#bruce wayne batman

[x1nn3]

Clark is exactly where he wants to be

[ali3nb3etle333]

Brucey.

[thegothicchangelingthesequel]

Jason: Happy Ides of March! Death to Dictators!

Bruce: Jason, we don't kill and we don't wish death on people.

Jason: Careful B, you're starting to sound like a dictator.

[thegothicchangelingthesequel]

I don't want good parent Bruce or bad parent Bruce I want flawed, complicated, mediocre parent Bruce

[mybabyjasontodd]

“Can you imagine your Batman comforting a scared child? If yes, congratulations that’s a genuine Batman. If no, you haven’t written Batman, you’ve written Punisher with a funny hat.”

we've all heard it many times but this line is wrong.

not the Batman line... no, Bruce does and has comforted children MANY times. That is his character... but that Punisher line???

Frank has comforted children multiple times yall. So has Bruce. Let's stop pitting two characters against each other and making up lies to boost the other, alright?? Can we do that?? <3

Frank with kids:

- Punisher Holiday Special #3, Punisher Intruder (Issue 51), Punisher Kill Krew #1

Bruce with kids:

- Batman: the Dark Knight #10, Batman (1940) #423, Batman Turning Points #5, Nightwing (2016) #112

[tocka-irbis]

how would each of the dc characters react to having a bf that accidentally falls asleep mid sex before everything gets freaky because they're so relaxed

Initially, I thought that the reader was lust drunk and passed out but since you said relaxed I took a different approach. Sorry if I misinterpreted what you meant;;

I was also considering adding Question (Vic Sage), Hal Jordan and Kyle Rayner (Green Lantern) but decided against it.

With basis of them just getting into it after some or a little foreplay:

At first Jason might think you're messing around until you start to snore. Maybe he'd ride you while you get some rest if he's feeling too worked up to go to sleep. You guys (probably) talked about this before since he's normally out doing organized crime at the dead of night.

Roy might settle with cockwarming you unless you had promised him to fuck him earlier. He's reasonable enough to wait at least a couple minutes before nudging you awake— it's not the same if it isn't you touching him.

It's hard to say how Dick would react, maybe he'd laugh it off and tuck you in seeing that you look so comfortable. Or ease you awake with teasing touches. I think it really depends on the mood he's in that night.

While Bruce can be patient— he has his no problem with staying tucked by your side. But if you've already gotten the tip in, he's likely to be a bit frustrated when you don't start moving. Taking initiative on either taking you to the root or out, he will definitely have you make it up to him later though.

Poor Clark would stay put no matter what position you had him in. That is if he isn't feeling too needy, he'd wait for you to wake up and rightfully demand you give him what he oh so patiently waited for. And you wouldn't have the heart to deny him that, would you?

Definitely expect to get hexed or cursed by Constantine if you doze off mid-fuck. Not to say he isn't into the idea of using you while you sleep but he really likes the way you handle him. He might feel inclined to use a spell to jolt you awake but then neither of you are going to get out of bed anytime soon.

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