BSD CHAPTER 95 SPOILERS BELOW
I HAVE NO CLUE WTF THEY'RE SAYING OR WHAT CHAOS IS HAPPENING BUT HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT
quick recap for those unaware of what's going on:
dazai and fyodor are in a prison for ability users called Meursault, aka the name of a character from Albert Camus' "The Stranger".
nikolai dragged bby sigma into all of this turmoil and that has become a meme
also dazai has no ass so rip that 🅱ussy
NOW THE QUESTION IS, WHO IS THAT PERSON WHO BROKE INTO PRISON??
we know that they 1) have short legs, 2) are deadly, 3) have particular looking shoes
general consensus: it's chuuya
this makes sense, given that he has LITERALLY DISAPPEARED FROM THE MANGA FOR 3989235 YEARS AND US SIMPS WANT HIM BACK
also, the shoes match and he's short he might be coming back for dazai
my issues with this: chuuya may be tiny but HE HAS FKKIN LONG LEGS, AND THE STYLE WITH WHICH EVERYONE WAS INJURED IN THAT PANEL?? NOT CHUUYA STYLE, if it were chuuya, the walls would be bashed in and there would be less blood and more crushed bones. this is too gory to be his work
second theory: akutagawa came back from the dead to save his senpai
my take on it? yall aku simps rly think your love for him can bring him back from being a vampire 😹🙏
third theory: some character we've seen before from the port mafia, like mori, kouyou, paul verlain (from storm bringer). i've checked out the list of pm executives, and there is one dude whose identity hasn't been revealed, they're called "the Colonel" and i'm 99% sure they're dead so no biggie.
fourth: a completely new character. yes i would love more hot ppl to simp over, but that isn't something asagiri would do imo
fifth: AGATHA. AGATHA CHRISTIE COULD VERY WELL BE THIS PERSON BUT WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH INFO ABT HER YET SOO
NOW ALL OF THESE ARE WONDERFUL BUT
ALEXANDER PUSHKIN ESCAPED FROM THIS FACILITY (referring to the prison)
PUSHKIN WAS WORKING UNDER FYODOR IN THE RATS IN THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD
i mean ofc he got his shit rocked by fukuzawa and mori but let's put that aside
PUSHKIN WAS ONE OF RUSSIA'S MOST PROMINENT WRITERS AND SOME REGARD HIM AS THE FOUNDER OF MODERN RUSSIAN LITERATURE, I REALLY HOPE HE GETS MORE SCREENTIME
that being said, to add the detail that he escaped from the prison is an odd little detail, and Asagiri isn't the type to leave plotholes
even if only the top brass of the military know about its location, don't you think an escaped convict, who served under fyodor and would probably love to get him out
no we're not going to be thirsting about dazai's feet, unfortunately
while it APPEARS it might be nikolai's ability, he distorts space in a clean cut frame. this is too messy to be his work
AS IN NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE'S ABILITY
REMEMBER HOW IN CHAPTER IDONTREMEMBER HE GOT CAUGHT BY LUCY IN HER ROOM??
RANPO MIGHT BE HAVING A PLAN B YK
ok maybe i'm reaching but the rats in the house of the dead might not be completely dead
this could also very well be an alliance/ mori forcing pushkin and the other rats in order to help them stop all of this. mori is the only one who is smart enough to look for help in these types of people, and while it COULD be only a single individual, breaking into the prison that held the world's two biggest assholes strongest ability users requires a lot more planning than to simply go it alone
