#bunny constantine

[widdleguy]

Ugly ass rabbit

[kiki-lulu]

RUN

[bluboothalassophile]

Bunny!Constantine and Bunny!Raven, one shot, please?

Hello my fellow Slytherin,

I got another few requests for this Bunny AU so i’m going to make yours part one of them, so I know it’s short, but I hope you enjoy! =)

Daughters…

Now, John Constantine was not ‘Father’ Material. Never hadbeen, he was a fucking bastard, he knew that. He knew it!

So the demon, taking her in that had been an anomaly. Zedadoring the demon, didn’t help in finding the demon a home.

And before Constantine really knew it he had accepted beingcalled ‘Daddy’ and he was feeling this pride with her. Zed adored her, and theywere… they were solid. Everything was perfect.

Then Zatara had done something stupider than fuck. Zatarahad merged with Nabu, becoming Dr. Fate, and leaving his sixeteen year olddaughter alone, and in… ding, ding, ding! You guessed it, John Constantine’scustody.  John actually blasted Fate inevery which way he could before Nabu had blasted back and Constantine found hishouse filled with two teenage girls.

There was thirteen year old Raven and sixteen year oldZatanna and THAT was the start of the wars.

Zed had even ducked out of these girl’s wars.

Which was what had him sitting in his ‘courtyard’ as he tooka smoke, and break, Zed had surrendered from the girls’ war and walked out ofthe house to go with Chas on a mission or something. Constantine took anotherdrag of his cigarette and wondered if he could call B for help about gettingthe adopted siblings to like each other… Then again… He didn’t think the Batsgot along either.

“I said no!”

“It’s NOT Yours!” Raven screamed.

“It is Now!” Zatanna shouted.

“That’s MINE!” Raven shouted.

There was a few crashes, curses were flying, Constantinestood and groaned as he snubbed out his cigarette as he got to his feet.

“Just ONE BLOODY DAY!” he roared as he threw open the doorand saw Raven’s magic fly loose, and then there was white spell crashing tohim, he grabbed Raven as he was hit, he gasped as he felt his body shrink, thelimbs change as he crashed into the grass, he sat up, an ear twitched and hestared at his daughters.

There was a tiny little black mouse, and white rabbit…

Fuck…

The white rabbit with a red chakra gem, and a black mouse witha white bowtie. Constantine groaned. Oh fuck him.

[red-starshine]

[archivednewfrequencysamecry-blog]

@a-flick-of-a-wrist wanted Bunny Constantine

Whenever Laurel knew that John would be coming home from a job soon she got antsy. It didn't matter if he was gone just a few days or a few weeks, though anything over a week was rare and everyone knew to keep away from her or do as she told them to if they didn't want her to glare at them.

She opened the door hoping to see some sign that John was home, but the only thing in their living room was a rabbit. An adorable one, but not one that belonged here. "Thea? Tell me you didn't buy me a rabbit so I wouldn't get lonely. I was joking about needing something to cuddle with." No answer, maybe Dig or Lyla had dropped it off but that still didn't explain why no one had told her about it.

Walking over she glanced down at the rabbit. "Well you're a cute little thing, but where did you come from?" 

[red-starshine]

♫ Open the door ♫

♫ Get on the floor ♫

♫ Everybody walk the dinosaur ♫

[red-starshine]

[msrheasilva-blog]

I’m in a good mood even if busy with the chaotic changes, but I was staring at too many moving boxes so took a break to edit a comic panel and free Bunny Constantine from his cage.

Current Chaos

Training new person so I can leave old job.

Preparing to re-route commute for new job.

Packing to move out by end of lease next month.

Finding new place and making arrangements for move.

It’s coming along...actually managed to find a new place, it’s just a lot of juggling right now to make it seem like nothing’s wrong. Once I get settled in before the major holidays -- I’ll be able to relax.