“An armless, hairy creature with goat horns and eagle-like beak and claws that lives on trees, dropping on its victims from above. Whoever hears their repulsive call assumes it is their loved ones calling, and clothing woven from its fur can turn the wearer invisible”, @bugcthulhu (source)
“During the act, known as El Salto del Colacho (the devil jump) or simply El Colacho, men dressed as the Devil (known as the Colacho) in red and yellow suits jump over babies born during the previous twelve months of the year who lie on mattresses in the street. The "devils" hold whips and oversized castanets as they jump over the infant children.“ - Wikipedia
After the ordeal in Fahranur, Taimi was left clearly shaken by the experience. She was avoiding using Scruffy to get around, instead stubbornly walking around despite the agony it caused her. Not a moment went by without her hissing through her teeth in pain, legs threatening to give out underneath her.
Braham had had enough.
“If you’re not gonna use your golem, I can just carry you y’know?” He offers as they set up camp in the underground Sunspear hideout beneath the Astralarium.
Taimi stares at him in surprise. “Excuse me?”
“Y’know, like on my shoulders?” Braham states, pointing a thumb at himself. “You used to sit up there all the time.”
The asura’s mouth forms a flat line as she continues to stare. “I’m not a kid anymore, I can manage just fine without you.”
His stomach sinks like a rock in mud. “O-oh, right. It’s just, you’re walking.”
“I’m not incapable.” Taimi deadpans, thumbing through a datapad with an annoyed look on her face. “I don’t need you coddling me like when I was younger.”
“Oh.”
“And, like,” She sets the tablet down. “I’m glad you’re back and all, but you can’t just expect me to pretend nothing’s wrong! It’s been 2 years, I don’t even know who you are anymore!”
She was ranting now, but Braham keeps his mouth shut and sinks in shame as she continues.
“You weren’t here! You have no idea what we’ve been through, what I’ve been through!” Tears were swelling in her eyes, “I’m not going to pretend things are good between us when you’re acting like an entitled jerk!”
“Taimi-” He stammers.
“I don’t want to hear your excuses, Braham.” Taimi declares. “I want to hear an apology.”
I'm personally distressed at how Arctozolt appears perpetually sick because it can't handle its body temperature
I’m personally distressed at how Dracovish isn’t even assembled properly. Its head is on the end of its tail while its flesh is completely exposed in cross-section. How is that thing alive?
What if you mashed Princess Dragon Mom and Belvera so it's a priestess/cult leader rallying for the fall of mankind and an era of kaiju dominion over the Earth --> becomes a kaiju herself intent on being the one to make it happen
That might be a little redundant given one of the other kaiju-fied humans I have planned, but I think I may have an alternate solution that could work...
All your talk about mayo is making remember how since I was a kid I dipped fries on egg yolk and ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE i've ever met on the internet reacted with nothing but disgust at the idea
That sounds pretty great. I mean, it’s fairly widespread to dip toast in runny egg yolk, and some people will put their egg yolk on their hash browns.