Apr 23
was gonna put examples, but honestly, "I Review Amazon Self Defense Products" has so many good quotes so just go through and pick ya favorites or somethin
You are absolutely right toastie, it’s a goldmine. Here’s a bonus CHUNK-OF-PLIER just for you:
“And if I can get a discount on ending someone else’s life, you know I’m going to take that chance.”
“You can whomp it, you can whack it, but in addition to that… it’s also a taser.”
“I like my ass the way it is and I don’t need it whipped, for any reason, whatsoever, period, no further discussion needed, shut up!”
“Enter the whirlwind of pain.”
“In your eye, bitch! Bitch eye!!”
“Maybe it will dazzle them in the eye before they get swapped in the- what do I do??”
