Mar 13
a witch cursing me: every piece of bread you try to toast will burn and you can’t do anything about it MUAHAHAHAHA
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a witch cursing me: every piece of bread you try to toast will burn and you can’t do anything about it MUAHAHAHAHA
me:
Bread jokes! 🍞🥐🥖🫓🥨🥯!
Get yr CHEAP bread jokes!
What did the loaf of bread say during a breakup?
You deserve butter.
*what does a piece of bread do when it's tired?
*it loafs around
Can we see your Human Ethari impression?
Oh! Okay, let’s see, give me a moment...
*ahem*
Bread and I don’t like warm weather. Too toasty! *finger guns*
Why do we humans call our money dough? Because everyone kneads it! *slaps thigh*
When do those pesky Moonshadow assassins take our bread? When we yeast expect it! *hoots*
These jokes may be crumby, but they’ll never get mold! *jazz hands*