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OC INFO MEME  |  Junior Deputy Rook Wylde

tagged by: The awesome @depyootee

Tagging: @wilddragonflying , @bosh---tet , and anyone else who hasn’t done it yet! (Seriously, show me them Deps!)

B A S I C S:

Full name: Rook Rhys Wylde

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Gay

Pronouns: He/him/his

Age: 33

DOB: 10/30/1985

O T H E R:

Family: Evelynn and William Wylde, parents, both doctors and supportive of their sons. One older brother, Kingsley, currently an Air Force pilot. (Save for in the Oblivion!AU)

Birthplace: Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Job(s): US Army Combat Medic Specialist, Junior Deputy of Hope County Sheriff’s Dept.

Phobias: Aichmophobia (fear of needles)

Guilty pleasures: Cigarettes, drinking, naps

Hobbies: Fishing, movies, shopping

M O R A L S:

Morality alignment: Neutral Good

Sins: Wrath, Lust, Greed

Virtues: Hope, Diligence, Fortitude 

T H I S - O R - T H A T:

introvert / extrovert

organized / disorganized

close-minded / open-minded

calm / anxious / restless

disagreeable / agreeable / in between

cautious / reckless / in between

patient / impatient

outspoken / reserved 

leader / follower / flexible

empathetic / unempathetic

optimistic / pessimistic / realistic

traditional / modern / in between

hard-working / lazy

R E L A T I O N S H I P S:

OTP: Poly!Seeds/Rook

Acceptable ships: Rook/Ryes, Rook/Sharky

OT3: John/Rook/Jacob

BroTP: Rook/Kim (He adores Nick, but Kim is much more level-headed and typically his go-to for advice and talking through his problems)

NOTP: Rook/Faith. He gets along with her well enough, there’s no abundance of hatred, but the Bliss makes him sick and just being around her is enough to leave him woozy and nauseous. 

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please tell me more about Rook ❤️❤️ A3, A8, B8, C4, F3, I6, L1

--Rook doesn’t acknowledge his anxiety but it’s there. He knows, logically, people don’t wind up as tight as he does for no reason. But he refuses to put name to it or accept that it’s something he has because he doesn’t have time to be anxious, he has to go and move and do. 

--Rook is absolutely a martyr. In canon, his whole mentality is “I’m going to go out as spitefully as I can.” He’s willing to die for the Resistance, to encourage people to fight. To prove to the Seeds that someone is willing to stand firm and say no.

--Rook isn’t funny when he’s trying to be funny. His jokes tend to fall flat. But when he’s not trying and just bitching, people tend to find him hilarious. He once made Pratt snort coffee out his nose when Sheriff told him to go talk to Hurk Sr. and Rook informed him he’d rather have sexual relations with his Egg McMuffin. 

--Rook doesn’t think he’s more or less important than anyone else until the Seeds start going after him. Then he purposefully elevates himself. Jacob’s going after the Whitetails? He’s heading into the mountain and telling Eli to pull everyone back because “he’s going to go after me the second I step foot there.” John’s terrorizing Fall’s End? “I’ll give him a call. See if I can’t distract him for a bit.” He knows he’s a temptation for the Seeds and he tells people that so they come to him the second the Seeds start pushing too hard.

--Rook could totally live in a tiny home. He just needs a bedroom, really, to make a house a home. Rook is one of those people whose house is just a really general and impersonal place, but his bedroom is clearly where his heart lies. As long as he could set that up to his specifications, he’d be just fine. 

--No. Rook needs different types of foods all the time. He can barely stand drinking coffee the same way every morning. Half the reason he throws weird food combinations together is because he needs the change. Growing up with busy parents meant there were some static meals in the rotation because they could cook in the crock pot or be made fast after work, so now that he’s grown he needs the change.

 --Rook’s gotten a lot more affectionate since I first made him. At first he was pretty cold and removed, basically seeing everyone in terms of how likely they’d survive an attack if he had to patch them up. Now he’s a lot more open and softer, making friendships for the sake of having friends. 

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(Thanks for tagging me @alcesalcez <3 <3)

Ten pics from my phone that describe me.

As per usual, I have no idea who's done this and who hasn't so I will tag both everyone and no one.

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Rook Wylde, all the I's! I wanna know this boy's gross diet.

What are their favorite kinds of flavors– Sweet, salty, sour, spicy, creamy, et cetera? Rook lives for salty things. Most of his snacks tend towards the salty aspect. That being said, he’s big on creamy stuff as well. His favorite snack bar none is Cadbury Eggs, he holds them against his coffee mug to heat them up, munches the top off, and pours the filling into his mouth. (He’s banned from doing this at work because...reasons. Also because he once poured the filling into his handful of Cheez-It’s and nearly made Nancy sick.)

