Vlog Entry #1
Can I post this and take it down two seconds afterwards so no one sees it?
1. What is your full name? Does it have a special meaning? If you could have another name, what would it be?
My name is Richard James Cheshire. The only meaning it has is that my dad picked it because I looked like my mom and my mom called me Ricky. Names don't mean much, I'll stick with this one.
2. How old are you? Where were you born? Did you move around a lot or did you stay where you were born?
I'm sixteen. I was born in Wonderland. We always stayed in the same house, but I hid in various places throughout my lifetime in Wonderland.
3. Now, go into your iTunes Library! Using only the songs in there, can you choose the song that explains your life? Your epic battle song? The song you die to? The song you fall in love to? The song that plays when you walk down the hallway on the first day of school?
It seems pretty dumb to describe your life with songs. Whatever, though. My life song could be Free Now by Sleeping with Sirens. I don't fight, I don't need an epic battle song. What the fuck makes battles epic? I guess that could Rhythm of Love by Plain White T's? I don't listen to music when I walk down the hallway on my first day of school. I prefer interacting with everyone.
4. Who is your favorite Disneyworld Hero? Why is that? Would you want to be in their shoes if you had the chance?
I don't have a fucking hero of Disneyworld. Everyone that I've heard of or met is incredibly wrong in most of what they do and just a bad person.
5. If you were kicked out of your home, where would you go? The woods? The city? A friends house? How would you try to survive without a family?
I'd go to the woods. Surviving without a family? Is that difficult for most people? I don't have a family. Or at least, I don't have one that wants me.
6. You’re able to go back in time to any era, but where do you go? Why do you go there? Do you believe you were supposed to be born in that era?
I'd go back to when my mom said whatever it was that pissed off the Queen and tell her not to do it. Tell her that by doing that, she ruins her son's life.
7. What if we told you that, on Earth, there are people that look exactly like you? What if we told you they were famous? What do you think they’re doing? Would you want to meet them?
I wouldn't really care. It doesn't matter one bit, nor will it change anything in my life. Who gives a fuck about it?
8. Assuming you actually go to History Class, who is your favorite historical figure? Does he/she come off as a good guy or bad guy? Do you want to be a hero or a villain?
Once again, I don't have a favorite. I'm indifferent towards most and hate the rest.
9. What is your favorite book? Why? If it were turned into a movie, who would you want to be faster as who? What scene should definitely be there?
I suppose Catcher in the Rye? It's the one I've read the most out of the nine or ten books I have. All the scenes? Why should some be cut out?
10. What do you want to do when you grow up? Why do you want to do this?
I have no idea and would rather not think about it.
11. How is your relationship with your family? If we sent you home today, how would your arrival go down? How would you feel about that?
Is that a fucking trick question?
12. Do you believe in love? Is love something that people need to live, in your opinion? If you were able to find true love, would you take the chance?
Yes, I do. Everyone needs at least one form of love to live, you need someone to actually care about you and want you around. I think I would.
13. You were one once upon a time! So, do you like children? Do you have any younger sibling that you would love to trade places with? If you could have a child, would you?
I really like children, but I'd never have any. Definitely not. I don't have a younger sibling. Nor do I want one.
14. A lot of horrible things have happened in Disneyworld. Child Abduction, Near Genocide, War, etc. What is your opinion on what has been going on? Do you think your generation will turn
Everything is dumb. The world is dumb, the rulers are dumb, and the rulers to come are even dumber.
15. You can end this with any three words that strike your fancy!
This was stupid.
