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If Lemonloaf Was Canon

Olaf: Darling, I’m home!

Lemony, at his typewriter: Fuck you, you insufferable bastard!

Olaf: No, fuck you, you word defining pansy!

Lemony: So, how was your day?

Olaf: Kinda rough, I started a really great fire but some preppy jerk put it out. How was yours?

Lemony: Pretty good. Some delinquent bitch started a fire, but I was able to put it out pretty quickly.

Olaf: I fucking hate you.

Lemony: I hate you more.

Olaf: Bitch.

Lemony: Asshole.

Olaf: So what’s for dinner?

Lemony: Whatever you want, babe.

They kiss

But... I thought the prayer candles were going to be such a good idea! 0_0

What if there was a game where you'd play as a Dragon

#burning stuff down