us

[icarusflow]

I feel attacked

[tastefullyoffensive]

Happy as a dog in a donut. (via briellewestwood)

[destinyrush]

If you are not white in America, they’re going to criminalize you even though you’re actually a news reporter and carry expensive equipment. 

[dr-retrowave]

[dr-retrowave]

[mkultrafemme-deactivated2024031]

[gerrycanavan]

understanding art, lesson one

[krabbydon]

this will never not be funny

[rune-midgarts]

[bigthecat]

we made it

[penis-hilton]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[whoopsieclaisy]

People: Always follow your dreams, Sam!

Me: I am officially enrolled in college as a Music Performance major!

People: EXCEPT THAT DREAM

[clarinetfool]

I was supposed to have a solo but second clarinet decided to play it with me?? Like, what is he doing it’s mine??

[clarinetfool]

I’ve got it circled now let’s hope that little punk can read today

[instrumentastrology]

someone: so are you first chair? me: no, I’m the Alpha

[tchaikovskify-deactivated201712]

wind instrument that plays only sour notes

[ovadrive]

[mormonfacts-deactivated20190208]

[fluffmugger]

every time I see this my grip on sanity gets just that little bit slimmer