May 21, 2018
Me: It’s okay, imma get up early and do it tomorrow
My brain: You know you a whooooooooollllllleeeeee damn lie
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Me: It’s okay, imma get up early and do it tomorrow
My brain: You know you a whooooooooollllllleeeeee damn lie
the amount of conversations my brain has with itself on the daily is concerning
me: Ah i love to lay down and go to Sleep
brain: its time to poop
me: ??? now?not twenty minutes ago?
brain: its the Poop Time
Me: I don't need to eat five cupcakes in one sitting.
Brain: You do.
Me: Why?
Brain: Why not?
Brain: You're a piece of shit
Me: But look at these people that like me
Brain: And you're a piece of shit what's your point
Me: Well when you put it that way
Me: *sees something that will make me feel bad*
Brain: Click on it, investigate, thoroughly investigate that, yeah, do that
Me: That seems like a bad idea??
Brain: Do it, it'll be awful, d o i t
Me: *does it*
Me: Hey maybe I'm not worthless.
Brain: Are you sure about that??
Me: Well--
Brain: Tell you what, let's you and me go look at some stuff and fix that attitude of yours.
Me: I--
Brain: Alright let's go!
Addicted to Tumblr
Me: All of these people are liking my stuff at three am. Don't they sleep? Why would you be up at three am?
My Brain: You are up at three am....
Me:Oh ya
My Brain: So... Can you tell me why you are up at three am?
Me: Cause I'm addicted to tumblr