#bug puns

[starspindle]

It's pride month spindle, you know what that means

Any Bi-tterflies or Car-pan-der ants wanna join?

[gingerbreadeel24]

What if like there was a secret society of bugs and the mob was called the mothia and it’s leader was called the moth father and it’s members were called the mothioso

[sock-to-the-third]

Silly Jokes about Bugs

By Michael Dahl

I’ve been on a quest to read as many pun books as possible and this is one of my favorites.

For example, what do you call a bee’s butt?

It’s bee-hind.

*accompanying visual of bee curling on it’s back going “woohoo! It is!”

Which if that isn’t the cutest thing ever, idk what is.

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Later on though Dahl is making puns that I can imagine characters like Papyrus losing their shit over.

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Sans: oh, this is a good one

Papyrus: let me see!

*tries to grab book but Sans pulls away*

Sans: what’s the biggest kind of moth?

Papyrus, who is a dictionary of animal facts: That’s easy! It’s the—

Sans: a mam-moth

Papyrus: LIES! A mammoth doesn’t even have an exoskeleton! Gimme that!

*papyrus and sans wrestle to get the book*

Sans: what’sthebiggestkindofelephant?

Papyrus: NOOOOOO!

Sans: AN-ELEPH-ANT—ack! UNCLE!

*once Papyrus gets Sans in a headlock*

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XD it would be too fun to watch unfold.

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

...or maybe. a BotFLY on the wall! ...get it. bc there were maggots...and.... and Launda is dead.... get it....

[lady-charinette]

If Chat Noir were a bug...

Chat Noir: M'lady! If I were a bug, what bug do you think I would be?

Ladybug: A ladybug?

Chat Noir, grinning: No! A caterpillar!

[emwalks]

It’s spooky season! Here is a drawing of me in a bee costume!

[dpn-datalogs]

“Hey Manny, I just had a premonition! I saw six whole hours into the future!”

“Wow, really?”

“MANNY NO DON-”

“Yep! I had a 2020 vision!!!”

“GOD DAMMIT I KNOW YOU’VE BEEN HOLDING ON TO THAT ONE SINCE APRIL!!!”

“Happy New Year, folks!”

[nice-weather-were]

Bugs are a lower species, Unless the're flying.