#bribe

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"No Person holding any Office [in the United States], shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present... of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State." — US Constitution, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8

[theonion]

Groaning as he scrolled through the terms and conditions and agreed to hold the platform harmless in the event of a financial loss, local man Ben Tormos told reporters Monday that he couldn’t believe he had to download a stupid app just to bribe the president. “Why can’t bribing the president be as straightforward as doing a dead drop of a briefcase in a parking garage like it used to be?” said Tormos, complaining that he had to link his bank account to a cryptocurrency exchange and make space on his phone by deleting some of the apps he used to bribe other world leaders and public officials. 

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[motazpress]

Trump's statement: "Aid will enter Gaza"

While my child was trying to cling to any chance of survival, I lost my only child. My child was killed. He will not live hungry anymore!! Please do not leave my family. Save my family, even if one meal is enough for $25, or any help. Do not ignore their cries for salvation. You are their only hope.

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Donate to help Motaz and his family survive

Hello, my name is Ash, I'm fundraising for my friend Motaz.  Motaz is a journalist living in Gaza who has frequently been displaced from hom

[rownou]

Which Bridget one?

This one , , ,

God it's outdated as hell

[blondebrainpowered]

By Tom Gauld

[7itch0zero]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was trying to bribe God into turning me into a Blue Pikmin.