i love getting soapy and scrubbing with a sponge
mutuals. y sponge post flopped. in my time of need
styofa doing anything
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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Claire Keane
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Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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occasionally subtle
Three Goblin Art
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i love getting soapy and scrubbing with a sponge
mutuals. y sponge post flopped. in my time of need
hi can we play staring and breathing together
Upping my dreammaxing game by napping in a cursed unicorn leather hammock
this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.
hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.
every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...
i made a separate post about this but actually there are plenty of people cough white people who care about animals more than they ever do human people . not what i'm talking about make your own post
They made love with the throbbing passion of a strong headache
just an update from the outside world, KFC has a new commercial that parodies ortolan bunting (has people cover their head with a cloth before eating the new KFC sandwich because it’s so good it’s sinful or whatever) and i’ve seen nonstop christian freakouts on facebook about how “openly demonic” KFC is becoming
the penis was a component of the extinct mammal known as the "human." while its true function is unclear, experts believed it allowed them to locate rare tubers hidden in the soil
Dangers of working on a set.
That’s what I said.
Okay but you forgot the best part! During the scene where Aragorn, Gandalf and the other Main CharaktersTM ride ahead to go shout at the gate (and talk to the mouth of sauron in the extended edition) they were very firmly told only to ride up ahead “this far” because that area was cleared and beyond that it wasn’t.
But. Viggo Mortensen is absolutely mad and lead them just…. a bit farther than that. Everyone else was very scared they might blow up any second. Viggo said it “added a little extra tension”.
#they just don’t make behind the scenes stories like lotr anymore
Viggo was just Like That™ for the whole trilogy, taking method acting to extreme levels:
he would spend multiple days walking overland to locations in full pack, sword, & armour when everyone else was travelling in trucks
refused to use any prop swords that weren’t actual steel
basically lived in the forest in-costume, sleeping rough under the sky, even fishing & foraging for his food when possible
often spent hours in the barn just bonding with the horses. He adopted the horse he rode, Uranus, after filming ended
repaired all his own gear by hand, which was often since he never took it off
had a tooth knocked out during filming but had the crew simply glue it back in place so they could keep filming
the instructor who taught everyone swordplay said Viggo was the best swordsman he had ever trained
carried his sword literally everywhere & practiced non-stop, resulting in the cops being called when locals reported “a wild man swinging a sword around his head" outside a gym in Wellington
an orc actor fucked up & accidentally threw a dagger directly into Viggo’s face, but Viggo just deflected it with his sword. They kept that shot
infamously broke 3 toes kicking that helmet but stayed in-character & sold his very real scream as part of the scene. They also kept that shot
Viggo insists on doing his own stunts; in The Two Towers where Aragorn is unconscious & floating down the river, the strong current pulled him underwater for so long that a rescue team had to go in to save him. Viggo survived by grabbing a boulder on the riverbed and pulling himself to the surface
It’s probably more accurate to say that Aragorn played Viggo Mortensen in the off season, so I’m 100% unsurprised to hear he put a whole crowd of fellow actors in genuine mortal peril for a 12% increase in authenticity
the cynical 2020s will be just a bad nightmare by the time im middle age. i can hold onto that. we're gonna be well into flipping things around by 2035. im manifesting golden sweetie age
reclaiming character designs from an old project ☕
yeah that’s exactly what happened
the next bit is even better:
hello we are your bank. we'd like to update you on the fact that you have: ZERO DOLLARS in your bank account. just to confirm: you have ZERO DOLLARS. click this link to learn more: https://zerodollars.com
trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive
BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.
the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time
Can I interest you in our desert menu?
sure what have u got
thanks but i’ll pass
i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me