#me vs brain

[thebiscuiteternal]

Me: Oh my god, we are literally one scene away from finishing this, can we focus please?

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[elvencantation]

me: i should get out of the bath i’ve been here for like an hour

lizard brain: no

me: but i’ll get a headache-

lizard brain: NO

lizard brain: hot water good and safe

me: but-

lizard brain: GOOD AND SAFE

[alienducky]

Me: Finally! Adulting is done for now so I can write fanfic for half hour.

My brain: Great! I had this really good Ladrien idea and-

Me: Woah there. I need to finish the Marichat chapter. I have 1, maybe 2 paragraphs, who am I kidding, just half a page and then chapter 3 is done and can be posted.

My brain: But Ladrien! LB being sneaky and playing Gabriel’s rules about dating against him and them being dorks in love! Or Adrien protecting Ladybug during an akuma attack and they get trapped in an elevator for however long! Or that Ladynoir prank fic you thought of last night where they’re trying to one up each other with the things they “borrow” from people! Or some cute Adrinette being sassy to each other, or-

Me: Stfu brain. I’ve been trying to write this one scene for the last 4 days. You can’t do this to me.

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I’m not finishing chapter 3 of Following Crumbs today either -_-;;;

[reheadspace]

Me: I love wearing hoodies but want to increase my level of comfort. I should make something that people can get into that zips up from your feet to your head so that you're totally covered up.

My brain: I think that's a bodybag.

Me: ...Do they come in blue?

[nyamafriend]

Stop, Brain

Me: I should so to bed

Brain: Hey you should be on Tumblr

Me: But I have school tomorrow and I wanna go to sleep-

Brain: Tumblr

Me: *opens Tumblr* Happy?

Brain: Now stay here for the next six hours

Me: Bu-

Brain: TUMBLR!!

Me: *is up all night on Tumblr*

Me: *Dead*

[crwatters]

Me: it's 4am, and I meant to be asleep 4 hours ago. Let's sleep.

Brain: I know I've been complaining about lack of sleep since you woke up this morning, but here's an idea for a story about 2 useless lesbians that fall in love via a coffee shop cliche.

Me: I'm not writing it. We're going to sleep.

Brain: then you'll forget about it completely by the time you wake up. Cmon, just write a quick note at least *evil grin*

Me: idk how you did that grin, and I'm suspicious, but fine, I'll write a TWO SENTENCE description.

Also me: *spends 45 minutes writing 700 words that's kinda a summary, kinda chunks of the story*

Brain: aw, that's better. Here's some happy chemical and let's be tired now

Me: fuck you

[jessie-channington]

Me, drowsy as hell: Ugh I should sleep, I'm so tired...

Brain: Wait WAIT!!! .... Remember when you almost fucked up today?

Me:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

me: why do i put up with you idiots

brain: you have a deep-seated fear of being alone, stemming from an underlying belief in your own worthlessness