#burnt pie

[isitbussinjanelle]

Raya: I’m so happy Namaari liked the pie I made.

Sisu: No she didn’t. She likes you, not the pie.

Raya: um- no I don’t think so. And she did. She had a big smile on her face and she gave me a thumbs up.

Sisu: yeah those were fake. the pie was burnt, girl.

Raya: m-maybe she likes burnt foods! Or just my food in general. :)

Sisu: I agree with you on the last part, but not because they’re ever good.

Raya: [scoffs] wha- well there’s no way she likes me. We’re just super good friends.

Sisu: uh huh- HEY NAMAARI!

Namaari, in the other room: YEAH?

Sisu: WAS RAYA’S PIE ANY GOOD I DIDN’T TRY IT YET!

Namaari, walking in: oh fuck no don’t try it that shit was-

Raya:

Namaari: -absolutely outstanding. The best pie I’ve ever tasted. I’ll go cut you a slice. [scurries away]

Raya: well- uh-um- that doesn’t mean anything-

Sisu: Raya, it’s offensive how oblivious you are sometimes.

[patrickat]

Unbelievable. Kara saw Wreck-It Ralph’s recipe for burnt pie.

[the-otp-machine-blog]

October 1st

Imagine your Otp baking pies and challenging each other to a Pie-a-Thon. Person A proves to be the better cook with a deliciously beautiful cinnamon-pumpkin pie while Person B pouts over their burnt crisp of what was supposed to be a butterscotch pie.

[ao3feeddestiel]

Burnt Pie

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/kKjEzMh by jjntashi “It’s you, goddamnit! All he wants is your stupid, honey scent!” In a world where scents are crucial to a child’s emotional development, Dean hides his sub-gender behind scent blockers, cutting himself off from the very thing his son needs most. So when an emergency forces the twenty-year-old omega to bring Jack to class one day, it’s just his luck that the one scent the toddler latches onto belongs to none other than his stick-up-the-ass professor. And somehow, that becomes Dean’s problem too. Words: 5180, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Sam Winchester, Jack Kline, Bobby Singer (Supernatural), Ellen Harvelle, Jo Harvelle, Charlie Bradbury, Gabriel (Supernatural) Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Ellen Harvelle/Bobby Singer Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Supernatural, Professor Castiel (Supernatural), College | University Student Dean Winchester, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Dean Winchester, Alpha Castiel (Supernatural), Top Castiel/Bottom Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester is Jack Kline's Parent, Past Rape/Non-con, Dean Winchester Has PTSD, Dean Winchester Has Self-Worth Issues, Age Difference, Power Imbalance, Explicit Sexual Content, Dean Winchester Swears, Angst with a Happy Ending, Dom/sub Undertones, Knotting, Scenting, Sam Winchester is So Done with Everyone, Toddler Jack Kline, Jack Kline is a Winchester read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/kKjEzMh

[sedisded]

Today I found out I can cook pie, but if I microwave it I set it on fire.

[stickythings]

Never cook a pie in the oven then get on tumblr.