Somewhere, in some universe, Steve Harrington is sitting on a lawn chair with sunglasses on, eating over -done steak that Hopper is grilling, watching young teens and grown ass adults running around like headless chickens looking for the Easter eggs he hid
(i.e. harassed into hiding)
Mike ‘I’m not a fucking baby’ Wheeler somehow got on the roof and is searching the gutters cuz last year Steve hid some up there, Will is on the ground with his arms out like he has a chance of catching him in case he falls
Lucas tapped out after being charged at by a squirrel (Max called him a pussy)
Dustin is stuck on a tree and everyone is pretending not to hear him yelling for help
Jonathan has been trailing behind Argyle, who is now sticking his hand in a rabbit burrow. They’re both completely blitzed.
Nancy and Robin are m.i.a (probably making out somewhere) after sneaking off under the guise of getting more colas
El has found the Golden Egg, which is huge and solid chocolate. She’s holding it like a proud mother.
And Eddie has Max locked in a duel with stick swords when they both reached for the same egg.
And yes, steve is jealous that Erica got to escape this circus to hang out with her friend Tina (he bets no one over there is at risk for rabies after having a stand off with a squirrel)















