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The one thing I am mad about, with Our Flag Means Death being cancelled, is that we missed out on anyone making the most obvious joke of the entire series.

The Revenge washes ashore on a Remote Island after a wild lightning storm, or some shit.

Stede: There's no need to bow, friends - we are but pirates!

Wee John: Did he just call us butt-pirates?

Frenchie: Rude

Lucius, at Pete: Damn right, we're butt-pirates.

Pete: You're my cute little butt-pirate...

Jim: [Draws blade] Hey. Speak for yourself.

Archie: [Optimistically] Ehhh, I dunno. I'd go for anything once. Like this time when I was in a butt cult and --

Olu: ... [software failure]

Buttons: Ye cannae. moonbathe. in. yer troos!

Roach, to Fang: ...so, then I like to take the meat, and really RAM it in, ay? Like get it really stuffed in there... [holds up goose]

Ed: [Wistfully] Yeah... yeah, y'know I guess we are butt-pirates.

Izzy: [INTERNAL SCREAMING]

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John Dory Working After BroZone Split Be Like-

John Dory: is sleeping 😴 then suddenly wakes up 😦

John Dory: AHHH I'M LATE FOR WORK 😬

~~at work~~

JD's Boss: Okay, and for the plans we have...oh, darn, John Dory has our plans, we may not be able to--

John Dory: rushes in 😅I'M HERE DON'T WORRY

Everyone: stares 😕

JD's Boss: Erm, John-?

John Dory: I don't know why I slept in, I'm so sorry, but don't worry, I didn't forget anything, I have all the notes, all the boards, I even remembered my important suitcase and cool looking business tie-

JD's Boss: John Dory, where are your pants?

John Dory:...

John Dory: I FORGOT MY PAN-