Lmao, what?
The one time you were allowed to flirt with Drack
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Lmao, what?
The one time you were allowed to flirt with Drack
Drack is like: Hello all my grandkids. Who can grandpa kill for you today? No one, I'll find someone then.
Meanwhile Wrex is just: These are my younger siblings. Yes they are idiots but they are my idiots. Oh Shepard did a war crime, fuck it they had a reason. Garrus is murdering criminals on Omega, that's my brother! Can't wait for Tali to be an admiral. Liara could murder me and I would laugh
(Originally posted in a mass effect discord. Thought it was funny enough to repost here too.)
Nakmor Drack - A D E K
A (Aftercare)-- Drack is kind in the aftermath. Krogan mating is...not the gentlest thing in the world. And in the middle of a rush, he’s too obsessed with getting his partner under him, getting inside them, to be as careful as he ought to be. So afterwards he’s gruffly concerned, checking them over for injuries, praise laced with teases as he revels in the comfort of another body held in close to his.
D (Dirty Secret)-- Drack’s not exactly gonna admit it outright, but he’s got a bit of a kink for the arrogant squishy humans. Anything that’s as tenacious, as screechingly obstinate as most of them are, gets his blood running hot in just the right way
E (Experience)-- Drack has this in spades. You live as long as he has, you lay with as many people as he has, you pick up a few tricks of the trade. He doesn't brag, of course, he’s too old for that bullshit, but he’s definitely going to be a dark horse for whoever goes to bed with him thinking that his age is going to make him...less.
K (Kink)-- Drack strikes me as the type to actually get off on romantic stuff. He doesn’t get much of it, knows how rare and sweet softness is in a world like theirs. So the whole “candles and low light and gentle sex” shtick? That’s his fetish.
“Drack, care to explain?”
“Nope.”
I like how the music when Drack shows up is so dramatic like "a new enemy approaches" but in reality it's "here's a new grandpa"
Can you do more squadmate Reyes dialogue but with Drack, Peebee, And Vetra in the nomad? If it's not too much I'd like to see your take on Reyes giving her a talk before the last mission. Yours are just so good and in character.
Ah! Thank you so much. I’m glad you liked them :) For new readers, you can find Part 1 here.
As requested. Hope they’re alright?
The Nomad (Warning: massive spoilers)
Drack: Say kid, where’d ya learn how to fight?
Reyes: [laughs] I am what you’d call self-taught.
Drack: Ha! That explains it.
Reyes: Explains what?
Drack: Why you’re so damn sloppy.
[If Ryder lets Peebee save Kalinda]
Reyes: Peebee, this Kalinda sounds like a real piece of work.
Peebee: Eh, I’m over it.
Reyes: Are you?
Peebee: I kinda have to be. It’s not like Ryder can just go around killing my ex and make all my problems go away.
Ryder: Peebee!
Reyes: [chuckling] point taken.
[Continuation of this post]
Vetra: Okay, well, when did you become this “good” pilot?
Reyes: When I was 16.
Vetra: Wow, really?!
Reyes: What? You asked. I answered!
Vetra: Okay then. Who did you work for?
Reyes: … People.
Vetra: [groan]
I’ll do final mission dialogue some other time when I am emotionally prepared haha! It’s hard trying to do an emotional Reyes, or at least one trying to show concern given what little we get.
this is, by far, the worst thing i’ve made but this is, also, my one and only contribution the mass effect fandom.
per request of @muffinkeeper‘s post asking for someone to draw him in this hat, and here, i have done so.
i have failed space lizard grandpa