#boyyyyy

[3416]

i didnt catch shane being in an ad on tv the first time around oh my godddd he really is the golden boy

[every-suga-ever]

058: Back to Normal: Part 2

[sinbinned]

made it look easyyyyy

[mcflythrills78]

Photo by: deansherwood

[baejax-the-great]

There's a podcast I started listening to recently that's pretty decent. Not my favorite, but sometimes the host goes into topics I'm super unfamiliar with and it's a fun way to learn random things happening in other corners of the internet or how certain pop stars I don't think about often ended up being rightwing grifters.

However. There is one thing I noticed. And it is this:

The host has read precisely one book in the past two years.

I know which book it is, because he brings it up every other episode. Always the same book. Always praising the book and the author. Often whoever he has invited on will also praise it.

And I know it's been two years because I have listened to random episodes from his catalogue, and he never once mentions another book.

Every other episode, though, he'll remind us that he read this one. This one book. He reads, you guys. He read this book. It was sooooo good.

[jisuto]

[aur-eliaa]

Stooooop this is so fucking cute

[dear-mrs-otome]

Nooo Jude's 6th bond story 🥺

So he and Kate are out in town together when one of Jude's apparent never-ending string of 'people out to get him' spot them, and he has her run off with him to hide out in an alley together. As they're talking, there's the option to ask if he'd be sad if you died, and he's gets all pissed off like, the fuck kinda question is that???? You're with me, and nobody's dying on my watch.

Then he gets all mumbly tsuntsun on his next line and says

Jude: If you were dead, I'd be dead too.