#dick grayson robin

[zeldareference]

what if the ROBINS had YOUTUBE 😂😂😂😂

anyway, silly AU where the robins have an official youtube account that gets passed down along with the robin mantle idk bro im bored

calling THE BATMAN and THE JOKER at 3AM!!!! (REAL) (NOT FAKE) (NOT AI)

me when i lie

[mr-badjokes]

i just saw him knock out like five riddler goons in a row like bffr batman

[rangelssss]

me, myself, and I

[bats-and-the-birds]

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

[papysanzonew]

Protective dads <3

[larkralbirdy]

first time dad (click for better quality 😛)

[gradientspectre]

POV: you just watched this kid punch his own tooth out so you'd get in trouble

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

Bruce Just-became-a-parent Wayne having no idea what things he should or shouldn't allow because, well, no one told him 'No' growing up.

And just letting Dick get away with the most insane shit.

*At a fundraiser*

Random rich lady:... I can't believe how these young people are behaving! All covered in tattoos and piercings, God.

Bruce: Right, right.

Random rich lady: I would never allow my children to do something like that, In my time–

Bruce: You Wouldn't!????

Random rich lady: Wha– No! Of course I wouldn't! Beside, my kids are too young–

Bruce: YOUR FIFTEEN YEAR OLD KIDS ARE TOO YOUNG!??

Random rich lady:

Bruce: Shit. FUCK. Excuse me, I need to make a call. *dials number furiously*

Bruce: Alfred! I need you to stop Dick at front door. Do NOT let him leave the house!

*A month lather*

Dick entering Bruce's office: Hey, Bruce!

Bruce: Hey, Chum. What is it?

Dick: I just wanted to remind you that you promised to get me a certain something for my birthday next week.

Bruce: Oh, right...

Dick: Yeah, wouldn't want you to "change your mind" like with the piercing. You did promise, after all...

Bruce:

Dick: And it would be pretty villainous of you to break your promise... again.

Bruce:

Dick: Alright, that's all. Bye! *runs away*

Bruce, quietly picking up the phone:

Bruce: Hi, Mrs. McAllister. It's Bruce Wayne, we met at a fundraiser last month... Yes, the very same, heh...

Bruce: Say, hypothetically, if your kids were to ask for a motorcycle for their birthdays, that would be okay, right?

Bruce, closing his eyes: It wouldn't?... Right, of course. Fuck