#blue shrek

[tposhi]

Shran is always following archers ship so he shows up as local on his space grindr

[darksidecarnival]

Mass Effect: Andromeda (2017)

[tposhi]

Thy'lek Shrek

[fay-go-fuck-yourself]

“No, blue shrek does not look like Martin”

-Me

[tposhi]

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Shran, of the Andorian Mining Consortium.

Restricted? I had no idea. We don't want to cause any trouble. We're looking for a rare element... Archerite. We picked up some promising readings coming from your system.

Of course, of course. But you don't mind if we finish our scans? Archerite is extreheheeeeeeemely valuable to us. Even a few kilos will pay our expenses for the next ten cycles!

We're not trying to violate your privacy. Our sensors are omni...directional. There's nothing to be concerned about!!!

😒 There’s no need for threats. We'll leave! BUT IF THIS SYSTEM DOES CONTAIN ARCHERITE, YOU JUST MISSED OUT YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO COLLECT A GENEROUS PERCENTAGE!

Take us out of the system. But not too quickly. The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

[dok-tah]

blue shrek being a jerk about the new patch :(

[vulcanslut]

i was watching a spanish show with my mom and

[ndphyl]

i wanna cosplay blue shrek,