Do they have any eating requirements or preferences? Allergies, vegetarian, organic-only, religious restrictions… Not really. Rook is, amusingly enough, semi-allergic to a certain level of cacao. If a dark chocolate is “too dark”, he gets hives. Does it stop him from eating it? Absolutely not. 

Are they vegan/vegetarian (if their overall culture/species generally aren’t)? If so, why? Do they think animal products are wrong in all circumstances? Absolutely not. Rook tends to stick to more “acceptable” meats, like beef and pork, but he’s going to eat whatever he gets. If it means eating deer or elk or what have you? He’s going to eat it. 

How often do they cook? Do they order out a lot? In canon, he does not. He basically orders out or makes something in the microwave. In Oblivion, he tries to cook for his mates when he has the chance, on days off and whatnot. His skills are still really sub-par, but he’s learning! And trying!

Are they a good cook? No. Rook once fucked up making instant oatmeal in the microwave. (He thought coffee creamer would make for a smoother oatmeal. It did not.)

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Rook and king A5

Rook is really good with change. He tends to be pretty malleable for big and small things. (The dude moved to Montana because he wanted change. He’s cool with it.) The only time he doesn’t like change is when it comes to his house. That’s his safe space where everything is where it’s supposed to be and he knows where all his stuff is.

King is...not. Change is a nightmare for him. He’s not stagnant, he just settles well into his role. Honestly? It scares the fuck out of him. Changing big things makes him panic and even small things, like taking a different way to work, leave him feeling off-kilter for the rest of the day. 

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so @redxluna tagged me in this “get to know me better!” thing so I’m gonna do the thing!

Name: Briana

Nickname: Bri or MoMo

Gender: Female

Star sign: Taurus

Height: 5′11 or so

Sexuality: Pansexual

Dream Trip: Honestly, I’d really like to visit the Netherlands where my grandparents are from. I think it’d be really neat

Average hours of sleep: I’m getting better! I average around 6-8 now!

Why I made a tumblr: A friend of mine whittled my resistance down until I agreed

Dogs or Cats: Both! I have more cats than dogs (3-1 ratio) but that’s simply because cats require less “getting up in the middle of the night for a month or so to potty train” (that is, if you’re smart like me and adopt adult cats who are already litter trained)

Followers: 1,466

Reasons for url: The twins are a specific type called monoamniotic or “momo” twins. And I am their mother. And the regular url was taken so I stuck a 2 at the end.

Who I’d like to know better: Everyone!! I feel so out of touch with my followers sometimes, I’d like to know all of you better!

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Nakmor Drack - A D E K

A (Aftercare)-- Drack is kind in the aftermath. Krogan mating is...not the gentlest thing in the world. And in the middle of a rush, he’s too obsessed with getting his partner under him, getting inside them, to be as careful as he ought to be. So afterwards he’s gruffly concerned, checking them over for injuries, praise laced with teases as he revels in the comfort of another body held in close to his.

D (Dirty Secret)-- Drack’s not exactly gonna admit it outright, but he’s got a bit of a kink for the arrogant squishy humans. Anything that’s as tenacious, as screechingly obstinate as most of them are, gets his blood running hot in just the right way

E (Experience)-- Drack has this in spades. You live as long as he has, you lay with as many people as he has, you pick up a few tricks of the trade. He doesn't brag, of course, he’s too old for that bullshit, but he’s definitely going to be a dark horse for whoever goes to bed with him thinking that his age is going to make him...less.

K (Kink)-- Drack strikes me as the type to actually get off on romantic stuff. He doesn’t get much of it, knows how rare and sweet softness is in a world like theirs. So the whole “candles and low light and gentle sex” shtick? That’s his fetish.

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jkl with soldier76

I’m gonna go ahead and play this as current canon soldier76, not pretty boy SC Morrison bc that’s not fun at all

J (Jack Off)-- Soldier isn’t really one for it, not anymore. Too obsessed with finding answers and doing whatever the fuck he think he’s doing by beating up any wrong-do-er’s he comes across. When he does indulge, I’m betting money on it being quick and dirty. Almost perfunctory. He knows what he likes, know what works well. A few quick pumps when he’s in bed or in some alley when adrenaline’s pumping through him and he’s gotta shake it before he goes on.

K (Kink)-- I’m gonna go for the easy on here and say he’s got a wicked dominant side. I mean, the voiceline alone. “That’s sir to you.” He likes it when people listen, when they obey, especially if they’re kinda resistant at first? This is the guy that basically comes in his pants when his partner finally dips their gaze and murmurs “yes, sir.” 

L (Location)-- Soldier76 strikes me as one of those people who now likes the thrill of being caught. Before it would’ve been a scandal, totally unacceptable. Now? He gets off on the idea that someone could see him fucking his partner in an alley or in a room with the door left purposefully ajar. Because no one in the world would guess it’s prim and proper Commander Morrison getting down and dirty in the public eye. So really, anywhere that’s juuust off the beaten path enough that he could get seen or heard.