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How Bo Burnham proposes :D

This request is from probably over a year ago, but I already did a Valentine’s Day-themed proposal fic with Bo, which you can read here! Now, granted, this was written a long, long time ago, and probably isn’t very good. But it’s there!

- H

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Derek as a father?

This is the first of what might be several headcanons about Derek throughout you and him being parents. This first part will be the pregnancy/giving birth.

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Derek Hale as a Father Headcanons: The Pregnancy

- He’s nervous when you get pregnant. Like, really nervous. After you tell him, he gets a little standoffish at first, not really avoiding you, but not being as present as normal.- After he gets used to the idea, he starts spending a lot of time on his laptop. Like, a lot of time. At first you’re worried. What if he’s cheating on you? Then, one day, your curiosity finally gets the best of you and, while he’s in the bathroom, you open his laptop and check the browser history. To your astonishment, it’s pages and pages and pages of tips and how-to’s for being a father.- He’s wary of you doing things right away. If you’re carrying something that he thinks might be too heavy, he’ll drop whatever he’s doing and take it from you. And no matter how many times you assure him that you’re fine because you’re only three months along, he always does it anyway.- When you get to around eight months, he stops letting you leave the loft altogether. At first it’s sweet, then it’s just annoying. And while you have to admit the idea of waddling around outside isn’t exactly appealing, it’s better than never being allowed on your feet.- When you finally do go into labor, all of Derek’s planning goes out the fucking window. He’d had a whole list of things prepared for him to do when the time came but now all he can think about doing is getting you in the fucking car and down to the hospital.- As Melissa is wheeling you down the hall, you can hear Derek lecturing her, lecturing her, about proper procedures and what she should do if something goes wrong, and that’s how you know he did a little too much research. Luckily for you (for both of you, really) Melissa manages to shut him up and ditch him in the waiting room. The two of you share a laugh (yours a little pained) as she continues on her way.- When Derek is finally brought back, he pushes his way past the nurses like you’re being held hostage and runs to your side. When he sees the little bundle in your arms, he freezes.- The look on Derek’s face when he sees your child for the first time is seared into your brain forever. You never thought you’d see Derek Hale cry, but here he is, tears brimming his green eyes as he reaches out for you.- “You are the most beautiful thing that will ever walk this earth.” And you can’t tell if he’s talking to you or the baby, but it doesn’t matter, because he’s right.

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So, I want to do other parts to this, since I didn’t actually get to him even being a father. Is that something you guys want? Drop an answer/suggestion in my ask box if you want to. :)

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So, I haven’t touched this account in like a year and a half, but I just wanted to say thank you to all of you for following and supporting me for so long. I made this account because I had fun writing reader inserts. You guys being so active and interested in my writing was truly always the highlight of my day. Even when I didn’t get around to requests (which is one thing that has never changed about me), you guys stuck around. Basically I’m just trying to say thank you so much for your love and support. This account will stay up, purely for the memories, but I just wanted to come and say goodbye officially to this account because it was a big part of my life for a while. Goodbye, and thank you so, so much.

- H

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Dating Penelope Garcia?

Dating Penelope Garcia Would Include:

- baking with her- her convincing you to let her pick out your outfit- organizing her hundred pairs of glasses- SHOPPING- fun sex!!!- brightly colored lipstick stains on your skin- visiting her at work- being friends with Derek- the three of you hanging out- mani/pedi’s at least once a month- cheek kisses and forehead kisses and ALL THE KISSES- “Babe, did you really need these shoes?”- “Absolutely.”- GIRLS NIGHTS WITH THE WOMEN ON THE TEAM- babysitting with her- she’s ALWAYS the big spoon- date nights are always awesome- “Babe, come look at my pinterest!”- hanging out in her office when she works late- having Hotch force her to take a couple of days off to take her on a trip- making out in the elevator at the BAU- making out in her office- double dates with Will and J.J.- just like the most fun relationship ever, basically

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Headcanons for dating Dan Howell??? :3

Dating Dan Howell Would Include:

- avoiding going public for a while- when you finally decide to, you guys make a video about it- always tweeting each other- dan telling you to ignore the hate- but it still hurts, and Dan has to comfort you sometimes- waiting for Phil to leave the the DAMN APARTMENT so you guys can have sex- super passionate sex- a lot of nose kissing- lots of him going down on you- bruises in the shape of his thumbs on your hips in the morning- hand holding during sex- eye contact during sex- hAIR PULLING DURING SEX- all the cuddling- ALL THE CUDDLING- wearing his stupid holiday sweaters- teasing him for his monochrome wardrobe- then stealing his clothes- every time you wear his clothes he just wants to take them off of you- calling him Daniel because he hates it- actually he doesn’t hate anything you do- because he loves the fuck out of you

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imagine having to fake your death and not being able to tell loki, so when you come back, he’s both surprised and a little hurt

(this is messy but i’m probably going to write a fic about it)

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Replacement // A Khal Drogo Imagine

Anonymous said: can you please write a khal drogo one shot there is literally none anywhere and you did an imagine so please

Uh, yes. Definitely. This may be kind of stupid, but yeah.

