Some sugar for College Francois Dupont
So this idea bit me earlier, and wouldn’t let go. Might sit down and turn it into a fic later.
We start off just post-Ladybug. Marinette has been expelled, then unexpelled, and Damocles et al have been told in no uncertain terms that the only reason Tom and Sabine are not suing is because Mari just wants to put all this behind her.
Bustier, Mendeleiev and Damocles have a meeting, discussing what to do about Lila and Marinette. Mendeleiev points out that Lila’s “lying disease” apparently also induces her to plant stolen answer keys in backpacks, as well as break into other people’s lockers and leave precious family heirlooms. which is... unlikely.
Bustier wonders aloud if Lila’s recanting is due to her being blackmailed, then dismisses it as being more likely that Lila panicked when Marinette was expelled, knowing that the Dupain-Changs would insist on a full investigation, which would clearly point out that, regardless of the answer key and necklace, Lila lied about being pushed down the stairs; something that could have actual legal consequences outside of school.
Damocles muses that they certainly can’t trust anything Lila says now. New order of the day: question everything that Lila says. Everything. And then goes one step further; the continued radio silence from Sig.ra. Rossi is no longer acceptable. The staff will continue to reach out for a parent-teacher conference, and if Sig.ra Rossi hasn’t shown in two weeks, the case will be forwarded to ASE (French child protection) as parental abandonment. After all, even Gabriel Agreste has managed to send someone to parent-teacher conferences.
And so it begins. Lila says she missed the homework because of an important charity conference call? Mendeleiev demands to know which charity, along with the name, title and contact information of her direct report there, along with an essay (due later) explaining, in detail, what she does that is so irreplaceable for each organization that apparently has a 14-year old in a position of importance. Can’t come up with it? Well, she still expects the essays.
When Lila says her arthritis is acting up, and maybe Marinette could take notes for her? Bustier first asks the class for volunteers (no luck), then draws Alya’s name out of the compliments bowl and assigns her to take Lila’s notes. When Lila tries to protest, Bustier asks her point-blank if her problem is that she thinks that Alya won’t take good notes? Because if that’s her concern, then Mme. Bustier will review Alya’s notes at the end of class to ensure their completeness. And for tomorrow, if Lila will fill out this paperwork, she can ensure that Lila has a teacher’s assistant assigned to her to help her take her notes.
Even D’Argencourt gets in on it. When Lila doesn’t feel well enough to participate in PE, she get’s escorted down to the nurse’s office to stay there for the class.
When Lila goes to Damocles to complain about this unfair and discriminatory treatment, he very calmly explains that the last time the school took her at her word, they very narrowly dodged a serious lawsuit, and after all she does have a condition that makes her lie, so the school unfortunately must check everything now. And of course, if accommodation is the question, he would be more than happy to clear his schedule for a parent-teacher conference, and speaking of accommodation, her medical file is apparently woefully incomplete, so would she mind having her doctor’s office send them an up-to-date copy of her medical records?
As for the class? They’ve been inspired to start fact-checking everything she’s ever said. Rose asks Prince Ali, Max goes Google-diving, and Alya manages to track down Ladybug to ask her if she is actually friends with Lila (the disappointed “took you long enough” is all the answer she needs). They don’t erupt on Lila; she has a condition after all, and the class is getting reminders twice and three times a day about how far it went.
Alya, kicking herself for not only not checking her sources on Lila, but demanding that Marinette prove that Lila was lying, uses her position as Class Vice President to talk Mme. Bustier into giving her Sig.ra Rossi’s contact information, and runs it down to discover that it’s all falsified. The address? doesn’t exist. That street ends 23 numbers earlier, is in a different arrondissement, and is misspelled to boot. Her cell phone number is actually Lila’s personal number. And while her email looks legit, the domain is for a free email site, not an Italian government domain, or even an ISP domain. Frankly, Alya could do a better job setting up an email to look official, and has on the Ladyblog. When she reports this to Bustier and Damocles the next morning, he skips the countdown and pulls the trigger. The ASE agent is waiting for Lila by lunchtime.
Not sure if it needs a better ending. Need to think on it.