#bob evans

[archiveofaffinities]

Bob Evans Restaurant, Brice Road, Columbus, Ohio, 1981

[bankstatement]

DND rating Matthew Goode characters. My picks: - Lawful Good- Finn Polmar, 'The Good Wife' - Neutral Good- Carl Morck, 'Dept. Q.' - Chaotic Good- Bob Evans, 'The Offer' - Lawful Neutral- Matthew Clairmont, 'A Discovery of Witches' - Neutral- Stanley Mitchell, 'Dancing on the Edge' - Chaotic Neutral- Antony Armstrong-Jones, 'The Crown' - Lawful Evil- Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias, 'Watchmen' - Neutral Evil- Charlie Stoker, 'Stoker' - Chaotic Evil- Kristof Lazar, 'Abigail' What do you all think?

[tangerinesgirl]

Happy belated Valentines Day! I thought I would do some Matthew Goode character headcanons for Love Day, since I did some Dan ones last year.

Characters mentioned: Kristof Lazaar, Carl Morck, Charlie Stoker, Philip Durrant, Bob Evans, Matthew Clairmont, Morton, Declan O'Callaghan

Warnings: Morton is a little dark, Bob has mentions of public sex, and Philip is just ungrateful, otherwise cute and fluffy mostly, and a little sexy! Gender neutral reader.

Kristof Lazaar: Showers you with gifts, anything you want, he buys. I'm talking room full of roses, chocolates, plushes, all the typical gifts. Lazaar also buys you a new outfit for the evening, a rose petal trail towards your bedroom after your date. He is very cliché... but it works. You love the idea of Valentines Day falling on Friday 13th this year with your very own vampire boyfriend. You watch horror movies together, introducing Lazaar to Friday The 13th as he has never seen it before.

Carl Morck: Of course he remembers (well, uh, on the day he does) Cute coffee shop date. He gives you clearly last minute gifts; a bunch of flowers, the last card in the shop with the price still on the back... But he does have one thoughtful gift put to one side (once he remembers where he hid it).

Charlie Stoker: He has had this planned for months. He gives you the outfit he wants you to wear tonight (plus sexy lingere for later). An evening in the best restaurant in town, he pays. You still find the room to snack on some ice cream back at home, but Charlie would rather have you as desert. He plays your favourite song on piano, before carrying you upstairs.

Philip Durrant: Doesn't care. You remind him today is Valentines Day when you give him your gift. He says it's tacky, he doesn't even open the card. Philip seems disinterested in the gift (but he uses it a few months later). You decide to buy yourself new lingerie, showing him. Only then does Philip perk up.

Bob Evans: You both give each other suggestive and naughty gifts. In the evening he takes you to the best nightclub in town where you both get hot and heavy. Bob isn't afraid to touch you up in public on the dance floor, and you let him. Everyone watches, some in awe, some in disgust. Bob simply cannot wait to get home to have sex with you, so you do it in the restroom. But that doesn't stop you from getting handsy in the taxi home, later leading to another round at home.

Matthew Clairmont: Very thoughtful and meaningful gifts that you will geniunely use. He asks you what you would like to do today, as well as having something booked later as a surprise. Followed by some romantic wine tasting at his place.

Morton: He gives you a very special cashmere silk outfit as a gift, the only one ever made as he killed the designer soon after. Morton dresses in typical Scottish attire for your date (that's right, kilt, no underwear), enjoying showing you off in public. Morton taps his sword under the table at the best restaurant, threatening the server and telling them everything has to be perfect. The server is very nervous, sweating as they bring out each course. Morton only relaxes when you say the food is delicious, sparing the whole restaurant from death. In a way, you were more powerful than Morton, being able to kill a man if he so much as looked at you. And you enjoy it.

Declan O'Callaghan: Literally the cheesiest, most romantic man ever. Declan is absolutely the type to propose on Valentines Day. The entire day is perfect, full of small dates and gifts. You give him some cute handmade gifts, which he adores, including a cassette tape of his favourite songs to play in his car. You also give him a little clover plush. He hangs it on his car mirror.

[vincentwhittman-vox]

I havent seen a fan made song in a minute that I liked but

"Welcome to voxtek" I was singing to myself at work

Me: "so come and join the family"

Alexis(manager): girl this ain't Bob Evans!

Me:....I never get any of yalls refrences

[rosalyn51]

Matthew GoodE 42 Management & Production Spotlight

Photo: Danny Moloshok/Reuters, Brent Helsel, Dania Maxwell/Los Angeles Times

[ryminadventures]

rymin at bob evans

chicken jockey 🗣️

[lovemadethemdoit]

explain to me how there is no al ruddy/bob evans fanfic out there!! and not even bob/barry fic?? no al/bettye fic?? what is happening????

[frenchcurious]

John Cooper, Bob Evans & Paul Smith.(CAM Motorsports - Nimrod NRA - C2 Aston Martin) 24 heures de Daytona 1984. © William Murenbeeld - Motorsport. - source Carros e Pilotos.