THIS WAS REQUESTED LIKE MONTHS AGO I AM SO SORRY I AM JUST GETTING AROUND TO IT!

Basically this is an imagine where you take Dany’s place marrying Khal Drogo.

THIS IS REALLY BAD TO BE HONEST BUT IT WAS FUN TO WRITE.

YES THERE WILL PROBABLY BE MORE THAN ONE PART.

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Title: Replacement (Part One?)

Character/Celebrity: Khal Drogo (Game of Thrones)

Word Count: 1802

Rating: T

Warnings: none

Notes: Dothraki will be in italics (sorry if I missed any).

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Daenerys was practically your sister.

Though you'd started as simply one of the girls Viserys brought with him, you quickly became the girl that looked after Dany. You loved her with all of your heart. She was so young, and her asshole of a brother was marrying her off to some Dothraki warlord.

“Y/N?” Dany asked, violet eyes catching yours in the gold-framed mirror. You were pulled from your thoughts as you brushed her long, white hair. You were running through the things the Dothraki translator had taught you. For some reason, you were gifted with an extraordinary ability to pick up on languages quickly. You were to go with Dany and help her learn the culture, the terms, the common idioms.

“Hmm?” You questioned. Though she was only a few years younger than you, you often felt a motherly affection towards her. You began to twist the hair at the crown of her head, pulling it together at the back.

“Do you still get scared?” Your eyebrows knitted together in the middle as you thought about her question.

“Of course I do.” Came your answer. “Everybody gets scared, Daenerys.”

“Viserys says that he's never afraid.” She brushed a stray hair out of her face and you playfully swatted her hand away.

“Viserys is a liar.” You said, meaning it despite your whisper (he could be anywhere, could hear you if you weren't careful). “Even your brother gets scared.”

“How dare you shame the name of the Great Dragon?” But when you looked over at him, Viserys was smiling, clearly joking. He possessively wrapped an arm around you, pulling you to him and looking at Dany in the mirror. “Of course I’m afraid sometimes, dear sister, but the trick is never to let your enemies see it.”

“I don’t have any enemies.” Dany said quietly. You smiled at her. She was so young, so innocent. The ordeal he was putting her through was absolutely unfair.

“The Khal is our enemy.” Viserys responded, reaching out for her. You took a protective step towards her, playing it off as though you were fixing her hair for the fifteenth time. He side-eyed you, but made no move to reprimand you. He wouldn’t dare.

“Then why am I marrying him?” Dany’s voice was small, scared of the answer. Viserys offered a laugh in response. When you glared at him, he cleared his throat.

“You are marrying him, sister dear, because that is how we will take back the Iron Throne.” he answered. “Our throne. Our birthright.” You rolled your eyes.

Viseys constantly talked about his right to the throne. He never asked you, but if he did, you would have told him the truth: it no longer belonged to him. As with any throne, if you are conquered, you lose it. The Mad King was conquered, and the throne belonged to the Baratheons now.

You were pretty sure the older Targaryen had a tendency to forget he no longer possessed a proper army. Even with the entire Khalasar, he would have no chance. You wondered sometimes if he knew that, and was just sending his sister to the slaughter for the hell of it.

Daenerys never responded to his statement, so he gave up and walked outside. However, he returned a moment later, a wide smile on his face.

“He’s here! The Khal is here!” He was practically singing and only the terrified look on Dany’s face kept you from laughing and making a comment about it. She turned and looked up at you. You attempted to give her the most reassuring look you could muster as she wrapped her arms around your waist, hugging you tight. “Come, Dany. Musn’t leave your future husband waiting. That’s just bad manners.” Dany shot up to a standing position so quickly that you jumped a bit.

“Sorry!” she apologized instantly. You chewed on the inside of your cheek. She would never survive the Dothraki.

When she was standing, Daenerys was surprisingly close to your height. Her eyes could meet yours if she stood on her toes. You knew that those few inches could make all the difference with her future husband.

“DAENERYS!” Viserys was already outside and performing his special talent, yelling at his sister. You wrapped your arm gently around hers.

“Let’s not keep him waiting any longer.” You said. She nodded and pushed her shoulders back, trying to seem older and taller. The gown she wore was beautiful and looked amazing with her light skin, but she still looked too young to you. Too young to be getting married, too young to lose what innocence she had left, too young to be forced into this life.

When you got outside, there were seven men on horses in front of Viserys and the small group of his advisors that had survived up until now. You could instantly tell that the largest one, the one with the longest braid, the one in the middle, was the Khal.

“Khal Drogo wants to know where his wife is.” one of the Dothraki said. You whispered the translation to Viserys. The Khal glared at him, as though this wasn’t at all what he wanted him to say. Dany swallowed next to you and Viserys laughed awkwardly, pulling her forward.

“Here she is!” Viserys grinned, waiting for any sign of approval as the Dothraki translated for the Khal. Khal Drogo made a face, as though he did not approve. You could practically feel the panic radiating off of Viserys.

