#brides of tech

[talesfrommedinastation]

Only daughter of five here, and the second oldest kid in the family. Parentified since forever and still pulling the most emotional labor.

Stoutly disagree on this.

No guilt tripped knifeboi here for me. No.

Give me a dependable, sassy, easy-breezy, focused, quick thinking, efficient guy who is in the background making sure my oil’s changed, all schedule’s are completed, he’s done the taxes already, and we’re going out to dinner because he found a Groupon for a kid- friendly restaurant.

“Focus on your work, baby, it’s under control.”

Give me….this myopic dingaling with his Receding Hairline of Glory.

“Get in, loser—we’re dropping the girls off at your moms and then going to a death metal concert!” - my IRL husband on my birthday

BRIDES OF TECH UNITED!

[auntie-venom]

So that popular DnD class/race quiz that is going building up popularity on here and Twitter recently was built by my husband.

D&D & Me | What D&D Character are you?

Take the survey to find out what kind of D&D character you would be in real life!

This weekend he got an alert that his bandwidth that hosts this website was about to run out on the plan he has and he was VERY confused. Turns out his little quiz is going viral on Twitter and he had no idea.

He's been spending the entire weekend trying to make sure it doesn't crash and trying to figure out how this trend started, but he is just flabbergasted he's had two million view on it this month.

Another fun fact: he built this website 3 years ago when I sent him the original test to take and he got real huffy over the bad mobile Ul and then spent a day rebuilding it all. He didn’t create the questions, just shined it up to make it more useable. He simply built it out of annoyance so he could use it better, then shared it with everyone.

Anyway, I just wanted to brag about and give a shout out to my husband cause he's rad and nerdy as fuck.

[talesfrommedinastation]

(from Reddit)

Some Fans: EW LOOK AT THIS OLD MAN!

Other Fans: YES DADDY.

I love this man’s hairline and saggy assed face. Give me sassy 401k holding, mature, partner-in-law-firm, no student loans, District Key 3, board member, Tech.

He’s a smart mouthed survivor who does not put up with shit.

No baby faces.

(Though he’s exhausted at the end of the metal concert you went to, he enjoyed his Old Fashioned and the music but he wants his BED RIGHT NOW.

And he insisted on going in old Duluth jeans, hiking boots from 2015, and a hoodie he got in Wisconsin Dells at one point that permanently smells like bonfire.

“You know what’s metal? NO GIVING A SHIT!”

All of this was a couple of nights ago on Valentine’s Day with my husband of 10 years.)

[talesfrommedinastation]

“The constant mention of my genitals is starting to concern me, Captain Saavedra,” Tech smarted back as he put his data pad down, his hands on his chair, and leaned right back into Toivo’s face, “It almost seems as if you have been thinking about them since you walked into my office.”

-Tech, 'Of Void and Chaos, Part 6' To Guard Against Titans

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The ultimate weapon against Toxic Masculinity is Neurodiverse Honesty. Brag all you want, you won't impress the unimpressed.

And Officer Goggles here absolutely knocks it out of the park in this chapter. Seriously, if you need Tech annihilating arrogant jerks verbally, strap in.

Oh, lest I forget, the blond jackass to the right?

Meet Commander Toivo Saavedra, patriotic Belter, smuggler, womanizer, OPA terrorist, pilot, and Overall Asshole. He's going to be a thorn in the side of both the Rocinante crew and Clone Force 99.

Read more here: To Guard Against Titans - Chapter 7 - Mightymeatmuffin - Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]

[auntie-venom]

The fact that my husband said this to me during a bantering dispute:

With no hint of intentionally quoting it, really doesn’t help the allegations he is fighting that he is a Tech variant.

[auntie-venom]

Guess who’s building a Tech cosplay this year for her husband.

This dork.

😎

Merry Chrysler

Please send prayers and help.