#bowel movements

[imstillalexcomic]

Rarely do I get the opportunity to have another comic artist looking over my shoulder while I’m working, but for a brief moment Luz @komorebigold saw what I was making and said something to the effect of… “Alex, what the fuck?”

My response?

“What?  Not every strip I do has to be a political bummer one.”

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In the event you ever wanted to hear me talk about my bowel movements, here’s a bit of amateur standup I did from eight years ago.  Behold male presenting Alex in all her glory:

I’ll take this opportunity to remind everyone to eat more fiber and drink more water. 

[chevx-ly]

girlhood is loudly and openly talking in detail about your bowel movements

[evilnonbinarywizard]

New hobby: take a bunch of magical super-laxatives, then let myself get possessed (by an old god, cursed artifact, demon, etc). They think that they are finally free after millenia, only to have the nastiest bowel movement of their existence. And because the laxatives are magic, only i can stop their effects. Getting to watch them lose hope as they trap themselves back into whatever I released them from in order to escape the pain is quite beautiful.

[autie-j]

So I mentioned that I'm getting a colonoscopy next month for some stomach issues I've been having (honestly for years now), and not to be tmi, but I kind of think of tumblr as my diary and I don't have anywhere else to vent. And uh yesterday was one of the worst days I've had. I had 15 bowel movements yesterday, thats not normal. Kind of wish my appointment was closer

[sour-4pples]

how do i politely tell my lovely friends that i must bounce because i need to poop

[blatentmisinformation]

When the sun is at its zenith during a solar Eclipse, an unknown phenomenon pauses all bowel movements in all creatures that witness it.

[dracula-fridge]

[brooklynndroplets]

Genshin Characters Ranked based on How Strong Their Bladders/Bowels are

note: i was meant to include bowels in the categories but i forgot, so just pretend that it includes bowels

rmember, all of this is MY opinion. if you don’t like, ignore ^_^