#10000 tier

[aromanticduck]

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

[aromanticduck]

Pro respecting elders in the 'listen to people with more experience than you' and 'don't discount people as automatically regressive or out of touch because of their age' sense. Very much anti respecting elders in the 'authority figures are automatically right' and 'children aren't allowed to disagree with their parents' way.

[bitchhug]

why does everyone only do butt AND thigh workouts?? i want a butt with no thighs. i want to look like this:

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my dad’s vacuuming and he stopped for a minute and in the dead silence i said to myself very loudly ‘alrighty tighty lets get boogie woogieing’ and he just turned on the hoover again

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canonically, the phrase ‘the boy who lived’ was something that apparently everyone across the uk was toasting the night voldemort was first defeated, but i’m thinking right that not everyone would have come up with the same phrase to toast? so surely someone came up with something like an excellent pun and they were really proud of it and that’s what they toasted to, but then everyone started saying ‘the boy who lived’

like can you imagine the plotline if every time someone says ‘harry potter, the boy who lived’ it’s replaced with like ‘harry potter, the epic small baby man’

[bitchhug]

i love when people say ‘i am a fan’ like Nothing, absolutely nothing gets in the way of hearing that as I Am A Spinny Form Of Air Conditioning. literally the exact same phrase. incredible.

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finna go live in a cabin in the woods i think

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white blood cells aren’t real. tf bleeds white bro