“She is so young.” The Khal muttered. The Dothraki men around him looked at him incredulously, as though they couldn’t believe any woman could be too young. He simply shrugged. He was the Khal after all. Viserys looked at you expectantly, waiting to know what he’d said. You told him, and he frowned, clearly trying to think of a way he could keep the deal with the Dothraki for his crown.

“What about me?” You stepped forward before you could stop yourself. One of the Dothraki men pulled on his horse’s reins, moving to come towards you.

“How dare you address the Khal without-” He was cut off when Khal Drogo held up a hand to silence him. The man instantly backed away as the Khal jumped down from his horse and came to stand in front of you. 

He towered over you by at least half of a foot, probably more. You swallowed, but did not back off, keeping your eyes on his dark ones.

“You speak the Dothraki language well.” He said. That wasn’t at all what you were expecting, and you chuckled nervously.

“Thank you, Khal.” You told him. He seemed amused by how nervous you were.

“Who taught you?” You looked in the direction of the translator that stood by Viserys.

“You sent a translator two days ahead.” You hoped it didn’t sound rude for you to be pointing out the obvious. He raised a thick eyebrow.

“You learned our entire language in two days?” He asked, shocked; impressed, almost. You felt a small amount of pride that you could surprise the great Khal Drogo.

“Most of it.” You shrugged. He then smiled one of the biggest, realest smiles you had ever seen on a human’s face. He laughed a laugh so deep in his chest that you were sure it shook the ground beneath your feet.

“I like you. You have spirit.” You found yourself blushing. “You would sacrifice yourself for this girl?” He asked, gesturing to Daenerys. You turned and met her eyes before nodding.

“She is my family.” you confirmed. “I would do anything for her.” He was silent for a moment, but then nodded once as if to approve of this statement. You closed your eyes, relieved that he accepted the deal. If you’d had to watch Dany ride off with him, you didn’t know what you would do.

“Wait!” Viserys came running up, hand latching onto your wrist roughly. You let out a sound of surprise and the Khal took an almost protective step towards you. You tried to convey with your eyes that you had it covered and he nodded gently. You turned to Viserys and yanked your arm from his grasp.

“Do not act as though you care for me.” You told him. He opened his mouth to respond, but you cut him off. “I am simply convenient for you.”

“This was not the deal!” He yelled, both at you and the Khal who growled something in response in Dothraki. Viserys looked to you expectantly.

“He said not to worry; that you will still get your crown.” You could see the Khal watching you out of the corner of your eyes, his dark eyes on your mouth as you translated the foreign words into ones that Viserys could understand. The older Targaryen rolled his shoulder back and huffed.

“Very well then.” And, with that, he walked away. Daenerys quickly took his place, colliding with you in a crushing hug. It was clear she had been able to pick up on what had been decided.

“What am I to do without you?” she asked. You laughed, brushing her hair back.

“Sweet Daenerys. You won’t be without me.” Her light eyebrows raised in confusion and you put your hands on her shoulders. “You’ll be by my side the whole time. You’ll be my most trusted advisor, my sister.”

Even if that wasn’t in Viserys’s plan, you would never leave her alone.

“Really?” She asked, violet eyes sparkling with a newfound hope. You nodded.

“Of course.” You hugged her again, tighter this time. “Now, I must ride ahead with the Khal. I will see you soon, okay?”

“Okay.” There was worry in her voice as she glanced at the Khal over your shoulder. You could only assume he was watching the two of you closely.

With that, you turned on your heel and made your way back to the Dothraki men.

“Are you ready?” Khal Drogo asked, already on his horse. You nodded and he reached a hand down for you. When you took it, he pulled you up onto the front of his horse, arms on either side of you to hold the reigns. “Then let us begin our journey.”

It took everything in you to remember you were doing this for Daenerys. You had to do this for her.

You had to.

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dating spencer reid?

OH MY GOD SOMEONE REQUESTED MY FAVORITE CHARACTER OF ALL TIME

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Dating Spencer Reid Would Include

- it takes a while for him to ask you out- in fact, you probably end up being the one to take the jump and ask him- he really wants to kiss you on the first date, but is too nervous to- ^ rolling your eyes and kissing him yourself- him memorizing your coffee order- MEETING HIS TEAM- always joking around with Morgan- the one time an unsub finds out about you and threatens you, he calls you every five minutes to make sure you’re okay until they get back- ^ he stays at your place the next week just to be safe- he’s very unexperienced, so he’s nervous to do anything more than kiss you- your first time in bed together is a little awkward and fumble-y, but that’s to be expected- over time he gets more comfortable with his body and yours- sO VOCAL- talks a lot in bed- ^ randomly spouts statistics which you find adorable- you talk to him a lot to keep him comfortable and calm- always being sure to tell him what he’s doing right- he totally has a praise kink- always gets flustered when you go down on him even after you’ve done it many times- he’s very very very protective of you- wearing his clothes all the time- visiting him at work- him reading to you in other languages- that man holds so much love in his body- no one has ever loved you as much as he does- even when you fight, you can feel how much he cares about you- no matter what, you matter most to him

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