#boulevard blathers

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after all this trauma and strife and conflict and drama, they really said fuck it and came through with love and trust... the d20 crew cling to found family and i wouldn’t trade that for the world.

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Wow, if I had a nickel for every time a DM from a popular DnD series played a rat man on D20, I'd have two nickels — which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it’s happened twice.

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theo staying with liam in jail all night and keeping him company before his trial the next day.... riz staying in fabian’s room and standing guard over him all night after his encounter with whitclaw... kugrash staying with sofia and helping her sober up all those nights he found her black-out drunk in a back alley... it’s the murph instinct

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yes, all of murph’s characters are good good lawful boys hell bent on Protecting, but only at the deep cutting cost of having absolutely no fucking tact or charisma

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just my opinion but brennan should guest star on puppet history

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the bad kids start a podcast and it’s called my bad kid, my bad kid, my bad kid, my bad kid, my bad kid and me

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so i’m hoping we don’t skip over the part where it was suggested to theo that he cannibalise another gummy bear so that he didn’t starve to death, because what the fuck

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hm so!! you know how brennan has talked about if only one person had died in the battle against the corn cuties, they would have been perma-dead? my friend just pointed out that if that had indeed happened, since gorgug was the first to die, he would have been the one to get... permanently kicked off the island, so to speak.

and now i need you to imagine wilma and digby getting the news that their son, with his little tin flower and his little calm down song, was killed on his first day.