My professor: (puts up a picture on the slides) This is a braincell, also called a neuron. Anyone want to guess how many the human brain has?
Me: (whispers) I have two but they're trying their best.
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My professor: (puts up a picture on the slides) This is a braincell, also called a neuron. Anyone want to guess how many the human brain has?
Me: (whispers) I have two but they're trying their best.
Couldn't find these anywhere, so I made them myself. Enjoy.
The braincell meme is like the clearest example of joke inflation. The original joke said “my last two braincells” and we all went “:o but you’re supposed to have millions of those ohoho an idiot indeed” then like a week later entire groups of characters were said to share one braincell and they’d be lucky to have it. This happens every time someone makes a joke, but this had like actual numbers I can point to. The numbers being two, one, and zero, but I never said I was holding the brain cell today.
Me trying to convince my last and only braincell that we HAVE to make responsible decisions
How many braincells you have based on your Oneus bias:
Ravn: 5 but they all freeze when he’s in sight
Seoho: -73626494836
Leedo: ??? 2 1/2 at most
Keonhee: -400 and an endlessly screaming Doraemon
Hwanwoong: -1.68
Xion: 1
The collective tumblr hivemind has 1/2 a braincell and it belongs to The Science Side
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These three have two braincells
Sypha has one, Trevor and Alucard have to share the other one