#butlerrisms

[batisms]

*boops my fave bat bby*

     I’VE MISSED YOU! my fav butler/dad/mom/person to give migraines bc of my antics. :’)))) @butlerrisms

[comeuphere]

@butlerrisms

“What do you mean ‘he’s not here’, he promised.”

[loyaltyburdened]

BONUS:

an au that i discussed with @butlerrisms where karen divorces ted and marries alfred and the wheelers become the pennyworths! PLOT-TWIST: mike and nancy were already alfred’s biological children.

[butlerrisms]

 why are you hiding from that boy who you really are?                          you’re a WAR DOG, Alfred.                   a cold-blooded, lethal war dog.

promo made by @batisms​ for @butlerrisms​

[sacredjustice]

ATTENTION @butlerrisms: Diana did indeed give you a grandchild: @nightspride ! 

Feel free to babysit him, so she can have private time with Bruce, thanks!

[capedhope]

@butlerrisms

WHY ARE YOU KIDS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO STRESS YOUR FATHER OUT FOR GOD’S SAKE??!?!?!?!!

tfw ur kids are basically in a fight to the death

[momwheeler]

We’re all going to college y’all. full ride, thanks 2 my new dad, Alfred, and also Bruce. thank u.

[godveiined-a]

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*adopts*

        “ Alfred! ”