@somehowsentient requested link hangin out with the moblins and bokoblins. absolutely i love the blins. thought the baby should have stripes like a baby boar
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@somehowsentient requested link hangin out with the moblins and bokoblins. absolutely i love the blins. thought the baby should have stripes like a baby boar
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How it started vs how it's going.
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"The rats ate it."
@elle-rosewater gave me the fun dialogue prompt "we'll just tell them the rats ate it."
CW recent violence (someone eaten by monster). For whumptober, ofc.
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Shlag was not often surprised, but this made him squeal. “What are you doing?”
The sparse hairs along Kreetin’s neck stood on end as he spun around. Bits of flesh clung to his tusks. “What? Nothing.” He kicked out a conspicuous hoof, but the body was too large to hide behind him. “It wasn’t me.”
“Wasn’t you? Wasn’t you? You’re still chewing!”
Kreetin stopped chewing. “It’s not my fault!”
“Like hell it isn’t!” Shlag snarled, gesturing with his spear. “You were supposed to guard the hero, not stuff your face. When Lord Ganon finds out…”
Kreetin shuffled from hoof to hoof. He began to stink more than usual. Fear always did that. “You have to help me.”
“Why would I do that?”
“Because—because I won’t be the only one punished!” Kreetin blurted. Seeing Shlag hesitate, he grew confident, his beady eyes sparkling in the firelight. “That’s right. You know I’m right. Lord Ganon will…” He paused to gulp, confidence already fading. “He’ll have all our hides. Yours, especially, for not being here to stop me!”
“I was takin’ a piss!”
“Right. Off wasting time. Should’ve been here, at your post.”
A growl vibrated in Shlag’s throat. “Damn you, Kreetin.” He leaned around to get a better look at the hero, then groaned. “What a fuckin’ mess. There’ll be no covering this up.”
“It’s fine,” Kreetin said, picking at a stringy bit stuck between his largest molars, apparently reassured by Shlag’s situation. “We’ll just tell him the rats ate it.”
“The rats?” Shlag took a deep breath, then hit Kreetin over the head. The resulting squeal of pain made him feel slightly better, so he hit him again. “Fuckin’ rats? Rats don’t leave bites that big! Rats don’t break arms first!”
Kreetin rubbed at his abused skull. “It’s not that obvious—”
Shlag rounded on him with a murderous look. “If you say one more stupid thing, I’ll feed you to the rats!”
Kreetin pouted. It made his tusks look small. “So what do we do?”
Shlag tapped the butt of his spear against the ground as he thought. “Potions?” he muttered. “Do we have potions?”
“Not me.”
“I know you don’t. You’re useless. Maybe the wizzrobes? Or that scrub, Alfie. He’s pretty smart, for a plant.”
“I don’t like that scrub,” Kreetin grumbled. “He shot a seed at my ass last spring. Took hours to dig out.”
Shlag felt one of his eye plates twitch. “You probably deserved it. Anyway, that’s our plan. We get a potion, feed it to the hero…” He paused uneasily. “Potions work on corpses, right?”
Kreetin scratched his nose. “Not sure.”
Instead of striking Kreetin again, Shlag crouched down in front of the hero and poked at the largest of the bites. Globs of congealed blood stuck to his claw. “If we survive this, I’m going to kill you.”
Kreetin was quiet long enough that Shlag glanced back. He was entirely unimpressed by the nervous, toothy grin Kreetin offered, or the knife gripped in his stubby fist.
“Just protection,” Kreetin assured him. “I wasn’t gonna do anything. I need your help.” He blinked as he remembered their predicament. “And you need mine!”
To their mutual surprise, an alarm sounded within the castle. Seconds later, a squad of guards ran past the entrance to the dungeon, their hooves, talons, and claws scraping against the stone floor. One of them, a moblin with a heavily scarred muzzle, paused to look in. “Heads up,” she chuffed. “Looks like the other heroes—” She frowned at them, scenting the air, then gasped. “Is that the prisoner? What the hell happened?”
“Rats!” Kreetin blurted. There were still bits of the hero sticking to his chin.
Shlag sighed. He’d have to kill Kreetin sooner rather than later, for his own sake. “What’s this about other heroes?”
“They’re here, attacking, eight of them. Lord Ganon’s ordered us to engage.” She grimaced at the corpse. “They’re not going to be happy…”
“Maybe we can throw this one at them,” Kreetin suggested. “Make ‘em frazzled, you know?”
Shlag exchanged a look with the moblin. “Sure,” Shlag said. “Good idea, Kreetin. You do that, and I’ll back you up.”
Kreetin grinned. He really was too stupid to tolerate, but at least this harebrained plan would solve one problem. Shlag only hoped he’d survive the rest.
Bokoblin doodles
Sweet Grass!!! My botw/ totk oc :D
She’s a Bokoblin ‘chicken’ farmer who lives in Keelay Plain, West Necluda. She’s a proud mother of three who spends most of her time caring for her livestock, harvesting their eggs, and distributing them to the other Bokoblins in her settlement. Sweet Grass’s actual name sounds quite different, but the meaning is Sweet Grass, so that’s what I’m going with.
Bokoblin headcannons below the cut!